Another Awesome New Weapon

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http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=2708856&page=1

The crowd grows unruly. Units on the scene fear that insurgents or sympathizers may have blended into the crowd and are attempting to loot the vehicle of ammunition and parts.

Today, those units have two choices — and both of them are bad. They can attempt to disperse the crowd by ordering them to get away from the vehicle — which would likely have little effect — or they can fire into the crowd, possibly injuring or even killing innocent civilians in the process.

"If you're a soldier dealing with an unruly mob, you don't have a lot of options," says Noah Shachtman, editor-in-chief of Defensetech.org. "You have the M-16 option, the bullhorn option, and there's not that much in between."

That is, until now. A new non-lethal weapon developed by the Department of Defense intends to give soldiers a third option in these situations.

The ADS, or Active Denial System, fires an invisible beam that penetrates the top 1/64th of an inch on a target's skin, hitting sensitive pain receptors and causing a burning sensation some have likened to being dipped in molten lava.

When the target steps out of the beam's path, the pain goes away instantly, causing no permanent damage and leaving no marks, bruises or burns.

Is that not awesome?

No damage done. Crowd dispersed.

And I can feel we're getting close to my Sleep Ray or the SR as we call it down at R&D being a reality.

Once we have that. Game over, earthlings.
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A duel... TO THE PAIN!

Bionic Robot Bees, Pain-Guns.

Good god, the 21st century is gonna ROCK.
 
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I think we should sneak this thing into the UN the next time Amhinjeadad talks.

And give him a taste of his future if he doesn't shape up soon.
 

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some have likened to being dipped in molten lava.


Wow. I didn't know there were some previously-dipped-in-molten-lava people advising the DoD on the effectiveness of new pain weapons.

This reminds me of a video-game geek saying, "When you get your head chopped off, you don't really feel any pain, but you can still see and smell stuff for like three minutes or so."
 
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SC Harrison said:
Wow. I didn't know there were some previously-dipped-in-molten-lava people advising the DoD on the effectiveness of new pain weapons.

Lots of people have been dipped in molten lava.

It's a new extreme sport in Hawaii.

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Dangerous but exciting.

And without excitement, the extreme sport junkie doesn't want to live.

Thank you.
 
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There's a sound weapon that does the same thing - concentrates waves into a narrow beam that registers at painful/sickening decibel levels.

The brown-note gun is not far off.
 

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"Sandworms - you hate em right? I hate em too!"
 

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If we had friggin sandworms, Iraq coulda been over and done in 6 months. Who the hell's gonna try an IED against a sandworm?
 

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dclary said:
If we had friggin sandworms, Iraq coulda been over and done in 6 months. Who the hell's gonna try an IED against a sandworm?
With fricken lazer beams on their fricken heads!
 

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Did everyone but us get banished?

*cranks "Rock You Like a Hurricane" on the stereo*
 

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It's Friday night. Everyone else but us have lives.

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Who needs a life when you've got Hair Metal?
 

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I'm offended that no one recognized the comic genius of my post.

Hmpf.

I'm taking my comedy ball and going home.
 

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I don't have anything against this AD thing, for the record. I thought it was pretty cool, and could work, as long as you have one of those things around when you need them.

But there could be problems. Apparently the millimeter waves, like microwaves, are dangerous, but it seems they've "set it on stun," so to speak. And effective:
"When you feel that millimeter wave energy, you get a heating sensation, a clear distinct sensation that you know somebody's telling you to stop your actions and get out of the area," said LeVine.

But then the writer of the article asks a good question. (Go, writer.)


But what if you're stuck in a crowd? Trapped on the ground or simply unable to get out of the weapon's path?

But from a marketing standpoint, the answer made me say "uh-oh."


LeVine said that's not possible due to the operator's training and the camera used to target the device. She said the operator will see what is happening.


Why did she evade the question? IMHO, it doesn't help her cause. She should have said, at least: "We train our operaters to avoid situations like these, but this isn't a perfect weapon. Serious injuries could occur, but it is much safer than firing an M-16 into the crowd."

It's better to just tell it like it is right up front. Saying that a situation like that "isn't possible" is so obviously incorrect. Can't you just hear the backlash later on down the road, when the machine fries someone?

Reporter: I thought you said this was a non-lethal weapon. Can you tell me why someone was killed?

Her: This isn't a perfect world and in war there are unpredictable conditions, yada yada.

Reporter: Was the operater properly trained, yada yada yada?

I wonder, just from a PR or marketing standpoint, why she didn't tell it like it is. Do you know what I mean? Am I missing something?

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DrSpork said:
I'm offended that no one recognized the comic genius of my post.

Hmpf.

I'm taking my comedy ball and going home.

Most of us figured you were serious.
 

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Yeah. Being serious is the kiss of death to all posts. Especially long, overthought ones with references to outside sources. :p

What was I thinking???

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I bow to your comedic timing and instincts, Sporky.

Dead on as usual.
 
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