Someone IS Intercepting and Reading Your Emails

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Robert Toy

Prior to some recent personal events if anyone would have made that statement, I would have classified them as paranoid.

After talking with MacAllister, it was decided that the whole story would be a bit too large for AW, so I have the complete story on my new blog: http://toyscorner.blogspot.com/ - Check it out and decide for yourself.
 

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Rob,

Nice blog and great letter! Now that you have the blog, I'm sure the MIB have its address and will pursue the adventure further...it's just a matter of time.

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Thank you for helping to keep America safe, Robert.

You are an American hero, in my book.
 

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billythrilly7th said:
Thank you for helping to keep America safe, Robert.

You are an American hero, in my book.
When they come to haul my butt off to gitmo...I have to wait until 2024 for a freeking Presidential pardon :D
 
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Robert Toy said:
When they come to haul my butt off to gitmo...I have to wait until 2024 for a freeking Presidential pardon :D

I should be a Senator by 2016, so maybe I can get something done for you then.

But good luck!
:)
 

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I do not know Robert or have ever been a member of the Robert Party.
 

Robert Toy

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I do not know Robert or have ever been a member of the Robert Party.
If you logged on to my blog......it's tooooo late!...:D
 
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I just called Robert Mueller. Or as I've always called him, "Uncle Bob."

He said you are not the subject of any ongoing investigation, Robert.

I asked him what he meant by "ongoing" and he just laughed and said "I'll see ya at Thanksgiving, Billy Boy."
 

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I'm not too worried. I've never typed anything controversial into a computer.
 
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I pray that someone is watching me.

I'm dying to get that call....

"Thrilly, we've been watching you for a long time. And we have an assignment for you...."

I'm waiting, fellas.

Thank you.
 

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Mr. Email Watcher: If you're reading this, and you need an assassin, who no one would ever expect to be an assassin because he's fat and old and cute and cuddly, please email me a sniper rifle, a box of bullets, and a list.

I'll send you my invoice when I'm done.
 

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Mr. Clary: The attachments I am attempting to send are being routed to your "junk mail" folder. Please change your preferences to allow for receipt of sniper rifle and box of bullets. Note that you will have to upgrade to Acrobat Rifle Assembler 9.0 in order to do this.

Signed,
Mr. Email Watcher
 

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Thanks a lot, Toy. There's a freaking helicopter on my front lawn and someone's pounding on my front doo
 

Robert Toy

Keep Prying Eyes Out of Your E-mail: Here's How

It's getting stranger by the week – I just received an email from Network Solutions, which I just posted to my blog. :Shrug:
 
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