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Huggis
11-20-2006, 08:27 PM
Arg! A fine carpenter be that Mr. CBeasy. A right worthy effort of ship building, if ever I be seein. Now I be havin a proper place to stash me ill begotten booty and hide me kidnap victims.

Arg! Time to be off, to visit the King. I be wantin me ransom fer poor Lady OFG.

Hmmm….best to set me kitty trap, if the royal stalker be thinking bout comin aboard. Where be that ball of yarn I nicked from the previous queen?

writerterri
11-20-2006, 08:32 PM
At least it's a good trip to the candy shop!

Godfather
11-20-2006, 08:32 PM
but is the candy any good?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-20-2006, 08:36 PM
Help!! Help!!!

Godfather
11-20-2006, 08:39 PM
well it is your birthday, so...


no. i won't, savvy?




prove your worth as a sailor! as a pirate! avast!

PeeDee
11-20-2006, 08:40 PM
......what are we talking about?

And don't pirates say more "arrr" than "arg" really? Unless this pirate has nautical hemmoroids, or something.

TsukiRyoko
11-20-2006, 08:43 PM
Arr, this brings back me days as a Night Pirate, it does. Despite the fact that it's 11:45 am here, I think I'll be playing a buckaneer for the rest o' the day....arrr.....

PeeDee
11-20-2006, 08:44 PM
Who wants to shiver my timbers?


Five bucks.

TsukiRyoko
11-20-2006, 08:49 PM
Who wants to shiver my timbers?


Five bucks.

http://www.catzooks.com/meredith/lumberjack-web.jpg

Arr, them be some fine timbers.

PeeDee
11-20-2006, 08:51 PM
It's the ol' battleaxe!

Huggis
11-20-2006, 08:51 PM
Arg! Be a fine bunch o loveable freaks onboard.:D

TsukiRyoko
11-20-2006, 08:53 PM
Arg! Be a fine bunch o loveable freaks onboard.:D So it WAS you, takin advantage o' the cats....

writerterri
11-20-2006, 08:57 PM
Who wants to shiver my timbers?


Five bucks.


Will it end up in a pregnancy?

TsukiRyoko
11-20-2006, 08:58 PM
Will it end up in a pregnancy? Not if you wear the goggles.

PeeDee
11-20-2006, 09:00 PM
What is this, spellunking?

Godfather
11-20-2006, 09:02 PM
sigh, not even a decent pirate in the lot.




alright! listen up the lot o' ya! lets have some sort of order on ship here! set a course somewhere interesting, with lots of women. unless captain huggis comes by soon, i think i might take the title myself. so pass the rum!

Huggis
11-20-2006, 09:04 PM
What is this, spellunking?

Arg! It be spelluRking, mister lumberjack.

writerterri
11-20-2006, 09:04 PM
Not if you wear the goggles.



http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_3_207.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYUS) I'm ready!

TsukiRyoko
11-20-2006, 09:05 PM
sigh, not even a decent pirate in the lot.




alright! listen up the lot o' ya! lets have some sort of order on ship here! set a course somewhere interesting, with lots of women. unless captain huggis comes by soon, i think i might take the title myself. so pass the rum!

The reason we be bad pirates is because this here's a ship full o' AA members. No rum on board, laddie.

PeeDee
11-20-2006, 09:06 PM
Here you go. NOW, we be pirates! (http://tiger.towson.edu/users/bforem1/TERM%20PROJECT/music/Disneyworld%20-%20Pirates%20of%20The%20Caribbean%20-%20Yo%20Ho%20%28A%20Pirate%27s%20Life%20For%20Me%2 9.mp3)

Godfather
11-20-2006, 09:07 PM
The reason we be bad pirates is because this here's a ship full o' AA members. No rum on board, laddie.

ah, ya got to be pulling my (thankfully not wooden) leg.

well, lets call it a one-man mutiny then! anybody who wants a bitta rum, a bitta woman and a bitta fun, join me!

come on! who's with me in this scurvy lot of pansies?

