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Bill Gates said:
Like this, earthling. Click the little picture that looks like a globe with a viewmaster, and enter a web link. Easy as pi.
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MajorDrums said:
how do you quote things that are not posts on AW?
Copy and paste text into quote tags.

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[ quote=Name Here ] like this. Remove the spaces from the []s.[ /quote ]
 

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Is there a microwave oven big enough to put the mother in, when the time comes? I think she should get a huge taste of that which she put the child through.

But I'm bloodthirsty like that.
 

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used to be people slow-roasted babies or boiled them, but nowadays it's rush-rush-rush, gotta have it right now.
 

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I'm glad Haskins broke the 4th wall.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can see the expression on its face!











too much?
 

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How do you know she did it?

Anyways, people used to put their animals in microwaves when they were first invented. They seriously thought it would make them dry quickly.
 
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Joaquin Phoenix said:
Where's scarletpeaches? She's the only woman for me. You can quote me on AW if you want. I must find her! I'm pining away and I hear that ugly bug, James Purefoy, has been pestering her for a date. Well, if she can't choose she'll just have to do a threeway with us both 'til she can decide.

And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is how you quote something not from AW in a seriously-titled thread.:ROFL:
 

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blacbird said:
This might be the single most astonishing thread hijack I've ever witnessed at this site.

caw

Notice my subtle use of helpfulness--the penny on the tracks, my friend.

I'll say it again: I am Billy's Antithesis.

He is a professional forum poster.

I am a professional post derailer.

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It was a reference to quoting from outside AW, and also the fact jokes were being made about the OP...so the thread was derailed long before I got here; I figured it wouldn't matter...anyhoo, I'll be in the Writing Novels forum, where I should be. :)
 
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