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You can also buy plutonium for that special someone according to an e-mail I got from Kim Komando.
 
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Oooh, plutonium! I'd love something in platinum, but I'd settle :D
 

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MidnightMuse said:
Oooh, plutonium! I'd love something in platinum, but I'd settle :D
Remember, you only nuke the ones you love.
 

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Have you noticed..one of them looks like a bunny!
A couple of them look like something out of the toilet. Just saying . . .
 

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Dammit, I thought it was for real. Like in a sealed container real.

And here I thought you had helped me finish my shopping. *sigh*
 

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Carrie in PA said:
Dammit, I thought it was for real. Like in a sealed container real.

And here I thought you had helped me finish my shopping. *sigh*
Oh, heck. Just give 'em a fruitcake.
 

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Hey. I make a dandy fruit cake. My family loves it.

*throws fruit cake at SF*

Oops. Went through the wall. And the neighbors wall. YIkes.

*slinks away.*
 

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*several men in HAZMAT suits rush in, using an 11 foot pole (because nobody would touch a fruitcake with a 10 foot pole) with a pincher on the end, they carefully pick up soccer mom's fruitcake and place it into a steelwalled container. After a muffled explosion, one of the men yell, "Clear!" and they all rush out again*
 

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You guys who don't like fruitcake have never had my Irish grandmother's recipe. Raisins, dates, walnuts, pecans, dark spicy batter and whisky. It should make you gasp when you unwrap it. It should be moist, flammable, crumbly. It should never have anything red or green or yellow in or on it.
Mmmmmmmm........
 

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alleycat said:
Oh, heck. Just give 'em a fruitcake.

HEY! Just because my co-workers are nuts, doesn't mean I'll traffick in human......(huh? how much? EUROS!? REALLY??)


Kate Thornton said:
You guys who don't like fruitcake have never had my Irish grandmother's recipe. Raisins, dates, walnuts, pecans, dark spicy batter and whisky. It should make you gasp when you unwrap it. It should be moist, flammable, crumbly. It should never have anything red or green or yellow in or on it.
Mmmmmmmm........

Please take out the raisins and most of the dates, too.
(I used to throw the green and red things at my cousins. That resulted in 'NO FRUITCAKE FOR DESERT' every single time.)
 

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I want the bookworm!
 
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