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robeiae
11-09-2006, 07:56 PM
Which of these matches should be the main event? Why?

Any ideas for special guest referees?

writerterri
11-09-2006, 08:40 PM
Your funny, dork!

I voted for Mac and Jenna. I have 10.00 bucks that says the pregnant woman wins. We can mac on some crackers and cheese. Will there be apple juice?


I can't lose to a sparkly gopher!

Vote for me and Stewie!

And you can personally choose my christmas outfit when I help Santa eat his cookies and milk. Santa (http://www.fredericks.com/category.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=New-Tease&Page=1) baby...

Jaycinth
11-09-2006, 08:43 PM
Perks and Shadow....because I'm twisted.

samgail
11-09-2006, 08:49 PM
Way too hard to pick but Rob and Kathy would be the best bang for my buck.
The others have too much possibility for an early takedown.

K1P1
11-09-2006, 08:54 PM
Main event of WHAT, exactly?

Soccer Mom
11-09-2006, 08:58 PM
I voted for Perks V. SF. I'm putting a 20 on Perks. ;)

robeiae
11-09-2006, 09:02 PM
I voted for Perks V. SF. I'm putting a 20 on Perks. ;)Otherwise known as "money in the bank."

aadams73
11-09-2006, 09:10 PM
I'm going for Perks and the ferret. Perks is so gonna stomp his tail! Wait, do ferrets have tails?

sassandgroove
11-09-2006, 09:17 PM
Terri and Trish. It sounded the sexiest.

clockwork
11-09-2006, 09:20 PM
I've got money on the rhymegirl. Don't let me down, Kathy. ;)

samgail
11-09-2006, 09:21 PM
Terri and Trish. It sounded the sexiest.

That's my girl!!!

WerenCole
11-09-2006, 11:10 PM
Terri and Trish. It sounded the sexiest.

Ditto. . . can we get a tub of Jello?

Unique
11-09-2006, 11:12 PM
Can't we do 'em all? One at a time?

Haggis
11-09-2006, 11:16 PM
Perks vs. the rodent. I know the smart money's on Perks, but the ferret can be pretty sneaky.

WerenCole
11-09-2006, 11:35 PM
Haggis Dog Avatar v. The New Strange Looking Guy. . .


I take the dog in a brawl.

robeiae
11-09-2006, 11:37 PM
Can't we do 'em all? One at a time?Of course...we just have to determine which one will be last---i.e., the MAIN EVENT. :D

PeeDee
11-09-2006, 11:39 PM
Me versus Spooky!? BODILY FLUIDS!?

*sigh*

Unique
11-09-2006, 11:41 PM
Me versus Spooky!? BODILY FLUIDS!?

*sigh*

And rubber sheeting.

20 ply

PeeDee
11-09-2006, 11:44 PM
Hmph. HMPH. *stomps off*

writerterri
11-09-2006, 11:47 PM
Terri and Trish. It sounded the sexiest.

Thank you sassypants!

writerterri
11-09-2006, 11:48 PM
And rubber sheeting.

20 ply


ew:e2brows:

writerterri
11-09-2006, 11:48 PM
Of course...we just have to determine which one will be last---i.e., the MAIN EVENT. :D


Stop looking at me like that.

Unique
11-09-2006, 11:52 PM
Stop looking at me like that.

You can have rubber sheeting, too, Terri. If Weren gets his way with the jello.

It just makes clean up so much easier, you know? ;)

sassandgroove
11-09-2006, 11:56 PM
Ditto. . . can we get a tub of Jello?YOu done missed it, it was in HOL a while back, or was it in the Royal Palace. I can't keep track anymore. :D

dclary
11-10-2006, 12:31 AM
I am VERY happy that the bra-and-panty fight is winning.

Will it be available online?

:D

robeiae
11-10-2006, 12:35 AM
$17.95

writerterri
11-10-2006, 01:12 AM
I am VERY happy that the bra-and-panty fight is winning.

Will it be available online?

:D


Pay. Per. View.:D

writerterri
11-10-2006, 01:15 AM
That's my girl!!!


Since Trishypoo isn't here, you game?

Stew21
11-10-2006, 01:58 AM
Trishypoo is here! I'll vote later, I have to get back to work right now! Save my place!