Huggis
11-20-2006, 09:08 PM
sigh, not even a decent pirate in the lot.




alright! listen up the lot o' ya! lets have some sort of order on ship here! set a course somewhere interesting, with lots of women. unless captain huggis comes by soon, i think i might take the title myself. so pass the rum!

Arg! The right fine poet seems ta be a proper choice of first mate ta me. Have at it, whilst I be gone, Mister Godfather.

(Keep the wenches on their toes. I be bringin some o the King's liquor back wif me.)

Jaycinth
11-20-2006, 09:09 PM
***running in with wet ferret***
Wet Ferret!! Wet Ferret!!
***runs out**

PeeDee
11-20-2006, 09:09 PM
You guys are the worst bunch of pirates ever. Sorry. Land lubbers.

http://theshortfatkid.wordpress.com/files/2006/06/DSCN0863.JPG

Haggis
11-20-2006, 09:10 PM
*sings*

On the good ship lollipop.
Its a sweet trip to a candy shop
Where bon-bons play
On the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay.

dum de dum de dum de dum...

http://www.cmwc.navy.mil/COMOMAG/IMAGES1/Mine%20History/History%20and%20Mission/history1.gif

PeeDee
11-20-2006, 09:10 PM
How cool. I want one of those subs!

TsukiRyoko
11-20-2006, 09:12 PM
ah, ya got to be pulling my (thankfully not wooden) leg.

well, lets call it a one-man mutiny then! anybody who wants a bitta rum, a bitta woman and a bitta fun, join me!

come on! who's with me in this scurvy lot of pansies?

I not be pulling yer peg...er, leg. I be willing to hope on board, if ye be promising to let me cook.

PeeDee
11-20-2006, 09:13 PM
Yarrr, me Godfather, 'tis bad luck t'have women on board t'ship! Baaaaad luck!

Haggis
11-20-2006, 09:15 PM
Yarrr, me Godfather, 'tis bad luck t'have women on board t'ship! Baaaaad luck!

It's going to be bad luck for all of you in about three minutes when this mine goes off.

dum de dum dum, dum de dum...

Godfather
11-20-2006, 09:16 PM
much ablige cap'n huggis.
a most wise decision, i do believe!



avast shipmates! watch where you step, the former head of the mafia (which may return) is in charge now, when the good cap'n is gone. i like my cigarettes strong, my rum stronger, my women naked and my hat perched just so!

tsuki, cook all you want. long as i get a decent meal, my temper won't be too bad.

PeeDee
11-20-2006, 09:18 PM
*drops the anchor down the hatch of Haggis's Turtle sub*

rekirts
11-20-2006, 09:20 PM
So it WAS you, takin advantage o' the cats....So long as it warn't that cat o' nine tails. Argh!

Haggis
11-20-2006, 09:24 PM
http://www.comicraft.com/logos/kaboom.gif

PeeDee
11-20-2006, 09:25 PM
Haggis went down the hooolllllllllle.

Haggis
11-20-2006, 09:28 PM
http://www.orlandospfx.com/images/PirateFire.jpg

Huggis
11-20-2006, 09:30 PM
http://www.orlandospfx.com/images/PirateFire.jpg

Arg! I thank thee, King Haggis. The ship be well insured!:tongue

Stew21
11-20-2006, 09:30 PM
much ablige cap'n huggis.
a most wise decision, i do believe!



avast shipmates! watch where you step, the former head of the mafia (which may return) is in charge now, when the good cap'n is gone. i like my cigarettes strong, my rum stronger, my women naked and my hat perched just so!

tsuki, cook all you want. long as i get a decent meal, my temper won't be too bad.

at the end of this, you realize you'll be strung up for treason?

Godfather
11-20-2006, 09:31 PM
avast! we have a man cursed with jealousy aboard.


catch 'im somebody! i'm too busy... doing.... catch the bast*rd!

Godfather
11-20-2006, 09:31 PM
at the end of this, you realize you'll be strung up for treason to the throne.

you realise i was given the position by the good cap'n?

