Eau de Ancient Labrador (summer scent)
Honey Wagon Funk (the astounding stink surrounding the septic tank cleaning truck)
Essence of old Gym Socks (particularily pong-y after the fifth game of an indoor round robin soccer tournament)
Parfum du Locker Room (on par with Smell of Hockey Bag after 6 months of twice weekly games)
Mystery of Rotten Potato (where you turn your kitchen inside out trying to locate the source of the mystery stench)
Aroma of Liquified contents of Veggie Crisper (month old broccoli is especially piquant)
Bouquet of Limberger Cheese (this ties with Bouquet of Lutefisk - fish soaked in lye. Need I say more?)
Scent of Week Old Dish Rag (particularily eye watering if it had last been used to mop up water from canned tuna and allowed to ferment for a day or so)
Eau du Old Drunk (the reek of a person who has not only upchucked numerous times and allowed the remnants to fester in a foot long beard, but has decided that peeing is way easier if pants are not removed)
Fragrance of Spring Fling (better known to dog owners as dog poop season where "all" is revealed after 5 months of snow has melted and you collect everything with a large shovel in 2 (some times 3) Hefty Bags).
*Where is that diet thread, I believe I've found the solution to everyone's over eating problem....
The first thing I thought when I clicked on the thread was, "Humph! Bet they won't have cat pee listed!"