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 02:02 AM
Cat fight! This is going to be good....meow...woof...

Stew21
11-10-2006, 02:10 AM
i voted for Kevin against himself. :)

Teddy has to be the ref.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-10-2006, 02:16 AM
I voted for Birol and ChunkyC 'cause no one else had and they were the only one with 0 votes.

But if you throw silicone fuser oil on the rubber sheet, I'll change my vote.

Perks
11-10-2006, 02:19 AM
I'm going for Perks and the ferret. Perks is so gonna stomp his tail! Wait, do ferrets have tails?Not once the Perkerizer gets a hold of them.

I'll turn him into a hamster by removing a third of his spongy spine with my teeth and severing his tail with a stiletto roundhouse.

(Lol! I hadn't seen this thread before I got feisty in the rah-rah America thread.)

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 02:31 AM
Not once the Perkerizer gets a hold of them.

I'll turn him into a hamster by removing a third of his spongy spine with my teeth and severing his tail with a stiletto roundhouse.

(Lol! I hadn't seen this thread before I got feisty in the rah-rah America thread.)But can you cook? :D

Perks
11-10-2006, 02:32 AM
Filet of ferret is my specialty.

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 02:39 AM
Filet of ferret is my specialty.I'll bring biscuits and beer. :)

robeiae
11-10-2006, 02:46 AM
I'm not sure what this thread is supposed to prove, but the OP has some serious issues.

Just sayin...

Stew21
11-10-2006, 02:49 AM
There really should be more votes for Kevin Vs. Himself with Teddy as the Ref. Consider, it would be like Woody Allen talking to himself about Self-doubt and Larry David trying to moderate the conversation.
heh..

OP = Original Poster
or
OP = Office Party?

writerterri
11-10-2006, 04:21 AM
Not once the Perkerizer gets a hold of them.

I'll turn him into a hamster by removing a third of his spongy spine with my teeth and severing his tail with a stiletto roundhouse.

(Lol! I hadn't seen this thread before I got feisty in the rah-rah America thread.)


Holy Moses! I take back everything I ever said. :D

writerterri
11-10-2006, 04:22 AM
There really should be more votes for Kevin Vs. Himself with Teddy as the Ref. Consider, it would be like Woody Allen talking to himself about Self-doubt and Larry David trying to moderate the conversation.
heh..

OP = Original Poster
or
OP = Office Party?


Original Poster.

Hi Stewie!

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 04:29 AM
Holy Moses! I take back everything I ever said. :DToo late. Perks is one her way to pay you a friendly visit. :hi: Just be sure to take pictures for us.

poetinahat
11-10-2006, 04:30 AM
"Don't go there?" I don't think I get it. If I do, I'm getting an image consultant. How sucky a topic is that? The Thrill was right: Less [sic] poems, more comedy.

Oh, wait -- is this a curmudgeon-a-thon? Never mind. I'm there!

Jeez, robeiae, grow up, whydon'tcha? (Just practicing.)

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 04:45 AM
"Don't go there?" I don't think I get it. If I do, I'm getting an image consultant. How sucky a topic is that? The Thrill was right: Less [sic] poems, more comedy.

Oh, wait -- is this a curmudgeon-a-thon? Never mind. I'm there!

Jeez, robeiae, grow up, whydon'tcha? (Just practicing.):welcome:

ChaosTitan
11-10-2006, 04:59 AM
I voted PeeDee vs. Spooky, 'cause they're my guys. ;)

poetinahat
11-10-2006, 05:09 AM
Hey -- where's the "robeiae-versus-all-comers smug-off"?

Oh, wait -- that's every thread in OP/TIO. :)

Carrie in PA
11-10-2006, 05:09 AM
I voted PeeDee vs. Spooky, 'cause they're my guys. ;)

Me too, but only because Haggis wasn't a contender. :tongue

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 05:11 AM
Me too, but only because Haggis wasn't a contender. :tongueHaggis was too busy with his poodle neighbor. (if you know what i mean) ;)

Carrie in PA
11-10-2006, 06:04 AM
Haggis was too busy with his poodle neighbor. (if you know what i mean) ;)

Gosh, I'm not shuuure... *twirling hair* like maybe you should, like, explain it.

