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- Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
- Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
- If you lined up all the cars in the world, end to end, someone would still try to pass them, 5 or 6 at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
- The things that come to those who wait will be the things left there by those who got there first.
- Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.