Quick! We got an hour till a costume party.....

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and i got nothing.

should i:

a) buy a cape from a store and go as a vampire (*yawn*)

b) paint my face white, grab some scissors and be edward scissorhands (the gashes ill cause will make me the life the party, the only live person left)

c) dress myself up and and become an even more undeniable chick magnet.

help!

clock is ticking.

and i have my rep to keep, and other reps to tarnish.

thanks.
 
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I doubt you have one and probably would lose all your cocktail cred, but I suggest gluing a small American flag to the front of a white T-Shirt and going as...

"Flagman."

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:roll:


that would be scary.
 

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Try some of Adam Sandler's SNL suggestions.

Go as :

Crazy newspaper face.

Crazy protractor face.


There's two ideas right there.
 

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1. take off everything.

2. get a bedsheet

3. wrap it around you waist and tuck it all in.

4. look in the mirror

5. say 'hello ghandi'

problem solved.
 

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i think we have a winner.

:)

eta: that was for nic. not rob.

lol
 

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eta: what about something to show my fantastic abs?

anything?

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Bravo said:
and i got nothing.

should i:

a) buy a cape from a store and go as a vampire (*yawn*)

b) paint my face white, grab some scissors and be edward scissorhands (the gashes ill cause will make me the life the party, the only live person left)

c) dress myself up and and become an even more undeniable chick magnet.

help!

clock is ticking.

and i have my rep to keep, and other reps to tarnish.

thanks.

Bravo, it's gonna take bravery, but rinse your hair in scotch or another pungent alcohol, frizz it out a bit, take off your shirt, paint half your face in blue paint, and go as Drunk Mel Gibson. You just have to scream out Jewish epitaths occasionally to make it work.
 

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that's absolutely brilliant dclary.

too bad i dont want to smell like alcohol.

and dont have a beard.

*sigh*
 

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i have some tinfoil too.

i can make a hat out of that.

but what do tinfoil hat ppl wear w that?
 
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Bravo said:
i have some tinfoil too.

i can make a hat out of that.

but what do tinfoil hat ppl wear w that?

Normal clothes.

tinfoil.jpg


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my hair is beautiful.

thank you
 

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Bravo said:
that's absolutely brilliant dclary.

too bad i dont want to smell like alcohol.

and dont have a beard.

*sigh*

You have no commitment to your art or your calling. Go put on a plastic mask from wal-mart, cretin. You are nothing to me.
 

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billy, youre right.

you do kinda look like rob lowe.

after he's been thru a concentration camp and electrocuted.
 
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