:ROFL: :ROFL:

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 06:06 AM
Gosh, I'm not shuuure... *twirling hair* like maybe you should, like, explain it.

:ROFL: :ROFL:I'll send pictures after I get them developed. :D

Carrie in PA
11-10-2006, 06:07 AM
I'll send pictures after I get them developed. :D

I shall wait with bated breath. :D

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 06:11 AM
I shall wait with bated breath. :DWhy is it that everytime I wake up with a woman she has baited breath? Sounds fishy to me. :Shrug:

CBeasy
11-10-2006, 06:11 AM
The PeeDee vs. Spooky match sounding interesting, but I didn't want to watch it. Thus, I voted with the majority.

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 06:13 AM
Not to worry. PeeDee gave me a pound of manly-bacon and we called it even.

Carrie in PA
11-10-2006, 06:13 AM
Why is it that everytime I wake up with a woman she has baited breath? Sounds fishy to me. :Shrug:

I, uh, hadn't realized we had woken up together. I must be a far more sound sleeper than I thought.

:roll:

How about I wait for those pictures with fresh and minty breath then?? :D

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 06:18 AM
I, uh, hadn't realized we had woken up together. I must be a far more sound sleeper than I thought.

:roll:

How about I wait for those pictures with fresh and minty breath then?? :DIf you're a real Haggis woman then I'd expect my breath mint to taste like fish. :roll:

Carrie in PA
11-10-2006, 06:19 AM
If you're a real Haggis woman then I'd expect my breath mint to taste like fish. :roll:

I'm not sure I can rise to such high standards!

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 06:21 AM
I'm not sure I can rise to such high standards!But it's only a 12" standard. :tongue Surely you can get it up that high?

Carrie in PA
11-10-2006, 06:23 AM
But it's only a 12" standard. :tongue Surely you can get it up that high?

Ummmm.... my answer depends on whether it's a 12" high chihuahua or a figment of your imagination. :ROFL:

CBeasy
11-10-2006, 06:33 AM
How do you people turn a clean subject like two women wrestling in their underwear into something dirty!?

Dawno
11-10-2006, 06:38 AM
I can see that I'm going to have to start up another one of my famous



VOTE FOR DAWNO

campaigns.

Where's my campaign manager -- UNIQUE!!!

jbal
11-10-2006, 06:39 AM
So when does the bra and panties match start?
:popcorn:

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 06:39 AM
Ummmm.... my answer depends on whether it's a 12" high chihuahua or a figment of your imagination. :ROFL:Whatever turns you on. :roll:

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 06:40 AM
So when does the bra and panties match start?
:popcorn:You first.

Perks
11-10-2006, 06:42 AM
Why is it that everytime I wake up with a woman she has baited breath? Sounds fishy to me. :Shrug: Baited breath should have it smelling wormy.

I'm just sayin'.

jbal
11-10-2006, 06:42 AM
I'm already wearing panties. The pictures I pm'd you were returned unopened.

Haggis
11-10-2006, 06:43 AM
Why is it that everytime I wake up with a woman she has baited breath? Sounds fishy to me. :Shrug:

What is all this talk about baited breath?

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 06:44 AM
Baited breath should have it smelling wormy.

I'm just sayin'.I'm hooked. Tell me more...

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 06:49 AM
I'm already wearing panties. The pictures I pm'd you were returned unopened.I forwarded a copy to your boss. Hope you had a nice vacation. :roll:

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 06:50 AM
What is all this talk about baited breath?Foreplay. Shhhhh...don't tell Terri or she'll want in.

jbal
11-10-2006, 06:50 AM
They're his panties.

robeiae
11-10-2006, 06:50 AM
GET OUT OF MY THREAD, YOU FREAKS!

*sigh* I miss Lantern Jack...

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 06:51 AM
They're his panties.:roll: I should have known you work for Cheny.

Dawno
11-10-2006, 06:51 AM
oh, Rob -



eggplant...

jbal
11-10-2006, 06:52 AM
You interrupted the foreplay!
Spooky- let's have sex tonight























with our respective partners. Why, what did you think I meant?

