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I woke up this morning with a weird sensation in my mouth. Kind of...furry. And prickly. And moving with a mysterious 8-fold of legs. WHat could it possibly be?
"Should I swallow it?" I thought. I didn't want the moving thing in my mouth, and from the feel of it, I didn't want to see it either.
But, I would also like to know what had been in my mouth in case I needed the appropriate shots later (whether it be vaccine or gunshot).
Finally, curiousity overwhelms me (plus, I kind of woke up a little more.) I shoot up in the bed and fling the mysterious object from my mouth to find that it's one of the biggest wood spiders I had ever seen. It was a little bigger than my entire thumb, it had it's little fangs out and was full of lovely brown fur-thingies. Nice, huh? I
I have nothing against spiders, unless they're in my mouth. As angry as I was, however,I didn't want to kill it. I decided to keep my friend in a jar and call it a pet until I go home. His name is Tantalicious Iscariot, the Night Pirate arachnid. Oh yeah. Perfect present for my beloved mother back at home.
Can anyone tell me what wood spiders eat, by the way? Other than people?
"Should I swallow it?" I thought. I didn't want the moving thing in my mouth, and from the feel of it, I didn't want to see it either.
But, I would also like to know what had been in my mouth in case I needed the appropriate shots later (whether it be vaccine or gunshot).
Finally, curiousity overwhelms me (plus, I kind of woke up a little more.) I shoot up in the bed and fling the mysterious object from my mouth to find that it's one of the biggest wood spiders I had ever seen. It was a little bigger than my entire thumb, it had it's little fangs out and was full of lovely brown fur-thingies. Nice, huh? I
I have nothing against spiders, unless they're in my mouth. As angry as I was, however,I didn't want to kill it. I decided to keep my friend in a jar and call it a pet until I go home. His name is Tantalicious Iscariot, the Night Pirate arachnid. Oh yeah. Perfect present for my beloved mother back at home.
Can anyone tell me what wood spiders eat, by the way? Other than people?