Stew21
11-20-2006, 09:32 PM
the pirate who's trying to take over the throne...not the good captain.

Haggis
11-20-2006, 09:33 PM
Arg! I thank thee, King Haggis. The ship be well insured!:tongue

Shame about all those trait... people, though.

Unique
11-20-2006, 09:34 PM
What color would you like? (http://ffden-2.phys.uaf.edu/212_fall2003.web.dir/Matthew_Kampen/mushroom%20cloud.jpeg)

Haggis
11-20-2006, 09:35 PM
Lady Trish, how do you spell Godfather?

PeeDee
11-20-2006, 09:35 PM
http://www.sallys-place.com/images/travel/asia/vietnam/p2-1-rowboat.jpg

Flee! Flee!

Godfather
11-20-2006, 09:36 PM
well trish m'dear, t'ain't nobody gonna stop this one-man mutiny right now.

i've a few alter egos to live up to, see? the right fine pirate man is but one. and even he won't be stopped easy! i have my good tsuki by my side too.

Stew21
11-20-2006, 09:36 PM
Lady Trish, how do you spell Godfather?

t-r-a-i-t-o-r

rekirts
11-20-2006, 09:36 PM
Wait!!! I know who Huggis is! He's really The Dread Pirate Roberts! Run! Run and hide!

Stew21
11-20-2006, 09:38 PM
Wait!!! I know who Huggis is! He's really The Dread Pirate Roberts! Run! Run and hide!
It would be so much more fun though, if it was One-eyed Willie-
YOU GOONIES!!!

Haggis
11-20-2006, 09:38 PM
Flea! Flea!

That's right, PeeDee. Way to call out the ursurper.:D

PeeDee
11-20-2006, 09:38 PM
http://members.cox.net/beastofsound/images2/dreadpirateroberts.jpg

Huggis
11-20-2006, 09:38 PM
Arg! Brings a tear ta an old seadog's eye. Mayhem be a most glorius sight ta a pirate.:ROFL:

PeeDee
11-20-2006, 09:39 PM
It would be so much more fun though, if it was One-eyed Willie-
YOU GOONIES!!!


HEEYYYYY YOOOOUUU GUYYYSSSSS!

Sloth Love Chunk!

Godfather
11-20-2006, 09:59 PM
alright trish, you wanta walk the plank? you wanta fight? or you wanna get in the kitchen like a woman!



:D

Stew21
11-20-2006, 10:00 PM
alright trish, you wanta walk the plank? you wanta fight? or you wanna get in the kitchen like a woman!



:D

none of the above, traitor punk.

Godfather
11-20-2006, 10:03 PM
i ain't no traitor, woman!

get your facts straight! i'm a wandering cowboy/pirate/suave sophisticated feller

Stew21
11-20-2006, 10:20 PM
who just happened to join forces with the man who is trying to take the throne from newly appointed King Haggis. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Soccer Mom
11-20-2006, 10:27 PM
Prepared to fire on pirate ship! Give the order when ready, King Haggis!

Huggis
11-20-2006, 10:33 PM
Prepared to fire on pirate ship! Give the order when ready, King Haggis!

Arg! Ya be a piddlin' on the King's throne but once and the yorkie goes all mayhem-y.

(Thinks anudder piddlin' be needed, whilst the yorkie waits fer the King's order.)http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_22_27.gif

Godfather
11-20-2006, 10:43 PM
who just happened to join forces with the man who is trying to take the throne from newly appointed King Haggis. You should be ashamed of yourself.

i have no interest in thrones or crowns. in this ship i want. i was prepared to take it by force, but the man gave it to me.

i have no problem with king haggis, and no intention to overthrow him.


now m'lady, since we've cleared that up, i'll dust off my pirate hat and saunter away.

Carrie in PA
11-20-2006, 10:48 PM
I just read this thread, feeling much better about my own sanity, thinking, "Gak, you people are nuts!" and then I realized... I just sat and read this entire thread.

Oh well.