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 06:52 AM
*sigh* I miss Lantern Jack...Me too. But look on the bright side. He's having tons of great sex with a twenty-something boomshell. :cry:

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 06:53 AM
You interrupted the foreplay!
Spooky- let's have sex tonight?Go ask your mom first. And I'll ask mine. (ewwww)

robeiae
11-10-2006, 06:54 AM
Me too. But look on the bright side. He's having tons of great sex with a twenty-something boomshell.And that helps me how, exactly?

jbal
11-10-2006, 06:55 AM
Go ask your mom first. And I'll ask mine. (ewwww)
I already asked your mom. She said go nuts.
I use this one at work (sales) when someone says they need to ask their wife.
"Oh, she called earlier, she said get whatever you want!"

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 06:56 AM
And that helps me how, exactly?With your visualization skills? I know it helps mine. :D

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 06:57 AM
I already asked your mom. She said go nuts.
I use this one at work (sales) when someone says they need to ask their wife.
"Oh, she called earlier, she said get whatever you want!"I would but my nuts are still swollen from changing the tire.

robeiae
11-10-2006, 06:57 AM
With your visualization skills?
Thanks, Spooky. Now, I have to burn out my eyeballs...are you in-sane?

WerenCole
11-10-2006, 06:58 AM
*sigh* I miss Lantern Jack...


Did the Emperor of Wyoming really just say that?


and I miss him too. . .

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 07:01 AM
Thanks, Spooky. Now, I have to burn out my eyeballs...are you in-sane?Only on weeknights and every other weekend. The rest of the time I am helping our government keep those aliens from invading us.

Rolling Thunder
11-10-2006, 07:16 AM
Did I hear someone yell there isn't enough freaks in this thread?

writerterri
11-10-2006, 08:02 AM
Too late. Perks is one her way to pay you a friendly visit. :hi: Just be sure to take pictures for us.


Here (http://slivki.tritiumnet.org/Pictures/Mud_Wrestling_Chicks.jpeg) you go.

rhymegirl
11-10-2006, 08:13 AM
I don't understand my category. Am I supposed to battle Poet with threats or something?

And Rob, DON'T GO THERE!!!

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 08:16 AM
Here (http://slivki.tritiumnet.org/Pictures/Mud_Wrestling_Chicks.jpeg) you go.Thanks. Now I've joined a new church.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41333000/jpg/_41333565_scumchurchpolice203.jpg

poetinahat
11-10-2006, 08:19 AM
I don't understand my category. Am I supposed to battle Poet with threats or something?

And Rob, DON'T GO THERE!!!
No way, Kathy. YOU don't go there first. I dare you! :D

rob, Kathy didn't go there; I didn't go there. We have no photos, which proves we weren't there.

Pay up, boyo.

writerterri
11-10-2006, 08:24 AM
Thanks. Now I've joined a new church.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41333000/jpg/_41333565_scumchurchpolice203.jpg


I'll go repent...

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 08:25 AM
I'll go repaint the sign...Thanks. And would you please bring me another beer when you're done.

writerterri
11-10-2006, 08:28 AM
Thanks. And would you please bring me another beer when you're done.


Those bubbles floating on top, really is foam. :D

JennaGlatzer
11-10-2006, 08:28 AM
I don't understand my category, either. We're going to fight over crackers and poorly spelled cheese?

writerterri
11-10-2006, 08:30 AM
I don't understand my category, either. We're going to fight over crackers and poorly spelled cheese?


Not to mention that I was the only one who voted for you. I'll cut the cheese. :D

A. Hamilton
11-10-2006, 08:31 AM
Not to mention that I was the only one who voted for you. I'll cut the cheese. :D

*sprays air freshener around the room.*

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 08:33 AM
Not to mention that I was the only one who voted for you. I'll cut the cheese. :DWorks best in a crowded elevator. :D The shock value alone going up 75 floors is priceless.

writerterri
11-10-2006, 08:46 AM
Weeeeee!

MacAllister
11-10-2006, 09:33 AM
I think the BB Fairy came through here and whacked everyone with her silly-stick.

Dawno
11-10-2006, 10:58 AM
Mystic Disco Sparkle Gopher has cast a glamour on them all!


Bwaahahahahah!

