Obsessive Rep Point Checkers Club

LICITY YOU MADE IT!!! WAHOOOOO!!!!

lostgirl said:

LICITY YOU MADE IT!!! WAHOOOOO!!!!

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What? Where? What did she make?

*quickly checks 'Nip supply. All's well. Whew*

So, what's going on, exactly? If, you know, you can tell me without the room spinning and all.

I made Shiny shiny status. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

rep to anyone who can tell me WTF is a 'nip supply. I'm so not with it.

Ah, you just like showing off your nips.

I'm still a scorpion really, the avatar thing has been airbrushed.

licity-lieu said:

I made Shiny shiny status. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

rep to anyone who can tell me WTF is a 'nip supply. I'm so not with it.

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Ooooh, have some 'Nip, on the house!

Joe270 said:

Ah, you just like showing off your nips.

I'm still a scorpion really, the avatar thing has been airbrushed.

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True, but I only do that for Jed.

And RT.

And the Ghost (waves to the Ghost, who is never on this thread, but who still remains in my heart).

And you.

At last count...

licity-lieu said:

I made Shiny shiny status. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

rep to anyone who can tell me WTF is a 'nip supply. I'm so not with it.

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Heh. I love bringing the young ones into the fold.

Come with me, child, and I shall show you The Way.

Joe270 said:

Ah, you just like showing off your nips.

I'm still a scorpion really, the avatar thing has been airbrushed.

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A scorpion never changes it's spots. I should know

O.k...You may all like to know that my hot date went really well last night right up until the time when .......

Anyone want to take a guess?

JeanneTGC said:

Heh. I love bringing the young ones into the fold.

Come with me, child, and I shall show you The Way.

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Teach me grasshopper

licity-lieu said:

Teach me grasshopper

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No, sorry. YOU'RE Grasshopper. I'm Master TGC. Get it right, or there will be no The Way for YOU.

O.k...You may all like to know that my hot date went really well last night right up until the time when .......

Anyone want to take a guess?

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He showed you his stinger.

licity-lieu said:

A scorpion never changes it's spots. I should know

O.k...You may all like to know that my hot date went really well last night right up until the time when .......

Anyone want to take a guess?

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He arrived?

You got into his car?

You got onto his moped?

He told you how much he loves and adores his mother?

He took you to McDonald's?

He made you pay for dinner?

He took you to a movie you, personally, didn't want to see, after you told him you didn't want to see it?

He threw up in your car/foyer/bathroom/bedroom?

He shared that his wife will be home next week?

He fell asleep before the "deed"?

He fell asleep DURING the "deed"?

He forgot your name during the "deed"?

You screamed out, "Brad Pitt, DO IT TO ME BABY!" somewhere before, during or after the "deed"?

Other (please specify)

Having wholely prepared myself, well oiled and smelling of milk soap, I finally stepped from my perfumed bath. As I placed my feet on the cold tiles I saw a shadow by the door. My heart raced, I swooned. Could it be him? The dappled light afforded me but just a glimpse of naked manly flesh and I quivered with breathless anticipation. Then......

licity-lieu said:

Having wholely prepared myself, well oiled and smelling of milk soap, I finally stepped from my perfumed bath. As I placed my feet on the cold tiles I saw a shadow by the door. My heart raced, I swooned. Could it be him? The dappled light afforded me but just a glimpse of naked manly flesh and I quivered with breathless anticipation. Then......

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He opened the door, pants dragging down under his ample gut due to the tool belt, crack and Hanes His Big Way undies showing, to say, "Lady, we got a big leak in the building. Some idiot's been running a bath for hours and the whole first floor is flooded. Everyone's being evacuated, pronto. No, no time to dress, just tie your robe up -- hey, look, Morey, she's wearing a Hello Kitty robe! My little girl has one just like it! Of course, she's ten, but anyways, you need to leave, lady, like now."

JeanneTGC said:

He opened the door, pants dragging down under his ample gut due to the tool belt, crack and Hanes His Big Way undies showing, to say, "Lady, we got a big leak in the building. Some idiot's been running a bath for hours and the whole first floor is flooded. Everyone's being evacuated, pronto. No, no time to dress, just tie your robe up -- hey, look, Morey, she's wearing a Hello Kitty robe! My little girl has one just like it! Of course, she's ten, but anyways, you need to leave, lady, like now."

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So I threw my robe down in disgust; violated by this uncouth vision before me. "I'll teach you to barge in on my fantasy", I cried. With that I reached for my silky red ganny pants and peeled them slowly up my long tanned legs before snapping them in place about my ample rump. His tool bag dropped with a loud thud sending the birds all a flutter. Grabbing his.....

I gotta go finish fixin' dinner. No appetite, so it's a simple bacon, eggs, and grits. Ye-haw.

Joe270 said:

I gotta go finish fixin' dinner. No appetite, so it's a simple bacon, eggs, and grits. Ye-haw.

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hee hee hee, the cyber equivalent of the interrupting needle scratching on a record.

Who wants to boost me out of profuse coolness? One. Rep.

It was nice but I'm cool with leaving.

Oh man Jeanne, I am SO in.

licity-lieu said:

So I threw my robe down in disgust; violated by this uncouth vision before me. "I'll teach you to barge in on my fantasy", I cried. With that I reached for my silky red ganny pants and peeled them slowly up my long tanned legs before snapping them in place about my ample rump. His tool bag dropped with a loud thud sending the birds all a flutter. Grabbing his.....

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...cell phone I called Chippendale's. "HELP ME!" I screamed. But they explained that, despite the advertising, Chippendale's never delivers.

Joe270 said:

I gotta go finish fixin' dinner. No appetite, so it's a simple bacon, eggs, and grits. Ye-haw.

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Ewwww...Little Joe eats grits.

They aren't the instant grits, are they?

(BTW, maybe Casi's actually asleep! We can all hope...everyone, send good "sleep like those other horrible Larks do" thoughts to her...she needs to appear to pass for a Lark for a while.)

What's Chippendale's?

Jeanne, you live in AZ, right? Ever buy jewelry from an old Indian woman sitting on a blanket?

Danger Jane said:

What's Chippendale's?

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All singing all dancing naked men with ridiculously high voices. he he

interesting.

Old Indian women sitting on a blanket???

Danger Jane said:

What's Chippendale's?

Jeanne, you live in AZ, right? Ever buy jewelry from an old Indian woman sitting on a blanket?

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That's no woman, that's my mother.

Oh. Wait.

Different forum.

No, in Phoenix we buy our Indian jewelry from really expensive stores in Old Scottsdale.

And, Indians aren't stupid. It's like 110 in the shade here right now. And they won't be sitting in the direct sunlight, either. You won't find a real Native American camped out on a blanket selling anything other than water, umbrellas, squirt bottles, tanning lotion/SPF lotion, hats with wide brims, and personal fans until around November. (And before you laugh, remember that in 110 degrees PLUS, there is NOTHING more important than water, a hat, SPF, and a personal fan.) Then they'll make even MORE money off stupid tourists in the wintertime.

Why? You lookin' to score some turquoise?