Haggis
11-20-2006, 10:57 PM
Perhaps the young pirate, Godfather would consider joining the King's navy and hunting down that scurvy mutt, Huggis?

Godfather
11-20-2006, 10:59 PM
perhaps, good king.

but, what would i get in return.

this ship, of course, but what else are ya willin' to give the good pirate?

TsukiRyoko
11-20-2006, 11:02 PM
I think our ship be goin' t' be full o' criminally insane washboards....

Huggis
11-20-2006, 11:51 PM
perhaps, good king.

but, what would i get in return.

this ship, of course, but what else are ya willin' to give the good pirate?

Arg! Thy King not be hurryin' to pay ransom, fer poor Lady OFG.;)

WackAMole
11-20-2006, 11:54 PM
Who wants to shiver my timbers?


Five bucks.

Five bucks?!? omg you cheap *&^%#$%

;)

Haggis
11-21-2006, 12:01 AM
perhaps, good king.

but, what would i get in return.

this ship, of course, but what else are ya willin' to give the good pirate?

I might consider letting you keep your scurvy head. :D

Godfather
11-21-2006, 12:47 AM
king, pirate i might be, but i'm a dignified self-respecting pirate. i don't take kindly to that talk, savvy?

i could do you a favour here, or i could remain neutral.

if you want me to help you, haggis or huggis, ask. but the price must be right. this is my shop now. avast!

MizzACEE
11-21-2006, 01:08 AM
*sings*

On the good ship lollipop.
Its a sweet trip to a candy shop
Where bon-bons play
On the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay.

dum de dum de dum de dum...

http://www.cmwc.navy.mil/COMOMAG/IMAGES1/Mine%20History/History%20and%20Mission/history1.gif


OK I dont know of ANY pirates to sing about bon bons...And I think that Peppermint Bay was made of Schnapps!!!

Haggis
11-21-2006, 01:18 AM
king, pirate i might be, but i'm a dignified self-respecting pirate. i don't take kindly to that talk, savvy?

i could do you a favour here, or i could remain neutral.

if you want me to help you, haggis or huggis, ask. but the price must be right. this is my shop now. avast!

Thou hadest thy chance, young buck. I shall call on my Admiral of the Fleet to search and destroy thy puny ship. You'll be hanging from your own yardarms.

Huggis
11-21-2006, 02:26 AM
OK I dont know of ANY pirates to sing about bon bons...And I think that Peppermint Bay was made of Schnapps!!!

Arg! I be likin' bon-bon-fires, Lady MizzACEE. It seems me brother enjoys a flaming ship, too.

PeeDee
11-21-2006, 02:28 AM
Arg! I be likin' bon-bon-fires, Lady MizzACEE. It seems me brother enjoys a flaming ship, too.

We have heard that you and Haggis both enjoy things which are flaming.




:D

Huggis
11-21-2006, 02:28 AM
Arg! The ship had yardarms? I be wonderin' why the invoice be so high.

Huggis
11-21-2006, 02:30 AM
We have heard that you and Haggis both enjoy things which are flaming.:D

Arg! Ye seem to enjoy wood too much, mister lumberjack.;)

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-21-2006, 02:38 AM
Help! Help! Helphelphellllllllllp!

MizzACEE
11-21-2006, 02:40 AM
We have heard that you and Haggis both enjoy things which are flaming.




:D

And I captured their flag!!!

http://weblog.pell.portland.or.us/~orc/gay-pirate.gif

Huggis
11-21-2006, 03:59 AM
And I captured their flag!!!

http://weblog.pell.portland.or.us/~orc/gay-pirate.gif

Arg! I don't be seeing no flag there, Lady MizzACEE?

MizzACEE
11-21-2006, 04:06 AM
Arg! I don't be seeing no flag there, Lady MizzACEE?


You dont see it?

Huggis
11-21-2006, 04:12 AM
Arg! Alas, nay.

CBeasy
11-21-2006, 04:47 AM
Yargh! Who be stealin' my pirate ship! I worked all night on that! Now there be cannon holes in the side of it! Best be explainin' yerself Huggis!