TeddyG
11-10-2006, 01:00 PM
Terri vs. Trish..
and if I have to explain you need serious help :D

TeddyG
11-10-2006, 01:02 PM
http://www.curevents.com/vb/images/smilies/worth.gif

Especially in regard to Terri & Trish

Unique
11-10-2006, 03:57 PM
um...Kevin...
I was going to say, why should we pay for what we see you do every day but

you did it for me.

:ROFL:

MacAllister
11-10-2006, 04:24 PM
Oh...sure...but the Mac & Cheese connection is self-evident. :D

MacAllister
11-10-2006, 04:39 PM
Maybe Jenna would consent to temporarily change her name to Polly?

MacAllister
11-10-2006, 04:43 PM
Mostly, I figured she'd draw the line if we wanted to call her "animal"...

robeiae
11-10-2006, 05:02 PM
Robieiiaeiaieiaieiaieiaei...thank you for having the courage to suggest the best possible cage match. You are ahead of your peers.
Well-secluded, I see all...

robeiae
11-10-2006, 05:06 PM
I just haven't solved the Jenna is to Crackers part yet. But give me time."Cheeze and Likely-close-to-insane-pregnant-woman" just didn't sound right...




:D (I love you, Jenna)

JennaGlatzer
11-10-2006, 05:10 PM
Ohhhhh, it was a reference to my insanity. Got it.

But why the "Z" in "cheeze?"

And I'd much rather be Animal Glatzer than Polly Glatzer, if you don't mind. Animal gets to bang drums in a band, and take Manhattan and stuff. What does Polly get to do?

Bmwhtly
11-10-2006, 05:12 PM
What does Polly get to do? She gets a cracker! What more could a young girl want?

robeiae
11-10-2006, 05:13 PM
But why the "Z" in "cheeze?"

Clearly, you're not a conesew conasue...clearly, you don't like high-quality cheesefood products.

Ever check the label on Kraft Macaroni and Cheese?

Dawno
11-10-2006, 07:08 PM
You're all missing the crucial issue here - and that's for everyone to



VOTE FOR DAWNO!!!

sassandgroove
11-10-2006, 07:26 PM
I have been eyeing this thread with a growing degree of anger. Do you people not know it in your hearts that a cage match featuring me against me would be the greatest bang for your entertainment buck? If you think for one minute that me fighting myself would be less riveting as any of these other pansy-faced hogwashed lunatic cage matches, well then you are just not worth your weight in apple sauce. Go to H E Double Hockey Sticks, the lot of you. You are making me sick to my intestines. Of all the low down dirty fixed voting schemes I have seen in these assbackwards so-called polls, this one takes the icing right off the stale cake. Each and every one of you who voted for anything but a me on me rage in the cage should have your heads examined by a non-licensed monkey with a crossed eye and a large surgical implement of torture. I am grossly offended.

Robieiiaeiaieiaieiaieiaei...thank you for having the courage to suggest the best possible cage match. You are ahead of your peers.

I just thought girl on girl action would be um...exciting...

Stew21
11-10-2006, 07:31 PM
Kevin v. Kevin is like Fight Club all over again! :D

"I am Jack's smirking revenge."

Bmwhtly
11-10-2006, 07:34 PM
Kevin v. Kevin is like Fight Club all over again! :D

"I am Jack's smirking revenge."hmmmm, I haven't seen FIght Club in ages.

ALthough Prestige is out this weekend and thats supposed to be good.
Maybe I'll flip a coin.

wait, where are we? oh, right.
Ummmm, yeah, the girly fight. My money's on werri (sorry trish)

Stew21
11-10-2006, 07:36 PM
smart money is on werri - she's all excited and about this thing. I don't even know what a "bra and panties match" is.

I'm a lover (and an unflinching flirt) not a wrestler!

Shadow_Ferret
11-10-2006, 07:49 PM
Not once the Perkerizer gets a hold of them.

I'll turn him into a hamster by removing a third of his spongy spine with my teeth and severing his tail with a stiletto roundhouse.

(Lol! I hadn't seen this thread before I got feisty in the rah-rah America thread.)

I was wondering what all the shouting was about. I thought there was a cockfight going on.

