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Susie
11-11-2006, 07:28 AM
Hey, guys,

We ate out in Chili's for our anniversary, and it was very nice. But now howie's sleeping and it's still our anniversary. Make me smile (Nothing dirty), and I'll give you a rp. How's that.:) :Hug2:

robeiae
11-11-2006, 07:35 AM
Make me smile (Nothing dirty), and I'll give you a rp. How's that.No.

Jongfan
11-11-2006, 07:37 AM
Happy Anniversary Susie

Just think, he went to bed early so that he can get up early and surprise you with breakfast in bed.

Now shhhh crawl in beside him and spoon

Rolling Thunder
11-11-2006, 07:40 AM
Hey, guys,

Make me smile (Nothing dirty), and I'll give you a rp. How's that.:) :Hug2:

My mind is a complete blank
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/29/29_1_14.gif

robeiae
11-11-2006, 07:41 AM
Oh, and happy anniverary, Susie.

Silver King
11-11-2006, 07:46 AM
I just sent Susie another negative rep point. That's the third one this week. She's too nice alla the time, and now that I found out she eats at Chili's, I'm reserving more negative points for next week.

I'm crazy about Suzie, but I like to think of it as tough love.;)

Stew21
11-11-2006, 07:49 AM
here you go susie, I'm not sure what these will do to you, but they make me smile!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/watstew2/100_0758.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/watstew2/100_0713.jpg

Silver King
11-11-2006, 07:58 AM
Pictures of children frolicking and having a good time? Oh, man, double negs going to Stew.

(They made me smile, though, so maybe I'll hold the points to singles.)

Soccer Mom
11-11-2006, 07:59 AM
Aw! Those made me smile too.

Ahem. A little song.

Are you ready kids?
Aye, Aye, Mommy!
I can't hear you.
Aye, Aye, Mommy!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh--

Who lives in a house in a sunny state?
Susie Curly Hair!
Who is always smiling and great?
Susie Curly Hair!
If happy rhymes are what you wish,
Susie Curly Hair!
This lady is the dish!
Susie Curly Hair!

Susie Curly Hair!
Susie Curly Hair!
Susie Curly Hair!

Suuusiiiiiiie! Curly Hair!

TheIT
11-11-2006, 08:07 AM
Following Soccer Mom's lead:

To the tune of "Saturday Night":

S-U-S-I-E! She does reps ... right!

Happy Anniversary!

:Sun:

Haggis
11-11-2006, 08:17 AM
Okay. Here we go.::e2moon:





Hey! Butts ain't dirty. Butts are funny.

Hope you guys had a great anniversary. :)

Susie
11-11-2006, 08:20 AM
Thanks guys. You sure know how to make this gal smile. Most appreciated! Hope you're all doing great and happy weekend. :e2grouphu

Cat Scratch
11-11-2006, 08:27 AM
You can't see me, but I'm flashing you right now.

Scarlett_156
11-11-2006, 08:33 AM
I dislike children. Give me a negative rep point if you like. :)

Write_At_1st_Light
11-11-2006, 08:58 AM
After Chili's "How" hit the hay early,
So our Susie took a walk, naturally.
She saw a loud 'copter,
So close nearly chopped her,
and the whirly-bird furled her hair curly!

dahmnait
11-11-2006, 09:38 AM
I don't want a rep point. I do this for informational purposes only. :)

If it's true that you burn 2 calories with every smile, your dinner should be completely burned off by the morning.

Or you can go give your hubby a kiss and burn a few more (http://www.healthwisemag.com/archive/2002/HWfeatwin02b.htm).:e2brows:

Happy Anniversary, may there be many more.

Bartholomew
11-11-2006, 09:38 AM
Hey, guys,

We ate out in Chili's for our anniversary, and it was very nice.

An Irish toast for your anniversary!

May your coffin be crafted of the finest, 100 year old oak, and may we plant the tree which grants it at first light tomorrow.

<Chink>

Jongfan
11-11-2006, 09:48 AM
here you go susie, I'm not sure what these will do to you, but they make me smile!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/watstew2/100_0758.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/watstew2/100_0713.jpg



Stew

Beautiful boys.. I wish we could all look at the world through the eyes of children..

writerterri
11-11-2006, 10:10 AM
Everybody who posts below me is a dork. :D

Godfather
11-11-2006, 01:42 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9YsFDcUeNVo


i filmed it, that's my good good friend conor.
good times.

dclary
11-11-2006, 01:51 PM
Suzie: Your Godzilla costume was the cutest thing I saw all Halloween.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-11-2006, 05:26 PM
I was gonna post until Terri said everyone under her was a 'dork' and I didn't want to be a dork.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-11-2006, 05:27 PM
Oh! Drat!