Rolling Thunder
11-21-2006, 04:50 AM
Yargh! Who be stealin' my pirate ship! I worked all night on that! Now there be cannon holes in the side of it! Best be explainin' yerself Huggis!

Between Huggis/Godfather/Haggis I'd say the place needs some remodeling work.:ROFL:

But first I'll hose it down with anti pirate...um.... stuff. (I have no idea what word to use here. I'm not an exterminator.)

Unique
11-21-2006, 04:53 AM
Between Huggis/Godfather/Haggis I'd say the place needs some remodeling work.:ROFL:

But first I'll hose it down with anti pirate...um.... stuff. (I have no idea what word to use here. I'm not an exterminator.)

Agent Orange, napalm, C4, R2D2 - take your pick

Rolling Thunder
11-21-2006, 04:54 AM
R2D2? Is CP30 a better choice?

Unique
11-21-2006, 04:57 AM
I prefer WD-40 but use what you like. ;)

K1P1
11-21-2006, 05:54 AM
Thou hadest thy chance, young buck. I shall call on my Admiral of the Fleet to search and destroy thy puny ship. You'll be hanging from your own yardarms.

You called sire? Sorry, I was off dealing with the little admiralettes at home. Took me a while to round up a crew of ruffia - er, fine sailors to defend your territories. But I'm here. Whatcha want done?

http://www.maggiesrags.com/pics/riggin.jpg

K1P1
11-21-2006, 06:42 AM
Sire! Sire! Are you over here? Good news, sire! I've pulled Lady OFG from the moat and she's OK. Pretty wet, but OK. The bad news is that all the rest of the court has be turned into statues. Actually, they look pretty good out in the gardens, but it's a bit lonely inside the castle. . . Sire?

Your Kingliness?

<sigh> Guess he's in bed with the royal consort. Oh well. :gone:

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-21-2006, 06:48 AM
Have you checked the Royal Bed Chamber?

It could be that he and the Royal Consort have been statutized too!

::sniff::

Anyone smell wet gopher?

Oh!

Carry on.

CBeasy
11-21-2006, 07:26 AM
Between Huggis/Godfather/Haggis I'd say the place needs some remodeling work.:ROFL:

But first I'll hose it down with anti pirate...um.... stuff. (I have no idea what word to use here. I'm not an exterminator.)
Well you'd better! I can't start fixing this place up until you get this.....this.....whatever the hell this stuff is off the walls!

Haggis
11-21-2006, 07:53 AM
Uh, sorry kingdom people. Monday night football and all that, you know.

My Admiral, are there some people you can hang?

Rolling Thunder
11-21-2006, 07:54 AM
I think everyone went to bed.

Haggis
11-21-2006, 08:12 AM
I think everyone went to bed.

Even the statues?

PeeDee
11-21-2006, 10:15 AM
*I* am awake, thank you. BUt some of us, who hang out on this writer's forum are off. You know. Writing.

(What a crock. I'm reading old comics instead.)

Godfather
11-21-2006, 12:26 PM
haggis, you can't even hold onto your throne, what makes you think you can take on a cunning pirate such as myself, eh?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-21-2006, 03:57 PM
Careful there, Godfather. Old age and treachery, you know.

Huggis
11-21-2006, 08:00 PM
Arg! That scurvy dog, Godfather, be alettin' me gift go to waste! Where be the rum? Wherefore be the orgy? This be one borin' ship without an evil cap'n!:rant:

Godfather
11-21-2006, 10:02 PM
alright! i'm in charge here,

women! take off your clothes!
men, get some rum!
somebody grab a banjo or something, play some music.

let me see something interesting happen!

i'm a pirate captain, with some king out to get me (unprovoked, i might add), lets live a little!

Stew21
11-21-2006, 10:03 PM
*everyone points and laughs at the kid dressed like a pirate ordering everyone around*

Godfather
11-21-2006, 10:04 PM
i'm afraid putting a sentence in between two asteriks doesn't count for much around here trish.

any pirates on this ship here? at all?