And yes, Perks would probably win. I'm a true old-fashioned gentleman and would never hit a woman.

Perks is a woman, right?

sassandgroove
11-10-2006, 07:49 PM
I don't even know what a "bra and panties match" is.
I figured it would start with some struttin'.

Stew21
11-10-2006, 07:51 PM
In the "troubling" thread Ben (bmwhtly) and I discussed the possibility of throwing a few others into the ring with me and Werri. If we could call Sassypants, AAdams, and Samgail to join us, we'll have a pillowfight match instead.

sassandgroove
11-10-2006, 07:53 PM
Pillowfight....I am so there.

Bmwhtly
11-10-2006, 08:24 PM
throwing a few others into the ring with me and Werri.Leave me with that image for a moment...
...*sigh*

Stew21
11-10-2006, 08:26 PM
Leave me with that image for a moment...
...*sigh*



ok, that's long enough!

Bmwhtly
11-10-2006, 08:40 PM
I am not amused.So look at your avatar. Works for me.

WerenCole
11-10-2006, 09:15 PM
I'm a lover (and an unflinching flirt) not a wrestler!


I think that may be the point actually. . .

sassandgroove
11-10-2006, 10:22 PM
Exactly.

writerterri
11-10-2006, 11:06 PM
I can't lose to a sparkly gopher!

Vote for me and Stewie!

And you can personally choose my christmas outfit when I help Santa eat his cookies and milk. Santa (http://www.fredericks.com/category.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=New-Tease&Page=1) baby...

SpookyWriter
11-10-2006, 11:11 PM
I think the numbers are fixed. I voted three times for Terri/Trish already.

samgail
11-10-2006, 11:16 PM
If we could call Sassypants, AAdams, and Samgail to join us, we'll have a pillowfight match instead.


I live in a household of males-BRING ON THE PILLOWS-Hey what color panties are you guys wearing? Should we match-wanna go shopping?

Uh..I seem to be unable to keep up the fight part, can we just jump on the trampoline for awhile?

Stew21
11-10-2006, 11:17 PM
I live in a household of males-BRING ON THE PILLOWS-Hey what color panties are you guys wearing? Should we match-wanna go shopping?

Uh..I seem to be unable to keep up the fight part, can we just jump on the trampoline for awhile?

outstanding idea. forget the fighting, they can drink beer and watch us grown women jump on a trampoline


(wait a second am I at AW or The Man Show?)

samgail
11-10-2006, 11:18 PM
if you can't beat 'em, join 'em

ETA-I really want to jump on the bed but i thought the reference might get too much read into it, i forgot about those guys and their trampoline girls. Want to come drink beer with Unique and me? We are watching boys in the sandbox.

Stew21
11-10-2006, 11:19 PM
rock on!


now about the shopping for panties so they match...yes, let's!

as long as we stop somewhere for happy hour afterwards!

samgail
11-10-2006, 11:23 PM
My one and only shopping requirement is we do a 'ladies who lunch' at someplace with a full bar.

Stew21
11-10-2006, 11:27 PM
My one and only shopping requirement is we do a 'ladies who lunch' at someplace with a full bar.

duh! :)

(That's why I like Christmas shopping with my sister-in-law, we always stop for a beer in mid-afternoon and when we finish shopping we go out for beer and/or margaritas and some appetizers!)

Stew21
11-10-2006, 11:32 PM
It seems the sex craved maniacs are voting for the girl on girl action,

yes, all the votes for Terri and Trish came from sex craved maniacs! ahem <cough>and sassypants<cough>

writerterri
11-10-2006, 11:33 PM
Did you guys click on my santa? We can choose from there.

sassandgroove
11-10-2006, 11:34 PM
SHOPPING, yay! Rob said he's buying.

writerterri
11-10-2006, 11:34 PM
yes, all the votes for Terri and Trish came from sex craved maniacs! ahem <cough>and sassypants<cough>


ewww! Just saying, sass.:D

writerterri
11-10-2006, 11:36 PM
Why do you think I called you Lady Godiva?


Cause you want one?




