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Shadow_Ferret
11-16-2006, 12:13 AM
Because I have this feeling that, unlike Celia and Haskins, as soon as I stepped outside the locks WOULD be changed.

Then the place would be fumigated. All my little chew toys would be thrown out. And there's be this huge party thrown in honor of my absence.

Stew21
11-16-2006, 12:14 AM
smart ferret. i wouldn't leave if I were you either.


:D

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-16-2006, 12:17 AM
Aww, if you did and they did, if you snuck around back, I'd let you in.

For a fee, of course.

:D

CaroGirl
11-16-2006, 12:19 AM
We tried. But ferrets have a way of getting through even the smallest hole.

SpookyWriter
11-16-2006, 12:20 AM
I'm thinking of throwing a pre-party just in case. :partyguy:

Shadow_Ferret
11-16-2006, 12:20 AM
smart ferret. i wouldn't leave if I were you either.


:D

:cry:

Where did we go wrong, stew?

Jaycinth
11-16-2006, 12:21 AM
If you leave you will come back as a gopher.

Shadow_Ferret
11-16-2006, 12:21 AM
I'm thinking of throwing a pre-party just in case. :partyguy:

Am I invited?

SpookyWriter
11-16-2006, 12:23 AM
Am I invited?You're the guest of honor. Except you can't be here to enjoy it. :D

DeborahM
11-16-2006, 12:30 AM
Because I have this feeling that, unlike Celia and Haskins, as soon as I stepped outside the locks WOULD be changed.

Then the place would be fumigated. All my little chew toys would be thrown out. And there's be this huge party thrown in honor of my absence.

Feeling a little insecure, unloved and paranoid today? :D

Shadow_Ferret
11-16-2006, 12:31 AM
Feeling a little insecure and paranoid today? :D

Does it show? ;)

DeborahM
11-16-2006, 12:31 AM
Does it show? ;)

Just a little!

rtilryarms
11-16-2006, 12:35 AM
(he's on to us...)

SpookyWriter
11-16-2006, 12:36 AM
(he's on to us...)...that's what rodents do. :D Just because not to let him close to your cheese.

Shadow_Ferret
11-16-2006, 12:38 AM
FERRETS AREN'T RODENTS! :rant:

September skies
11-16-2006, 12:40 AM
to be safe, i will start speaking in invisible mode.... now, where did i leave that ferret leash?

awatkins
11-16-2006, 12:42 AM
Aw, ferret, we wouldn't throw away all your chew toys. I'm sure some of them could be recycled into gopher toys. :D

SpookyWriter
11-16-2006, 12:57 AM
FERRETS AREN'T RODENTS! :rant:That's okay. You just keep telling yourself that and everything will turn out just cheesy. :D

Susie
11-16-2006, 01:00 AM
Please stay, Ferret. What other ferret can sit on a chair and write?:)

Bartholomew
11-16-2006, 01:15 AM
Is he gone yet? Can I bust out the cake?


Because I have this feeling that, unlike Celia and Haskins, as soon as I stepped outside the locks WOULD be changed.

Then the place would be fumigated. All my little chew toys would be thrown out. And there's be this huge party thrown in honor of my absence.

...oops.

Did he hear me?

ChaosTitan
11-16-2006, 01:24 AM
This is why I shall never leave.

*looks around suspiciously*

Shadow_Ferret
11-16-2006, 01:28 AM
You and me gots to stick together. ;)

MidnightMuse
11-16-2006, 01:38 AM
Aww, I'd smuggle the Ferret back in my purse. 'Specially if he's wearing that cute jail-ferret outfit I love so much :D

writerterri
11-16-2006, 01:39 AM
Someone get a hose! They're stuck together.

ChaosTitan
11-16-2006, 01:45 AM
http://www.canstockphoto.com/big_thumbs2/0133650.jpg

Rolling Thunder
11-16-2006, 01:59 AM
I wondered why there are so many fleas here.

Soccer Mom
11-16-2006, 04:09 AM
I don't know nothin' about no fleas. I swear. And he swore he was wearing a collar.

Shadow_Ferret
11-16-2006, 05:00 PM
Aww, I'd smuggle the Ferret back in my purse. 'Specially if he's wearing that cute jail-ferret outfit I love so much :D

Done! :)

Jaycinth
01-09-2007, 12:15 AM
This was on page 39...no idea why.

Stew21
01-09-2007, 12:18 AM
bored much, Jay?

Susie
01-09-2007, 12:19 AM
You can always come to the house of peace, calm and serenity. We let only certain ferrets in, and you're one of them. :D

Rolling Thunder
01-09-2007, 01:11 AM
Damn. Deader than the dead thread until Jay give it the kiss of life.

Just ruined your reputation, you nice sweet thing, you. :D

dclary
01-09-2007, 01:40 AM
Silly ferret. We'd only lock the gates if we thought you were coming back.

But Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson has assured me that once you go... You're gone.

Shadow_Ferret
01-10-2007, 12:59 AM
I'd expect something like that from someone who'd run a red light at 3am.

Sarita
01-10-2007, 01:02 AM
Don't worry, SF. I'd slip you the key through the heathen hole in the Pagan forum :)