You really ARE a truly GREAT screenwriter ($5 mantras)

Here are three LOW COST mantras to help you in your screenwriting career. Repeat 100 x daily -- before going to bed and in the morning first thing and whenever alone and idle.

(Further reading implies acceptance of the $5 fee.)

" I really AM a truly fabulous screenwriter. Truly SENSATIONAL. Yes I AM"

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" I WILL be successfull. I WILL get that $16 million dollar sale. I WILL succeed as a screenwriter"

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"I WILL pay you $5. You have helped me become a sensational screenwriter. I WILL pay you $5. I WILL pay you $5. I WILL pay you xtz. I WILL pay you $5"

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Right... well that's $5 then?

Show, don't tell

Instead of telling myself I'm a truly fabulous screenwriter, is there some way I can show myself this? Or is that included in the intermediate mantra package?

-Derek
My Web Page - naked women, bestial sex, and whopping big lies.

RE: Show, don't tell

" I really AM showing myself to be a truly fabulous screenwriter. Truly showing myself to be SENSATIONAL. Yes I AM"

Your tailor-made mantra - that's $10 plus the $5= $15

Plus awkward question surcharge ($200)

$10 + $5 + $200 = $649 Grand total (inclusive of small tip)

Show Me the way

will you SHOW ME the way (don't tell me) to a $5 jaguar. i know i can make a deal: my fabulous :snoopy screenplay in exchange for a jaguar. show me the way and don't pull no bull!!! >:

i'm forever greatful :hail for your fine service

write on!!!