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TrainofThought
12-01-2006, 05:51 AM
I have never changed the information on my driver’s license, such as weight, eye and hair color. My driver’s license still shows the same information from when I was 19. This is a true story and I have to share.

A colleague told me she recently renewed her license. The woman waiting on her said, “There is no way you are 140 pounds. We have to change it.” My colleague was stunned responding, “Please leave it. I’m 43-years old and no one has ever said I needed to change my driver’s license.” She had her picture taken and when she received her new license the weight showed 224 pounds.

I couldn’t stop laughing. Of course, I was laughing with her and asked if she reported the woman. She said she didn’t want to get her fired.

Honestly, does anyone change the information on their driver’s license when they renew it?

writerterri
12-01-2006, 05:53 AM
I always lie about my weight.

SpookyWriter
12-01-2006, 06:01 AM
I always lie about my weight.No way. You're as thin as a model. :D

dclary
12-01-2006, 06:01 AM
"Ma'am, you forgot a zero."

Soccer Mom
12-01-2006, 06:10 AM
Ooh, no one has ever suggested. Mine has been the same since I was a teenager.

That could be dangerous to suggest. No one should suggest to a woman what her actual weight is. PMS can also stand for Pass My Shotgun or Potential Murder Subject.

CBeasy
12-01-2006, 06:14 AM
My license totally says I'm 2" taller than I really am. I admit it, I lied and FL DMV's aren't very thorough.

writerterri
12-01-2006, 06:16 AM
No way. You're as thin as a model. :D


Momma always said the fantasy was way better than the reality.

Keep saying that, I like it.

Rolling Thunder
12-01-2006, 06:22 AM
Ooh, no one has ever suggested. Mine has been the same since I was a teenager.

That could be dangerous to suggest. No one should suggest to a woman what her actual weight is. PMS can also stand for Pass My Shotgun or Potential Murder Subject.

Or Puttinupwith Men's Sh!t.

TrainofThought
12-01-2006, 06:34 AM
I give the total of my measurements, minus the zeroes.

PMS = Phlegm MixedWith Shart

SpookyWriter
12-01-2006, 06:39 AM
Or Puttinupwith Men's Sh!t.It's okay now to use shit. You don't need to hide your vowels anymore.

ETA: Gosh bless Mac! She's a real American.

Rolling Thunder
12-01-2006, 06:40 AM
It's okay now to use shit. You don't need to hide your vowels anymore.

Stop eyeing my vowels.


Weirdo.:)

TrainofThought
12-01-2006, 06:41 AM
ETA: Gosh bless Mac! She's a real American.Hail to Mac, the Squashed Gopher leader!

SpookyWriter
12-01-2006, 06:44 AM
Stop eyeing my vowels.


Weirdo.:):roll: The next time you have a vowel moment make sure to check for ants.

jbal
12-01-2006, 07:09 AM
Have you lost enough weight for it to make a difference?

TrainofThought
12-01-2006, 07:14 AM
I saw your body on the cover of a magazine.It is used in health journals as the 'before' picture.

kristie911
12-01-2006, 08:33 AM
I can't wait to renew my drivers license. For the first time in 8 years, I'm thinner than what it says on my license and I've been lying to the DMV for years!

TwentyFour
12-01-2006, 08:37 AM
I gained 20 lbs or more since my photo and won't tell them a new weight...it will be my goal to acheive that weight goal within the time limit I own the license!

Susie
12-01-2006, 01:21 PM
I'd definitely have to ask the lady to correct that weight amount. It definitely had to be an error!

TsukiRyoko
12-01-2006, 01:27 PM
"Didn't want to get her fired?" Bah!

I don't have a driver's license, but I know well enough that when I get off my butt to finally drive (I really do need to quit procrastinating, but I'm a terrible driver...), I will probably never, ever update it. I'll be old and fragile and saggy, but my license will still be the same as day one.

Carrie in PA
12-01-2006, 05:26 PM
PA doesn't list weight on the driver's license. :D It does, however, list me as 2inches shorter... which I was when I got my permit at 15-almost-16.

jbal
12-01-2006, 09:27 PM
PA doesn't list weight on the driver's license. :D It does, however, list me as 2inches shorter... which I was when I got my permit at 15-almost-16.
I checked, same thing here. No weight listed, but it has me as 6' 0", and I'm actually 6' 1"

TrainofThought
12-01-2006, 10:21 PM
I don't have a driver's license, but I know well enough that when I get off my butt to finally drive (I really do need to quit procrastinating, but I'm a terrible driver...),Please warn me when you are on the streets. I can’t afford to have my RAV4 destroyed.