It's sex talk Tuesday, who needs a talkin' to?

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What color is your underwear, and can you attach pics?

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(only terri could get away with taking sex talk tuesday out of HOL to the masses.)


Derek, you dork! :)
 

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Do you wear a thong?

What do you wear to bed?

Is there any time of day that you prefer having it?
 

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Freckles said:
where do babies come from? ;)

The dad plants a seed in the mom's stomach and the baby grows. And when the baby gets too big, the mom cusses at the dad for 15 hours and the baby comes out. :D


My kids believe this. Minus the last sentence.
 

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writerterri said:
Go ahead, ask. I'll answer just about any question on sex. :D

Can you call my wife and see if maybe that 8-month headache hasn't let up maybe a little?
 

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FatTire said:
Do you wear a thong?

What do you wear to bed?

Is there any time of day that you prefer having it?

I wear a pair of thongs in the summer. (tooth picks are for teeth, dork)

I sleep in the buff! (except when a thirteen year old asks if he can spend the night at our house)

Anytime, anywhere. (I'm still adventurous) I have a stalk pile of fudge pops in the fridge at all times and I kiddy video ready to go. (for the kids, dork)
 

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dclary said:
Can you call my wife and see if maybe that 8-month headache hasn't let up maybe a little?


Have you tried a new style lately? You know sex isn't all about you, right?

Come home from work in a construction outfit with your "hard" hat on and see if that won't get rid of the headache. Tell her that tonights going to be all about her and her needs. :D
 

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Why would I want to call a doctor if it lasts for four hours? To brag?
 

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Technically speaking, white undies stop being white the moment you put 'em on...

Red... with my name on them... mmm... rub your butt back and forward on the chair a few times, will you? Thank you. Much satisfaction.

This is a lot more theraputic than paying for sex, I can tell you.

Mine's a black leather thong with gold studs, if anyone's wondering. The studs are on the inside.

Does anyone find that being naked helps their writing?

-Derek
 

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Oooh, I love it when she calls me a dork. Do it again...This time, louder and slower...
 

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dpaterso said:
Technically speaking, white undies stop being white the moment you put 'em on...

Red... with my name on them... mmm... rub your butt back and forward on the chair a few times, will you? Thank you. Much satisfaction.

This is a lot more theraputic than paying for sex, I can tell you.

Mine's a black leather thong with gold studs, if anyone's wondering. The studs are on the inside.

Does anyone find that being naked helps their writing?

-Derek


Man, I feel like a woman.


The studs are in the inside? I'm sweating...
 
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