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JennaGlatzer
10-25-2006, 12:30 AM
OK, I have to do a radio interview in an hour and a half, and I'm nodding off at the keyboard.

You're in charge of snapping me back to alertness.

Go.

Eveningsdawn
10-25-2006, 12:32 AM
I could send you some of my housemate's appalingly loud and terrible music...

SpookyWriter
10-25-2006, 12:35 AM
I could send you a picture of DClary after he steps out of the shower. :flag:

SpookyWriter
10-25-2006, 12:37 AM
What do we win?

night
10-25-2006, 12:38 AM
Eveyone know's you get a huge bucket of water and pour all the the vic-ahem indivdual who is fast asleep.

SpookyWriter
10-25-2006, 12:38 AM
Just what the heck is DClary doing in your shower! EW!What makes you think it wasn't his shower? :D

Rolling Thunder
10-25-2006, 12:40 AM
How about a case of ping pong balls? Aadams73 seems to think they're quite entertaining. Maybe they'll keep you awake, too?

Hmmm....maybe I should hold off on those until you have a TV interview and it's going badly......

SpookyWriter
10-25-2006, 12:45 AM
Well...you did say it with that look on your face one has when they are watching somebody step out of their shower. You're so wanton!I've been hiding under his bed ever since I escaped from PeeDee's basement. Just don't tell him, okay? ;)

stormie
10-25-2006, 12:46 AM
Here you go. http://bestsmileys.com/fireworks/7.gif

MidnightMuse
10-25-2006, 12:46 AM
My heavens, she wants to wake up, not have the living daylights scared out of her with a mental image of dclary coming out of the shower !

I need brain soap.

SpookyWriter
10-25-2006, 12:49 AM
We need a scape goat in case she falls asleep and misses her interview. We'll just blame it on the mutt. Haggis is probably to drunk to remember anything tomorrow anyway. :D

Melina
10-25-2006, 12:58 AM
Shhhhhhh! I'm going to sneak up and tickle her feet!

mdin
10-25-2006, 12:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In_6oznCZw8&eurl=

Rolling Thunder
10-25-2006, 01:03 AM
Why don't we just fill her PM box up?

Godfather
10-25-2006, 01:08 AM
cold shower girlie. no choice.

dclary
10-25-2006, 01:22 AM
I am SO not hiring that wedding photojournalist again. That guy put my candid pictures EVERYWHERE.

Unique
10-25-2006, 01:34 AM
Take This (http://tinyurl.com/yn6mrh). Close your eyes.


Jab it in your leg. Awake now?

JennaGlatzer
10-25-2006, 01:43 AM
FREAKS! YOU'RE ALL FREAKS!

I'm up. 18 minutes left. I should probably read my book. Otherwise I have no idea what it says.

Del
10-25-2006, 01:45 AM
Ok. It's past wake up time. Good luck on the show.

Carrie in PA
10-25-2006, 01:46 AM
My heavens, she wants to wake up, not have the living daylights scared out of her with a mental image of dclary coming out of the shower !

I need brain soap.

No, that goes waaaaaaaaaay beyond brain soap. That calls for brain bleach.

alleycat
10-25-2006, 01:49 AM
Just visualize me and the yak in the hot tub . . .

That should be an eye opener.

Carrie in PA
10-25-2006, 01:50 AM
Just visualize me and the yak in the hot tub . . .


Is there a duck involved?? :D

alleycat
10-25-2006, 01:54 AM
Is there a duck involved?? :D
Not after the cookout last Saturday.

SC Harrison
10-25-2006, 01:55 AM
Okay, you've got like seven minutes, Jenna. Say the phrase, "Unique New York" ten times real fast. If you can do it at least five times before your tongue trips up, you're ready. If not...

alleycat
10-25-2006, 01:57 AM
Visualize the radio interviewer without any pants on.

It's not Rush Limbaugh is it?

Carole
10-25-2006, 01:59 AM
Help me! Why is this song in my head?

You put the boom-boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high
When your loving starts
A jitterbug into my brain
It goes a bang-bang
Till my feet do the same

But something's bugging me
Something ain't right
My best friend told me what you did last night
You left me sleeping in my bed
I was dreaming but I should have been with you instead

Chorus:
Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't wanna miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cos I'm not planning on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight

You put the grey skies out of my way
You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day
Turned a bright spark into a flame
My beats per minute never been the same

'Cos you're my lady
I'm your fool
It makes me crazy when you act so cruel
Come on baby lets not fight
We'll go dancing
Everything will be alright

Chorus:

Cuddle up baby, move in tight
We'll go dancing tomorrow night
It's cold out there but it's warm in bed
They can dance
We'll stay at home instead
O.M.G. Now that song is stuck in my head.

aadams73
10-25-2006, 02:01 AM
O.M.G. Now that song is stuck in my head.

*sigh* Mine too. I demand restitution, even though my thirteen-year-old self loved Wham.

dclary
10-25-2006, 02:02 AM
FREAKS! YOU'RE ALL FREAKS!