:roll:

samgail
11-11-2006, 12:18 AM
Margarita time, thanks Rob! We will come model stuff for you later.;)
Come on Sass, you need some cutoffs and a tube top to wear over your bra and panties.

writerterri
11-11-2006, 01:18 AM
Margarita time, thanks Rob! We will come model stuff for you later.;)
Come on Sass, you need some cutoffs and a tube top to wear over your bra and panties.


We'll corrupt her with some Daisy Dukes.

Stew21
11-11-2006, 01:21 AM
naw...sass needs to be the one in the entirely too small catholic school girl outfit.

:D

writerterri
11-11-2006, 01:29 AM
naw...sass needs to be the one in the entirely too small catholic school girl outfit.

:D


With pig tails and red lipstick.

sassandgroove
11-11-2006, 01:43 AM
Margarita time, thanks Rob! We will come model stuff for you later.;)
Come on Sass, you need some cutoffs and a tube top to wear over your bra and panties.Um..about the tube top...no. Maybe a nice boostier.

sassandgroove
11-11-2006, 01:44 AM
naw...sass needs to be the one in the entirely too small catholic school girl outfit.

:DI did that one year for halloween, and was outdone by a man dressed as a school girl.

pconsidine
11-11-2006, 02:01 AM
I think that outdoes anything else in the entire thread for the Golden Ick Award.

robeiae
11-11-2006, 05:25 AM
In my defense, I used to be a school girl...

robeiae
11-11-2006, 05:51 AM
Holy crud! Dawno is winning!

Stew21
11-11-2006, 06:06 AM
dawno is campaigning in the mod room. fine by me. go dawno go!

rhymegirl
11-11-2006, 06:27 AM
So who's winning the main event?

Rolling Thunder
11-11-2006, 06:31 AM
At this point I think we all are.

rhymegirl
11-11-2006, 06:40 AM
No way, Kathy. YOU don't go there first. I dare you! :D


Poet, if you dare me, I say this: DON'T GO THERE!

Dawno
11-11-2006, 10:26 AM
dawno is campaigning in the mod room. fine by me. go dawno go!

Actually I'm campaigning in the Blogging forum :D and on every post I make!

I wouldn't do it in the Mod room because Jenna and Mac and Birol and CC and Poetinahat are up there, too. Heck that's a good chunk of the squad.

Stew21
11-11-2006, 10:41 AM
go for it! :) The one I voted for is no longer in the running, if Terri and I win I'd have to go buy bra and panties suitable for public display (wtf?:D) I couldn't be outdone by Terri, so they'd have to be fabulous, (do you know how hard it is to find fabulous and comfortable bra and panties?) and then I'd never be able to wear them again because these guys have plotted to put Godknowswhat in the ring with us, then of course the new but ruined underthings would have to be auctioned off for AW or something, (cuz you know what kind of money that would bring in?) *snort*:) and sheesh, what a headache. If you had to fight Orlando Bloom instead it would save me a lot of hassle.

Dawno
11-11-2006, 10:42 AM
ah well that's the beauty of it all for me - it's Orlando Bloom vs my ears...I don't have to do anything :D

Stew21
11-11-2006, 10:45 AM
see! Perfect! path of least resistance for ALL AWers - and no one but Orlando gets hurt (because of course your ears will win.)

MacAllister
11-11-2006, 10:47 AM
...this has gotten bizarre, in the extreme. Is this what HOL is like all the time? It is, isn't it.

Good lord.

Stew21
11-11-2006, 10:50 AM
surprisingly, Mac, this is more bizarre than HOL, but far less bizarre than that JBal party (glistening broth, etc) that one is FRIGHTENING!

Stew21
11-11-2006, 10:51 AM
and just for the record, I had a very difficult time typing post #169 with a straight face.


just sayin

MacAllister
11-11-2006, 11:09 AM
Ummm...I completely believe you, as a matter of fact. :D Really.

Completely.

Stew21
11-11-2006, 11:11 AM
uh, which part?



:)

MacAllister
11-11-2006, 11:56 AM
hah--I'll believe anything you tell me, Trish. You had me at "no one but Orlando gets hurt..."

FatTire
11-11-2006, 08:36 PM
I couldn't vote for a match that has Terri just stripping down to her bra and panties. I require more than that for my vote.

Dawno's ears should kick Bloom's sissy boy butt...

