Wow. I met a girl...

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...and I took some of the advice on here--mostly Veinglory's--and the girl actually didn't stand me up on a lunch date.

Thanks guys :)

And good luck convincing me this was a coincidence...
 

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wait.

youre talking about a 1st date, right?

um....



congrats.

just make sure you dont play hard to get. :rolleyes:

:)
 
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Another one of our long national nightmares is over.

Thank god.

Two Tuesdays in a row.

Whew.

Congrats, Bartman.

Don't make any sudden moves. Girls are like bunny rabbits. Go slow and they'll let you pet them. Move too quick and they're off into the woods.

And occassionally they end up boiling in a pot, but that's for another thread, ladies and gentlemen.
 

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billythrilly7th said:
And occassionally they end up boiling in a pot, but that's for another thread, ladies and gentlemen.

o_o
 

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billythrilly7th said:
Don't make any sudden moves. Girls are like bunny rabbits. Go slow and they'll let you pet them. Move too quick and they're off into the woods.

I like that analogy.

And as you can see, I AM a bunny rabbit.
 
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billythrilly7th said:
Another one of our long national nightmares is over.

Thank god.

Two Tuesdays in a row.

Whew.

Congrats, Bartman.

Don't make any sudden moves. Girls are like bunny rabbits. Go slow and they'll let you pet them. Move too quick and they're off into the woods.

And occassionally they end up boiling in a pot, but that's for another thread, ladies and gentlemen.

I smell hasenpefeffer. It's all good. Go with it, Bart.
 

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SpookyWriter said:
Did he forget to mention that he met her at a fish farm? :D
Kind of puts this in a new light.

ETA: That's great Bart. One word of advice: while out with this girl, do not bring up AW. Unless, of course, you can figure out how to put a positive spin on your explanation for this thread. ;)
 
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dahmnait said:
Kind of puts this in a new light.

ETA: That's great Bart. One word of advice: while out with this girl, do not bring up AW. Unless, of course, you can figure out how to put a positive spin on your explanation for this thread. ;)

O_O

Actually, she's a fellow writer. I wouldn't be shocked if she's at least heard of this place.
 

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Haggis said:
Psst. Bart? Spooky sent me naked pictures of your girlfriend. I think he's trying to sell them on ebay. Not to worry. I'm only going to bid the minimum.
:roll: Ratfink!
 

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writerterri said:
Very cool! So, you didn't have to use the yellow pages after all?

Only as a projectile stun-device.

When she bolts, I just hurl the yellow pages.

WOMP.

huk huk.
 
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