I'm up. 18 minutes left. I should probably read my book. Otherwise I have no idea what it says.

HOWARD
Hi, this is Howard Stern, and we're talking to Jenna Jameson... er... what? We're not talking to Jenna Jameson? F*ck! Who are we talking to? Jenna Glatzner? Is she hot? She is? Ok. We're talking to Jenna Glatzner who wrote a book called... What's your book called again?"

JENNA
Um..

HOWARD
Ok, we'll try an easier one to get you started. What's your book about?

JENNA
Don't you know?

HOWARD
Well, ah...

JENNA
You didn't read my book?

HOWARD
No, I...

JENNA
How DARE you! How could you INTERVIEW me about my BOOK if you HAVEN'T READ IT?!

HOWARD
Hey! I uh...

JENNA
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!

/click

HOWARD
Well, at least she was hot. Allegedly.

alleycat
10-25-2006, 02:06 AM
Wonder if it's a call-in show?

We'd all be glad to call-in and ask questions!

(That should scare her awake.)

writerterri
10-25-2006, 03:22 AM
Go get'em, Jenna!

and read that book...wait...you wrote it!

writerterri
10-25-2006, 03:32 AM
:ROFL:

Soccer Mom
10-25-2006, 03:56 AM
Looks like this thread has been officially hi-jacked. Good work, guys. Time to move along now. There's some threads that seem to be staying on topic. You know what to do. ;) Let's go get'em.

JennaGlatzer
10-25-2006, 05:00 AM
Hi! It went pretty well. It was an interview about the Celine book. I reviewed the first few pages before I got on the air, just to remember the basic trivia that they often ask about-- what city was she born in, how many brothers and sisters did she have, etc.

I didn't correct the interviewer when he got her birth year wrong, even though he made her 7 years older than she is... of course, I also didn't correct dclary when he wrote "Glatzner." (Wait, I suppose I just did.) Why do people put an "n" in there? Lots of people do it. Interesting.

The interviewer said he'll put the show on his website by tomorrow, so I'll probably give you a link, assuming I don't hate it too much when I listen to it. Sometimes I'm "on," and sometimes I ramble. Hard to know which one you're doing at the time. This one might have been a bit rambly.

Kasey Mackenzie
10-25-2006, 05:32 AM
I didn't correct the interviewer when he got her birth year wrong, even though he made her 7 years older than she is... of course, I also didn't correct dclary when he wrote "Glatzner." (Wait, I suppose I just did.) Why do people put an "n" in there? Lots of people do it. Interesting.

Hmm. I was giving him the benefit of the doubt and assumed he was parodying Howard Stern and it was HE who put the "n" in there...Maybe I gave him too much credit? ;)

Rolling Thunder
10-25-2006, 05:46 AM
Heh heh heh....Spooky took his post down and ran like hell. Did you flash the brass knuckles at him, Jenna?

Soccer Mom
10-25-2006, 07:25 AM
Her eyebrows went all wrathy on him.

Opty
10-25-2006, 07:56 AM
Help me! Why is this song in my head?

You put the boom-boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high
When your loving starts
A jitterbug into my brain
It goes a bang-bang
Till my feet do the same

But something's bugging me
Something ain't right
My best friend told me what you did last night
You left me sleeping in my bed
I was dreaming but I should have been with you instead

Chorus:
Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't wanna miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cos I'm not planning on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight

You put the grey skies out of my way
You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day
Turned a bright spark into a flame
My beats per minute never been the same

'Cos you're my lady
I'm your fool
It makes me crazy when you act so cruel
Come on baby lets not fight
We'll go dancing
Everything will be alright

Chorus:

Cuddle up baby, move in tight
We'll go dancing tomorrow night
It's cold out there but it's warm in bed
They can dance
We'll stay at home instead

I was thinking the same thing!

http://pictureposter.allbrand.nu/pictures/phillie/george+pix/1984_05_gm_wham_wake_me_up_001.jpg

Ol' Fashioned Girl
10-25-2006, 03:45 PM
[quote=JennaGlatzer]FREAKS! YOU'RE ALL FREAKS!quote]

And this surprises you... how?

Freckles
10-25-2006, 07:45 PM
Don't worry, Jenna. If you ramble, we won't correct you. ;)

wyntermoon
10-25-2006, 08:01 PM
I never correct rambling pregnant women. They turn on you and demand baby gifts you can't afford. Well, at least I did each time I was pregnant...

Filine
10-26-2006, 02:33 PM
Hi! It went pretty well. It was an interview about the Celine book. I reviewed the first few pages before I got on the air, just to remember the basic trivia that they often ask about-- what city was she born in, how many brothers and sisters did she have, etc.

The interviewer said he'll put the show on his website by tomorrow, so I'll probably give you a link, assuming I don't hate it too much when I listen to it.

I would love to listen ;) :D :e2flowers

CBeasy
10-26-2006, 07:10 PM
Actually, I would like to hear it too. No link?