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Bartholomew
11-16-2006, 01:10 AM
Here's the game: Pull a quote (and attribute it) from whichever thread happens to be below this one when you go to post.

Distort it so that it applies to the post above your post, in this thread.

Try to distort the quote as much as possible using the fewest letter-changes.

Since there isn't a post above mine, I have to break the rules to get the game.


Go behead, and I'll answer just about any question on sex.

Holy Crap, heads for sex pointers!?

Somebody go get the Bauer-Hydra!

writerterri
11-16-2006, 01:41 AM
You dork!

writerterri
11-16-2006, 01:43 AM
I need sex pointers!?

Somebody go get the Bauer-Hydra!


I think I'm messing this up.

Bartholomew
11-16-2006, 01:59 AM
I think I'm messing this up.


This thread deserved no better.

Har har.

Celia Cyanide
11-16-2006, 02:04 AM
I think I'm missing this op.

:D

TsukiRyoko
11-16-2006, 02:09 AM
Marry me, Terri! Bart, I warned you about hitting on other women!

Bartholomew
11-16-2006, 02:12 AM
Come on, Tsuki. I made you feel like a REAL woman...

Well, Tsuki, it seems you've done YOUR fair share of cheating too...

writerterri
11-16-2006, 02:12 AM
Bart, I warned you about hitting on other women, I want you for myself!


Put up or shut up.

TsukiRyoko
11-16-2006, 02:14 AM
I believe your zipper's up.

Oh, pardon me.

TsukiRyoko
11-16-2006, 02:17 AM
Well, Tsuki, it's okay- I slept with Ray, too....

Oh, c'mon Bart! Men, I'm okay with but....Ray?


hehehehe

writerterri
11-16-2006, 02:22 AM
Are you smuggling raisins or are you just glad to see me?


Excuse me?

TsukiRyoko
11-16-2006, 02:24 AM
So anyway, Andrea, it seems that rash cleared up all by itself....

Well, I'm glad to hear it!

writerterri
11-16-2006, 02:32 AM
lol


Pass the cream?

I think you need two tubes for that. Wow!

Provrb1810meggy
11-16-2006, 02:46 AM
you need tubs

LOL. I am bad at this game.

writerterri
11-16-2006, 02:53 AM
LOL. I am so proud of what I wrote in this game.



Oh, brother!:e2smack:

dclary
11-16-2006, 03:55 AM
Oh, last night I had sex with my brother!


Wow! Look at the size of that thing!

TsukiRyoko
11-16-2006, 07:50 AM
Wow! Look at the size of that thing!

That's right, I didn't even need to distort it. :D

Bartholomew
11-16-2006, 07:58 AM
That's right, I didn't even need to distort it; it was so, so very tiny...!

Poor Dclary.

TsukiRyoko
11-16-2006, 08:08 AM
Do it again, Dclary.

First Ray, now Clary?! Cmon man!

Bartholomew
11-16-2006, 08:23 AM
Marry me, Bart my Darling.

Marry you?

YOU?

Pish.

I could totally find a girl like you *anywhere.*

I mean--anywhere.

Seriously.

Dime a dozen.

Is it working?

TsukiRyoko
11-16-2006, 08:26 AM
Marry me?

Me?

Wow.

I couldn't find a girl like you *anywhere.*

I mean--anywhere.

Seriously.

Not one in a dozen.



That's very sweet, but I don't remember offering to marry you....

hehehe

writerterri
11-17-2006, 02:36 AM
Wow! Look how small my thing is!


Dork!