K-Fed to "Write" a Book

This guy is just about the biggest oxygen-thief on the planet.

and they said he couldnt go lower.

I really don't see his book getting much love. He's a complete joke & everyone knows it, and really, Brittney's been off the map for a minute now. The only thing keeping her in the news was "Why is she still with this punk, K-Fed?" With that gone, who cares about either of them?

And the book will be about how Britney was such a beyotch because she actually monitored how he tried to spend her money?


Or that she might have suggested he get his skinny *** home on occasion?

Or that he stop buying every ho in Vegas drinks on her mastercard?

aadams73 said:

This guy is just about the biggest oxygen-thief on the planet.

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This guy is a loser.

Now Brittney knows what it feels like to be married for your money.
I could have told her but she didn't ask.

Wait a minute...Britney had alleged lesbian encounters?
uh...nevermind...

ETA: No, seriously, I had never heard that one before...weird.

I wonder if KFED is going to put some naked photos of himself in the book.

I'm thinking there is only one reason why Britney stayed with the loser, and a nude photo should clear that up for everyone.

Thanks to Britney's airtight prenup, K-Fed will only get less than 250,000 dollars and around 2.5 million dollars

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He had 3 million dollars and now he's totally broke?
Was MC Hammer his accountant?

Bravo said:

and they said he couldnt go lower.

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Ummm...he's also wrestling in the WWE. Not much left...

Considering that a few years ago he was just some loser backup dancer, and now he's got a lot more than that (albeit with two more mouths to feed) it seems like he's made out OK, strangely enough. Meanwhile, Britney basically killed off her own career.

eldragon said:

I'm thinking there is only one reason why Britney stayed with the loser

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She didn't want another 15 minute marriage?

What is a K-Fed? A store like K-Mart?

Making your name hyphenated should be banned.

O-s.

AnneMarble said:

Read more here.

Well you could've knocked me over with a feather. About the only positive thing I see is that it means another ghostwriter will get some money.

It sounds remarkably tasteless. OK, not as tasteless as the OJ book, but tasteless in its own way. He'll be revealing all sorts of "private" details, ranging from Britney's alleged lesbian encounters, drug use, and concern about her weight and her acne.

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I didn't get to read the article for all the pop-up advertisements that accompanied it. So I can't really comment...

At least I now know who K-Fed is. All this time I thought he was some kind of company, like Fed-Ex or something similar.

oswann said:

Making your name hyphenated should be banned.

O-s.

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Actually, he didn't do it. He hates being called K-Fed, which is why everyone continues to do it.

cy-anide

Great, just what the world needs. I'm surprised this guy has enough brains to speak.

It would appear that his fifteen minutes of fame are up. Now, hopefully he'll eventaully vanish. Although he shouldn't be hard to find over the next few months -- just lay out a trail of Funyuns, beer, and hookers and the guy will probably come running straight to anyone holding a camera.

Hey, whatever happened to the backup dancer who fathered Madonna's little girl?

Yep. That's what I thought.

Madonna's girl was fathered by her trainer, not a back-up dancer.
(That was K-fed!)
Believe it or not, they all get along.

I saw a picture last summer of Carlos (Lourdes' dad,) with Lourdes and ROCKO, I think his name is, all at a parade in New York.

Apparently Carlos gets to babysit for Madonna and Guy.

jeez

Only 2.5 mil or 250 thousand?

Jeez. I could write for a decade on the latter. If brit's into lesbian encounters, Ill marry her and be a laughing stock. Ill take the airtight prenup and all.

Face it. Kfed is one lucky loser. He may be sans britney now, but he is still the guy that fathered two kids with britney and lived the high life for years. That's not bad for some seriously useless douche with no recognizable talent. I mean, most men of his caliber are pumping gas and pining for the local ghetto trash stripper with 3 kids, 3 baby daddies and streach marks.

eldragon said:

Madonna's girl was fathered by her trainer, not a back-up dancer.
(That was K-fed!)
Believe it or not, they all get along.

I saw a picture last summer of Carlos (Lourdes' dad,) with Lourdes and ROCKO, I think his name is, all at a parade in New York.

Apparently Carlos gets to babysit for Madonna and Guy.

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That's him! Carlos!

I had no idea he was her trainer, though. That puts things in an entirely different light than the K-fed situation.

Well, that and the fact that Carlos never came across as an illiterate bottom-feeder.

Celia Cyanide said:

Actually, he didn't do it. He hates being called K-Fed, which is why everyone continues to do it.

cy-anide

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He calls himself K-Fed, so he can't hate it too much. (Yes, I watch WWE.)