Come listen to a story 'bout spookywriter
He's eaten ants and bugs and watched tsuki eat a spider
and then one day while he was scratching his butt
his daughter up and fed him some stinkin' rotten nuts.
Cashews that is,
Golden brown
From wal-mart, no less.
Well the first thing you know old Spooky's feeling ill
He asked his contracts if they could spare him some good will
They said "India is the place we wanna hire"
So he loaded up his stuff and moved to delawire
Delaware, that is.
Right near Virginia
Ballsack of Maryland
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Spooky and the gang
He'd like to thank you folks for letting him just do his thang
You're all invited back again to this here messageboard
To have a heapin helping of insanity, oh lord!
The Spooky Writer show!
Y'all come back, y'hear?!
He's eaten ants and bugs and watched tsuki eat a spider
and then one day while he was scratching his butt
his daughter up and fed him some stinkin' rotten nuts.
Cashews that is,
Golden brown
From wal-mart, no less.
Well the first thing you know old Spooky's feeling ill
He asked his contracts if they could spare him some good will
They said "India is the place we wanna hire"
So he loaded up his stuff and moved to delawire
Delaware, that is.
Right near Virginia
Ballsack of Maryland
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Spooky and the gang
He'd like to thank you folks for letting him just do his thang
You're all invited back again to this here messageboard
To have a heapin helping of insanity, oh lord!
The Spooky Writer show!
Y'all come back, y'hear?!