Huggis
05-24-2007, 02:52 PM
Arg! It be almost time fer me to set sail again. I be thinking today of me heir to the throne. Who be it? The crazy nutjob or the nutjob who be crazy? I be pondering this thought more as I count me booty down below deck. The royal treasury be just about empty now. :)

Redd Ryden
05-24-2007, 06:56 PM
Here you go. NOW, we be pirates! (http://tiger.towson.edu/users/bforem1/TERM%20PROJECT/music/Disneyworld%20-%20Pirates%20of%20The%20Caribbean%20-%20Yo%20Ho%20%28A%20Pirate%27s%20Life%20For%20Me%2 9.mp3)

Thank you. *grumble* You just scared my cats half to death. The dumb one AND his smart brother. They're both cowering in their litterbox, muttering: "...Pirates!"

Huggis
09-16-2008, 12:58 AM
Yar! Haggis be king again! Hoist the sails! Batten down the hatches! Load the cannons! We be setting sail fer the castle!

Beach Bunny
09-16-2008, 07:50 AM
*sneaks onto the bad ship Lollipop ... cuts holes in the sails ... pushes the cannon balls into the water ... severs the sheets and lines ... cuts the anchor rope and sets the ship adrift, then hops back onto the dock*

Goodbye, Bad Ship Lollipop! :hi: You will not mess up Haggis reign this time! :)

Huggis
09-16-2008, 03:13 PM
Pffft. I be fully insured.

And the cannonballs, me wench, be there for display. We be using more terrible ammunition.

*loads cannons with mouldering yak cheese*

EriRae
09-16-2008, 03:18 PM
Arrg...it be talk like ye pirate Huggis day on Friday. I be practicin. Thought that's why the thread be resurrected, but alas, wrong again.

You be tormentin' Haggis again?

*steps back from nasty cheese* Ew. That's all it takes for this pirate to turn into a blubbering wench. Just...ew.

Haggis
09-16-2008, 03:21 PM
*loads cannons with mouldering yak cheese*

Bernie's a girl? :Wha:

Huggis
09-16-2008, 03:25 PM
Bernie's a girl? :Wha:

Aye, Bernice hasn't been milked in months.

Haggis
09-16-2008, 03:38 PM
Aye, Bernice hasn't been milked in months.

I suppose that would account for the "moldering."

Bmwhtly
09-16-2008, 03:40 PM
*loads cannons with mouldering yak cheese*Oh, the Humanity!

Inky
09-16-2008, 03:41 PM
She's a lumpy wench, though a bit sour if ye' squeeze too hard...Bernice...

Benners? Stalker!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-16-2008, 03:48 PM
You can find 'cheese' anywhere, y'know. Just sayin'.

Huggis
09-16-2008, 03:50 PM
Shhhh! I be saving the underleg Yak cheese fer later.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-16-2008, 04:02 PM
Keepin' it warm, eh? That's safest.

Inky
09-16-2008, 05:01 PM
Me thinks a bit o' Monistat should be thrown Huggis' way....

Bmwhtly
09-16-2008, 05:06 PM
Me thinks a bit o' Monistat should be thrown Huggis' way....
Me thinks a bit o' Huggis should thrown a shark's way.

Inky
09-16-2008, 05:13 PM
Nah...we can hook him up to Cray & supercharge his arse...er...Huggis', not Cray's...though me thinks Cray would rather enjoy the sensation...just sayin'...I mean, afterall, he WAS sporting a bra all weekend...freak!

Haggis
09-16-2008, 05:28 PM
Me thinks a bit o' Huggis should thrown a shark's way.

Now we're talkin'!

Kitrianna
09-16-2008, 06:46 PM
Me thinks a bit o' Monistat should be thrown Huggis' way....

No, that would make my pets ill.


Me thinks a bit o' Huggis should thrown a shark's way.

That however would make them happy :).

No one messes with King Haggis when I'm around.