The Amazing Death Predictor!

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It's the Death Predictor! Post what you got here. No cheating, post the first on you got :).

Andrea: At age 53.16 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

Always thought I'd go out that way.
 

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Alex: At age 75 you will choke on a piece of steak.


Um...oooookay.
 

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Pete: At age 58 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

Figures. It'll probably be something someone put in my teacup, and I never noticed the difference.
 

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Os: At age 42 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.


Damn, only a couple more years left in me physically speaking. I feel strangely calm though. I think I am accepting my inevitable death with serenity (I feel like that freaky looking guy in Lawnmower Man). I haven't actually programmed any software so I will look around the house for things which may be potentially dangerous to the point of devouring me. I did program the toaster to light instead of golden. I wonder if that counts. Better to be safe than sorry. The toaster goes.


Os.
 

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Jackie: At age 55 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

:eek:
 

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At age 62 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

I hate flying :(
 

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At age 83 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

As long as I am having fun in the hotel at 83, I don't mind. The Robitussin must be to help my breathing after activity.
 

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Shadow_Ferret said:
I'm a wimp and not going to do it. Even for fun. I just don't want that kind of ju-ju hanging over my head.

The average life span of a ferret is only 8 to 10 years, so I'm guessing there wouldn't be any good news there for you anyhow.
 

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That's cool -- I don't have to worry about what the Neurosurgeon tells me about the lump inside of my skull when I see him after all! ;)

"Elodie: At age 57 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill."
 

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rtilryarms: At age 101 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.


I'll be at all of your funerals!
 

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Mike: You will be shot in the back at age 99 by a young jealous husband.






I made that one up, but I can dream can't I?
 

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Deborah: At age 89 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

Let this be a warning to you about the X-Men series!
 

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Oh frickin' great!

Kristie: At age 38 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

I don't have long to live...only 7 more years! Guess I won't bother to quit smoking.
 

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kristie911 said:
Oh frickin' great!

Kristie: At age 38 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

I don't have long to live...only 7 more years! Guess I won't bother to quit smoking.

It doesn't mention that you're playing Street Fighter with me, who is the Street Fighter GOD, and thus death came as something of a relief to you, since you were losing.

:D
 

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ok now this one isnt funny...


MizzACEE: At age 71 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.



LOL OKAYYYY
 

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Raiyah: At age 55 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

It's sad because I would never walk to a gas station!
 

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At age 98 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family. :ROFL: :roll:


So at age 97 I will begin carrying a quantity of C-4 in my bra at all times.

If I'm gonna go, better give 'em a show!
 

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Nicegrrl: At age 30 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor

Ok then.

Kristie, quit smoking. It's terrible.
 

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TsukiRyoko said:
It's a shame that the ONE time you walk there, you get hit with a meteorite. Funny how that works, isn't it?

The one time.... Man....


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