More brown people suspected of not being white.

Bartjakistan: 10:52 PM -- CIA operatives within the Bartjakistani government today announced that brown people have infested the country. President Shrubbya called an emergency meeting of pig-headed fools in order to further assess the problem. While the use of nuclear force has not been ruled out, President Shrubbya did say, "we probably won't have to cleanse their filthy brown-ness in epic waves of holy flame."

Meerf...? I meant to put this in OP. How'd it end up here?

Hey! I'm mocking a particular style of writing, here. The adjectives stay.

Unique said:

I said .... you need more adjectives.

And whatever you do, don't lose the verbs or you won't have any action.

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For the last time, I shall not remove the adjectives!

dclary said:

Not even more cowbell could save this thread.

LOCK IT!(tm)

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Jerry-Springer-Esque Chanting.

Lock it! Lock it! Lock it!

The love triangle clashes mid-stage!

And the world forgets about Bartjakistan yet again. Sigh.