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This is fun way to break up the day- type out the sentence you end up with.


Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked

February--I loved

March--I smoked

April--I dry humped

May--I did the Macarena with

June--July--I choked on

August--I had lunch with

September--I danced with

October--I sang to

November--I yelled at

December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath

2-------a monster

3-------a phone

4------- a fork

5-------a Mexican

6-------a gangster

7-------my cell phone

8-------my dog

9-------my best friends' boyfriend

10-------my neighbor

11-------12-------a banana

13-------a fireman

14-------a stuffed animal

15-------a goat

16-------a pickle

17-------your mom

18-------a spoon

19-------myself

20-------a baseball bat

21-------a ninja

22-------Chuck Norris

23-------a noodle

24-------a squirrel

25-------a football player

26-------my sister

27-------my brother

28-------an ipod

29-------a permanent marker

30-------a llama

31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White----------Black---------- -because that's how I roll.

Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Red------------because the voices told me to.

Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Green---------because I hate myself.

Purple---------because I'm cool.

Gray----------because I was drunk

Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange-------because I hate my family.

Brown--------because I was high.

Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself

Let's see what we come up with.
 

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I ran over a goat because the voices told me to!!!

I'm gonna go and change my red top for a blue one cause I want to be 'sexy and do what I want' ;)
 

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TrainofThought said:
I had lunch with my cell phone because I hate myself.

Okay, that’s depressing. NOT FUN!

Go change shirts to a color you like the answer for.:)
 

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I choked on a fireman, because that's how I roll--baby!

Maryn, trying to remember if there are any firefighters here so she can figure out if she needs to hide
 

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Southern_girl29 said:
Oh, so then you'll be, I had lunch with my cell phone because I can't control myself.
Yeah, it's better then saying I hate myself. There’s nothing wrong with loss of control, unless it’s a bladder issue.
 

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I kicked my dog, because that's how I roll.


LOL. Poor Bear!
 

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When you figure it out, will you let me know?
I did WHAT with a spoon? (Guess which month I was born in.)


And apparently I did it because I was high and hate myself, and frankly, that's just the way I roll.
 
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dahmnait said:
I did WHAT with a spoon? (Guess which month I was born in.)


And apparently I did it because I was high and hate myself, and frankly, that's just the way I roll.

Multicolored shirt, eh?
 

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I sang to a ninja, because that's how I roll.

(I hope the ninja liked it. At least, enough so that he won't kill me.)
 

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I choked on a spoon because I was high.

...As if I would need to be high to display that kind of clumsiness...

EDIT: Really, it's not a very brown shirt. So!

I choked on a spoon because I'm a ninja!
 
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My husband did the Macarena with a banana 'cause he's a ninja.
 

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My dog kicked your mom because (my dog) can't control herself.
 

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dahmnait said:
Yeah, and now I don't like it. I'm going to change.

I violated a poor, defenseless spoon because I can't control myself.

There, how's that for a visual?

/suddenly jealous of silverware.
 

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I smoked a football player because the voices told me to.

:Sun:
 
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