Stew21
11-11-2006, 08:45 PM
I couldn't vote for a match that has Terri just stripping down to her bra and panties. I require more than that for my vote.

jeez, I know you've got a thing for Terri, but I don't even qualify as "more than that"? thanks a lot, FT! ;)

rhymegirl
11-11-2006, 10:06 PM
I've got money on the rhymegirl. Don't let me down, Kathy. ;)

Thanks, cupcake. But I've only got 4 lousy votes so far. (I don't mean the voters are lousy, I mean the fact that I only have 4.)

Hmmmm....It's pretty hard to compete with that bra and panties match. I'll have to think of something....

FatTire
11-12-2006, 03:10 AM
jeez, I know you've got a thing for Terri, but I don't even qualify as "more than that"? thanks a lot, FT! ;)

Huh? I didn't even know that you were a part of the match. All I saw was, Terri-Bra-Panties. Everything else became a blur after that.

;)

TsukiRyoko
11-13-2006, 04:21 PM
I'd have to say that the events that would spike the most interest and cause the highest level of inebriation would be the PeeDee vs Spooky match or the Trish vs Terri. Perhaps we could combine them?

TsukiRyoko
11-13-2006, 04:22 PM
Sit back and watch 'em scrap it out. :roll:

dahmnait
11-13-2006, 05:10 PM
Ok, I held off on voting until now. I just couldn't decide. In the end though, Kevin's "I Believe" icon pushed it over the edge.

pconsidine
11-13-2006, 08:43 PM
I couldn't vote for a match that has Terri just stripping down to her bra and panties. I require more than that for my vote.That just shows a disappointing lack of imagination. Heck, just that weirdo eyeball avatar should have been enough, if you were properly motivated. ;)







(Have we crossed the line yet?)

Stew21
11-13-2006, 08:43 PM
I believe I can fly...........

i believe you can too, baby.

pconsidine
11-13-2006, 08:52 PM
i believe you can too, baby.
Wanna take him up to roof to find out?

:D

robeiae
11-13-2006, 08:53 PM
Roof? I'm not sure he can get his giant slingshot up there...

Stew21
11-13-2006, 08:53 PM
nope. I know Kevin well enough that he would jump, break something, laugh hysterically through the pain, tell me how great it was and then tell me it's my turn to try.

trust me on this.

rhymegirl
11-13-2006, 09:16 PM
Kevin, who is that in your avatar???

Stew21
11-13-2006, 10:00 PM
That's Kevin practicing.

Stew21
11-13-2006, 11:12 PM
i just wrote a poem about you daring me to fly, Kevin! HA!
:)

Stew21
11-13-2006, 11:17 PM
you said, "even if we can't, what a way to go! eating the air, feeling the tug of gravity's grip, living a moment out of control then exhaling the experience to the world, above around below. what a rush to live at this edge, defining moment where the second it takes to fail and fall feels, smells, tastes like an eternal lesson that you just can't miss. and if you succeed and fly, you can devour the sky!"


(and now I'm writing a poem for Bravo.)

WerenCole
11-13-2006, 11:40 PM
...this has gotten bizarre, in the extreme. Is this what HOL is like all the time? It is, isn't it.

Good lord.



I. . . don't. . . know. Something about hot tubs and being tied up under the deck with panty hose and they won't let me out. I cry a little, but mostly just think about Freud.

rhymegirl
11-14-2006, 12:09 AM
Mac, House of Love is a very normal place.

Dawno
11-14-2006, 01:03 AM
I'd like to thank all my supporters for getting out the vote. Now, my ears think it's time to open a can of serious whoopin' on Orlando...who's supposed to make that happen?

Stew21
11-14-2006, 01:05 AM
Hey Dawno, the guy who started the thread should be the one to make that happen, dont you think?

ROB! Get in here and bring Orlando with you.

robeiae
11-14-2006, 01:31 AM
ROB! Get in here and bring Orlando with you.Dawno's match is last. Let's start with the losers, first.

KTC? ;)

Stew21
11-14-2006, 01:32 AM
Wow! That actually sounds like something I would say! Cyber-cheek-kiss. MMWWWWWAAAAAA!

backatcha :kiss:- i thought it sounded like something you would say too, that's why it's in the poem.