Maryn
11-11-2006, 05:37 PM
Ah, it's morning now. Tell Howie that now you're counting backward, and the next anniversary will be number 33. When you two reach zero, you're single again. Maybe you'll meet someone cute. Perhaps someone a lot like Howie?

Maryn, just imaginatin' is all

Thomma Lyn
11-11-2006, 10:27 PM
Hope you and Howie had a very happy anniversary! Sending hugs to you both. :)

Forbidden Snowflake
11-11-2006, 10:41 PM
Chili? Where's the chocolate?

Susie
11-11-2006, 11:08 PM
Roses are red
Violets are bright.
Y'all make me smile
Both day and night!

You're all so appreciated and it means a lot to me! Happy weekend. :e2grouphu

Stew21
11-11-2006, 11:11 PM
WE love you, Susie! :)

clockwork
11-11-2006, 11:46 PM
This is an old joke of which there are many versions but this one's my fave.

Jonny tourist was visiting the big city for the first time and was drunk with excitement over seeing so many famous landmarks in real life.

Taking the elevator to the top of the tallest building in the city, Jonny found himself in a beautiful bar littered with historial memorabilia. Sitting up at the bar, Jonny turned to the suited stranger beside him.

"Wow, this city is amazing," said Jonny.
"Oh, I know," said the stranger. "Over on the wall there is a life vest from the Titanic. That there in the corner is a signed photo from the Beatle's first appearance. And that window over there... well. There's a wind sheer outside that window and if you jump out, you'll fall a while but the sheer will pick you up and bring you right back to the window."

Jonny, naturally, was disbelieving so the stranger demonstrated the phenomenon. He jumped out, fell fifty stories and then suddenly was uplifted and brought back to the window in one piece.

Jonny decided to give it a go and so hurled himself from the window. He started to fall; ten stories, twenty, thirty, fifty, seventy, eighty - splat! And was smushed on the sidewalk below.

The stranger returned to the bar, smiling to himself and ordered another drink. Setting it down, the bartender said, "Gee Superman, you can be a real bastard when you're drunk."

rhymegirl
11-11-2006, 11:52 PM
Susie, I debated whether to post a cute kitten or this guy and, well, you know me--

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-12-2006, 12:49 AM
I dunno if it made Susie smile or not, but I'm beamin' ear-to-ear! :D

Forbidden Snowflake
11-12-2006, 01:26 AM
Aha, good choice ;)

Susie
11-12-2006, 01:40 AM
Well, Kath, I'm all for kittens and hunky guys, but when it comes to choosing, it's the latter! :D Thanks much all for making me smile! You sure are great! :e2grouphu

stormie
11-12-2006, 01:42 AM
Oh, I dunno....He's too muscular, too good-looking, too <sigh> awesome. Now I really need my peppermint schnapps on ice. Lots of ice.:D
Okay, Susie, what's your reaction to that bod? Betcha it made you really smile!!!
ETA: Yup, it made Susie smile. Good going, rhymegirl/Kathy!

Susie
11-12-2006, 01:43 AM
Yep, Stormie, smile and not to mention SWOON! LOL. He should be on the cover of romance novels and chuck the ol' Fabio, eh?

Rolling Thunder
11-12-2006, 01:51 AM
Oh, I dunno....He's too muscular, too good-looking, too <sigh> awesome. Now I really need my peppermint schnapps on ice. Lots of ice.:D
Okay, Susie, what's your reaction to that bod? Betcha it made you really smile!!!
ETA: Yup, it made Susie smile. Good going, rhymegirl/Kathy!

**big, sloppy, hunchbacked guy here**

;) ;)

Riddler
11-12-2006, 02:18 AM
Here are a couple of my comics: (from http://buffman.net/index.html)

http://buffman.net/buff499color.jpg


http://buffman.net/older%20comics/buff473.jpg


http://buffman.net/older%20comics/buff474.jpg

wyntermoon
11-12-2006, 03:02 AM
Joke from Syenna -- age 9

What is a ghost's favorite lunch?

BOOloney!


