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Allie
11-04-2006, 09:22 AM
So... Is the glass half-full or half-empty?

For me it's half-full,
for my brother it's half-empty.
My husband's keeps magically refilling
My father-in-law's glass is cracked and leaking.
My mother's is just enough to take her pills
My father's is dry
My sister-in-law's contains no artifical sweetners
And my mother-in-law glass is never big enough.

janetbellinger
11-04-2006, 08:21 PM
It depends on what kind of mood I'm in.

Jack_Roberts
11-07-2006, 01:42 AM
Half full for me.

Soccer Mom
11-07-2006, 02:02 AM
I'm usually full to the brim. I'm obnoxiously happy most of the time.

MidnightMuse
11-07-2006, 02:47 AM
I'm a Realist.

The glass isn't half full. The glass isn't half empty. It's just a glass with vodka in it.

MajorDrums
11-09-2006, 03:52 AM
the glass is mostly half-full, sometimes half-empty, would love to have my cup runneth over. *sigh* someday, someday.

janetbellinger
11-09-2006, 03:55 AM
But if it runneth over, you'd lose half of it. lol

Yeshanu
11-09-2006, 09:20 PM
I'm a Realist.

The glass isn't half full. The glass isn't half empty. It's just a glass with vodka in it.

But not for long...

arrowqueen
11-10-2006, 03:53 AM
Sod the glass! Who's got the bottle?

Richard Armour
11-15-2006, 01:26 AM
Life is too short not to live it up a little!
Definitely half full.

:partyguy:

PenelopePitstop
11-15-2006, 01:32 AM
Is there Champagne in the glass???

I heart Champagne... yummy, yummy :D

HeronW
12-27-2007, 05:07 PM
I'm of the bigger glass clique, ever-full, the hot stuff staying hot and the cold stuff with ice not melting and leaving little runnels of condensation on the outside making the glass slippery then I drop it, breaking it and losing the beverage d'jour and bitch and moan until I get a new one. Pout. :}

New; it's always darkest before the dawn,
--unless you're in the South Pole with 6 month day/night cycle then that takes on a whole new meaning since dawn can be 180 days away.

Then for those who sleep til the crack of noon, dawn is a zen concept, (so is the crack thereof) actualizing only in the most profound visualizations of navel-contemplation.

Woof
12-27-2007, 05:57 PM
For me, the glass is either overflowing or there isn't even a glass at all.

Joycecwilliams
12-27-2007, 06:54 PM
If a glass is half full, I find a smaller glass and pour it in, and then I have a full glass.

auntybug
12-27-2007, 06:57 PM
Half full. WTF??? Top that sucker off!

Angelinity
12-27-2007, 07:50 PM
the glass is an illusion

jenngreenleaf
12-27-2007, 08:38 PM
The glass is always half full, but I can see right through it . . . which makes me think it's empty, further confusing the whole situation.

Nymtoc
12-27-2007, 11:32 PM
The glass is cracked.

:(

melaniehoo
12-27-2007, 11:36 PM
Half full. Right now it feels cracked, but I keep topping it off.

scarletpeaches
12-27-2007, 11:45 PM
Half empty. Going by my past history in certain parts of my life, I have to conclude the same will be so long into the future.

benbradley
12-27-2007, 11:55 PM
I'm an engineer, and the glass being only half full obviously indicates that the glass has twice its needed capacity.

Pthom
12-28-2007, 01:27 AM
Apparently, this new adage to play off of went overlooked:
New; it's always darkest before the dawn,
--unless you're in the South Pole with 6 month day/night cycle then that takes on a whole new meaning since dawn can be 180 days away.

Then for those who sleep til the crack of noon, dawn is a zen concept, (so is the crack thereof) actualizing only in the most profound visualizations of navel-contemplation.

I'm in the "crack of noon" camp. So is a friend of mine who actually named his construction firm "Crack of Noon Contractors."