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Okay, there are some duds that have made it, like:
1) dancing Elvis Santa Claus displays
2) "Winter Holiday" Trees
3) Fruitcake
4) Dolly Parton/Kenny Rogers duet about falling in love (creepy)
5) Barbara Striestand singing Favorite things or Jingle bells
6) Green and Red colored food that should neither be green nor red.
7) Mickey Rooney as the voice of Santa Claus
8) Cartoons that depict Mrs. Claus as ever having been a blonde hottie
9) Grandma got run over by a Reindeer --the cartoon (parental purgatory)
10) "A Very Special" episodes of any show.
Give me your best made up Christmas Dud or you can add to this real list (above).
Loving Christmas more than Tiny Tim and Bob Cratchet and trying to keep sane at the same time...
1) mince meat pudding cups
2) Eggnog accented beer
3) Christmas Oil Changes at Jiffy Lube (We use red or green).
4) Underwear hung by the Chimney with care.
5) Roast Christmas Spruce (Tree on fire)
6) Peppermint Candy Hair combs
7) Milking the Reindeer (I don't know what this means)
8) Anatomically correct snowmen
9) 365 Days of Christmas Radio Muzak
10) Hefty's Christmas Bags
1) dancing Elvis Santa Claus displays
2) "Winter Holiday" Trees
3) Fruitcake
4) Dolly Parton/Kenny Rogers duet about falling in love (creepy)
5) Barbara Striestand singing Favorite things or Jingle bells
6) Green and Red colored food that should neither be green nor red.
7) Mickey Rooney as the voice of Santa Claus
8) Cartoons that depict Mrs. Claus as ever having been a blonde hottie
9) Grandma got run over by a Reindeer --the cartoon (parental purgatory)
10) "A Very Special" episodes of any show.
Give me your best made up Christmas Dud or you can add to this real list (above).
Loving Christmas more than Tiny Tim and Bob Cratchet and trying to keep sane at the same time...
1) mince meat pudding cups
2) Eggnog accented beer
3) Christmas Oil Changes at Jiffy Lube (We use red or green).
4) Underwear hung by the Chimney with care.
5) Roast Christmas Spruce (Tree on fire)
6) Peppermint Candy Hair combs
7) Milking the Reindeer (I don't know what this means)
8) Anatomically correct snowmen
9) 365 Days of Christmas Radio Muzak
10) Hefty's Christmas Bags
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