She cracks me up! heheheheh

Wordworm
11-12-2006, 03:14 AM
If my song doesn't make you smile, nothing will:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWptOBfqcpk

wyntermoon
11-12-2006, 03:16 AM
:ROFL: --> Riddler

littlewriter
11-12-2006, 04:28 AM
my son was sick in my mouth. didn't make me smile but my other half nearly wet himself

littlewriter
11-12-2006, 04:28 AM
oooh! i got a great joke.

whats green and slimey and hangs around in trees?

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giraffe snot! rofl!

Susie
11-12-2006, 05:11 AM
Thanks so much, guys
You made me smile.
You sure are
All so worthwhile!

Much appreciation! :Hug2:

BardSkye
11-12-2006, 11:42 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/BardSkye/ceasyphotophotodragonhockey.jpg

K1P1
11-12-2006, 05:11 PM
A lifelong devoted knitter, who was rarely seen without needles in hand and yarn on hand, died. St. Peter met her at the pearly gates and welcomed her. He took her to a room filled with yarn and explained that this was where she was to spend the rest of eternity. She was overwhelmed. There was every imaginable color of yarn, and every imaginable thickness. There were boucle's [that's a flying accent, not an apostrophe, O ye sticklers], spiral yarns, railroad yarns and worsteds. There was every fiber she'd ever used, plus ones she'd only dreamed of: the finest merino wool, kid mohair, cashmere, reeled silk, qiviuk and angora. There was stainless steel the thickness of a hair wrapped with silk, and copper wrapped with cotton. There was soy silk and corn silk, too.

She sighed with contentment. "I never imagined heaven would be like this!"

St. Peter replied, "And every yarn you use will be replaced ten-fold. I do hope you enjoy yourself." He turned to go.

As he was passing through the door she stopped him. "But where are the knitting needles?"

He turned back to her and smiled benevolently. "Ah, that's the hell of it."

Susie
11-12-2006, 05:29 PM
Thanks so much, gang. Most appreciated and maybe someone else needs smiles too. :Hug2:

K1P1
11-13-2006, 12:52 AM
OK, here's another one:

A woman was driving down the road, knitting. A policeman noticed what she was up to and, thinking it dangerous to knit and drive at the same time, went after her. He drove up behind her, lights on, siren blaring, but she didn't stop. He pulled up parallel to her, put down his window and shouted, "Pull over!"

She rolled down her window, waved her knitting at him happily and yelled back, "No, it's a cardigan!"

Rolling Thunder
11-16-2006, 02:39 AM
What's the difference between a puppy and a rejected writer?
Eventually, the puppy stops whining.

Celia Cyanide
11-16-2006, 06:54 AM
A rep point? Susie, you were gonna do that anyway weren't ya? Well, okay...here you go. This one always works for me:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/mascarakisses/edward2.jpg

Susie
11-16-2006, 07:07 AM
Thanks so much, guys. I'm all smiled out.:):):) Sure appreciate y'all. :e2grouphu.

Freckles
11-16-2006, 11:05 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Susie is sweet and fun
And a really nice lady, too

:D :D :D

WackAMole
11-16-2006, 11:12 PM
Okay, so I quit smoking, but im having trouble with this oral fixation issue :eek:

So, I go to the smoke shop and I ask the guy to find me some nicotine free/tobacco free smokes, the herbal type.

He hands me this pack that has a pot leaf on the front, right below the picture it says 'cannabis free' (wtf? im thinking.) So I take my little pack of herbal smokes home and stash them away for emergencies.

I take them out the other day when Im having a glass of wine with my mom. I start to smoke and she gets this horrified look on her face.

"Are you smoking pot??" she screams. I laugh. It does smell like pot, but I explain to her, "no mom, its just herbal cigarettes so I dont contaminate myself with tobacco and nicotine."

She asks for the pack, which I willingly hand to her. She looks at the list of ingredients, laughs, hands me back the pack.

I check the list. I'm smoking catnip.

Unique
11-16-2006, 11:13 PM
How does it taste?

WackAMole
11-16-2006, 11:13 PM
How does it taste?

Not bad, but im finding it very hard to resist the temptation to do bong hits with all the stray cats

Shadow_Ferret
11-16-2006, 11:17 PM
Chili's? That's more of an everyday restaurant for us. If I took my wife there for my anniversary, she'd have steam coming out of her ears and I'd be trying to make up for it for weeks!

nicegrrl
11-16-2006, 11:22 PM
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1262/Strong+Kitty

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1262/Strong+Kitty