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Maryn
11-10-2006, 11:22 PM
1. Raspberry honey from the toasted ‘lite’ bread that minimizes its calories by minimizing the thickness of its slices and maximizing its holes.
2. The stuff you swept up off the kitchen floor while blissfully unaware you had honey in your hair.

Maryn, who doesn't think the rinse-out is going to be sufficient

Stew21
11-10-2006, 11:24 PM
And they are both perfectly good reasons that I'm glad I have short hair! ;)

PeeDee
11-10-2006, 11:29 PM
Gross. This is why I primarily put food into my mouth and leave it at that.

Jongfan
11-10-2006, 11:31 PM
Not as bad as honey, but mistaking Anti Perspirant for hairspray is also on the " List of things Not to get into your hair"

veinglory
11-10-2006, 11:33 PM
3) baby rats

Yes, that was a fun day. Who knew that if you scare baby rats they spring up into the air?

PeeDee
11-10-2006, 11:36 PM
3) baby rats

Yes, that was a fun day. Who knew that if you scare baby rats they spring up into the air?

Me. We just got two new baby pet rats. I put them in a large rubbermaid tub so they could run around without climbing out while I got their new home ready. They jumped up to the side, which is a great deal taller than they were.

Wowee. :)

veinglory
11-10-2006, 11:38 PM
Congrats on the rats. They are cute when not impersonating a hair accessory.

samgail
11-10-2006, 11:38 PM
Oh crap-that sucks. On a positive note, honey is good for your hair and skin.
Sam, trying to think of something clever to say but it is still morning........

writerterri
11-10-2006, 11:41 PM
:roll:

Try baby puke on your way out the door as you're running late.

RG570
11-10-2006, 11:55 PM
I've managed to get through years of ridiculously long hair without getting much in it. Except for car doors and car windows that are on the way up. That really sucks. Yet it keeps happening.

Soccer Mom
11-11-2006, 12:13 AM
When I saw this thread I was thinking Something About Mary.

I guess this is Something About Maryn.

I need more coffee.

samgail
11-11-2006, 12:15 AM
:ROFL:

dclary
11-11-2006, 12:16 AM
4) Poisonous Spiders
5) Fire
6) Battery Acid

Maryn
11-11-2006, 12:47 AM
Latex paint isn't too bad. Oil based, the stuff that removes it damages the hair.

Maryn, who always has a few strands get loose

CaroGirl
11-11-2006, 12:56 AM
Bubble gum. Causes bald patches because you have to CUT it out. Ah the things brothers will put on a sister's pillow while she's sleeping.

Unique
11-11-2006, 01:22 AM
matches. or Bic lighters.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-11-2006, 01:29 AM
When I was in high school lo, these many millenia ago... I was initiated into the Honor Society (back when initiations were allowed). Back then, Ol' Girl was Young Girl and she had hair down past her butt.

They dumped flour and water paste over my head... and rubbed it in.

Unique
11-11-2006, 01:30 AM
When I was in high school lo, these many millenia ago... I was initiated into the Honor Society (back when initiations were allowed). Back then, Ol' Girl was Young Girl and she had hair down past her butt.

They dumped flour and water paste over my head... and rubbed it in.

hmmm... almost makes a bonfire sound good, OFG.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-11-2006, 01:33 AM
Heh. I did, eventually, get my revenge.

Southern_girl29
11-11-2006, 01:36 AM
Cicadias. Seriously, they are terrible. I have a LOT of hair, even though it's not terribly long. I had one fly in the car window and get tangled in my hair. It took forever to get it out.

Mom'sWrite
11-11-2006, 01:38 AM
-round brushes
-hair dryer parts
-clenched fists of infants
-"Hello, my name is" stickers
-the cat's tongue
-seatbelts

Some days I could just shave my head.

aadams73
11-11-2006, 01:50 AM
--A fan (Yes, as a child I leaned over a portable fan to switch it off. Boy, was I sorry!)
--Honey
--Jam or marmalade

sassandgroove
11-11-2006, 01:55 AM
Maryn, I'm sorry.

I've gotten toothpaste in my hair, from leaning over to spit it out....

Unique
11-11-2006, 03:16 AM
Oh. Yeah. That reminds me...how about those rollers with the brushes inside?

Anyone else have to get those cut out of their hair?

CaroGirl
11-11-2006, 04:00 AM
vomit

Christine N.
11-11-2006, 04:07 AM
Jewelry. That someone else is wearing.

Bartholomew
11-11-2006, 04:15 AM
Scorpion Eggs.

God, that was a bad day.

jbal
11-11-2006, 05:03 AM
Fire.
That was a bad day too.

HaleyDaulton
11-11-2006, 05:17 AM
Barbed wire reinforced by electrical fence wire. Every time I moved my head to try and get it out, I got zapped.

:e2faint:

Jongfan
11-11-2006, 05:54 AM
The movie " There's Something About Mary" the scene where Ben Stiller got some uh....... well you know.. in his hair..... Cameron Diaz thought it was gel and used some..

Riddler
11-11-2006, 06:09 AM
Top Ten Things I Wouldn't Want to Find in My Hair

Peach yogurt
Bear trap
Bits of poo
A new finger
The back half of an arrow
Hardened concrete
Quart of purple ink
Bows and ribbons
Nuclear launch codes
Inner peace

Silver King
11-11-2006, 06:14 AM
A lover's fingers when she doesn't mean to hurt you. She sounds happy enough, saying things like, "Oh, yes yes yes, oh, yeah, please don't stop, yes right there," and the whole time, you're swiftly going bald from hair being pulled by the roots.

Afterward, you think, "Well, I guess it was worth it..."

Soccer Mom
11-11-2006, 08:18 AM
Hope it was worth it, SK. I once gor those velcro hair curlers stuck in my hair. Ugh. That cost a lot of hair to pull out.

CBeasy
11-11-2006, 08:48 AM
As a male who has worked a lot in construction, and whole also has really long hair, I've had just about every terrible substance imaginable in my hair. Grease, paint, caulk, tar, various adhesives. I can honestly say the worst possible is polyurethane floor glue. It's what they they use, in conjuntion with nails, to secure plywood down to floor joists. I had to soak a portion of my hair in kerosine to get it out. Soak. In Kerosine. Suffice to say, that wasn't very pleasant.

arrowqueen
11-12-2006, 04:18 AM
The budgie.