Why I Never Leave

Shadow_Ferret

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Because I have this feeling that, unlike Celia and Haskins, as soon as I stepped outside the locks WOULD be changed.

Then the place would be fumigated. All my little chew toys would be thrown out. And there's be this huge party thrown in honor of my absence.
 

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We tried. But ferrets have a way of getting through even the smallest hole.
 

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Shadow_Ferret said:
Because I have this feeling that, unlike Celia and Haskins, as soon as I stepped outside the locks WOULD be changed.

Then the place would be fumigated. All my little chew toys would be thrown out. And there's be this huge party thrown in honor of my absence.

Feeling a little insecure, unloved and paranoid today? :D
 

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Is he gone yet? Can I bust out the cake?

Shadow_Ferret said:
Because I have this feeling that, unlike Celia and Haskins, as soon as I stepped outside the locks WOULD be changed.

Then the place would be fumigated. All my little chew toys would be thrown out. And there's be this huge party thrown in honor of my absence.

...oops.

Did he hear me?
 

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Aww, I'd smuggle the Ferret back in my purse. 'Specially if he's wearing that cute jail-ferret outfit I love so much :D
 

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