I'm banning myself

Opty

Banned
Joined
Jul 8, 2006
Messages
4,448
Reaction score
918
Location
Canada
Over the past few months, I've been fighting this internal struggle. It seems that every night, I stay up, I type words, I surf the net, I post on AW, and I lie to myself.

I lie to myself by telling myself that I'm someone I'm not.

I tell myself that I'm a certain type of person, and I then present myself to everyone around me as that person, and then I wage this inner war with my conscience, because I know that I'm really NOT what I present myself as.

And, I can't take it anymore.


So, I'm banning myself...


























...from going to bed until I've baked some more chocolate chip cookies.

I can't help it. I fancy myself a healthy person. I work out. I usually eat right. People who know me know how health consicious I am.

"Eating right" and being "health conscious" would probably preclude me from baking cookies several nights a week.

But...I can't help it. They're so warm, and gooey, and delicious. A few months ago, I got into the habit of baking Nestle Toll House Break and Bake "Chocolate Chip Lover's" cookies.

I even shove extra chocolate chips in them.

So, I admit it. I'm a cookie lover.

And, with that, I'm going downstairs now, to bake some more.


JUST TRY AND STOP ME!
 

JaneyJay

Registered
Joined
Oct 14, 2006
Messages
28
Reaction score
1
Location
The Champagne Room
My goodness. I have this horrible flashback image of the American Pie Apple Pie scene in my head after reading this post. You don't bake in the nude do you?
 

Opty

Banned
Joined
Jul 8, 2006
Messages
4,448
Reaction score
918
Location
Canada
No, but I'm not going to tell you how I shove the extra chocolate chips into the dough before I bake them, either.
 

JaneyJay

Registered
Joined
Oct 14, 2006
Messages
28
Reaction score
1
Location
The Champagne Room
DrSpork said:
No, but I'm not going to tell you how I shove the extra chocolate chips into the dough before I bake them, either.

Which is probably what brought on the vision in the first place. But by all means, I would never stand in the way of a man and his chocolate. Carry on ;)
 

JennaGlatzer

wishes you happiness
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Feb 9, 2005
Messages
9,703
Reaction score
3,460
Website
www.jennaglatzer.com
You bake?

I'll be over in 10 minutes.

(I hope you live within 10 minutes of me. I'm not a very good driver. Plus I get carsick.)

Homemade cookies are the best. That and Boston Market brownies. Maybe they tie for the best.
 

Opty

Banned
Joined
Jul 8, 2006
Messages
4,448
Reaction score
918
Location
Canada
I actually have a really good recipe for homemade German Chocolate Brownies. They have these big swirls of caramel in them.

But, tonight, I'm being lazy and using the ol' pre-packaged cookie dough.
 

FatTire

Who?
Super Member
Registered
Joined
May 2, 2006
Messages
401
Reaction score
101
Location
Absent
He can TRANSFORM into a cookie if you ask him real nice like.
 

Bravo

Socialitest
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Mar 31, 2006
Messages
5,336
Reaction score
1,446
jokes are rarely as funny the second time around.

nosmile.gif
 

Opty

Banned
Joined
Jul 8, 2006
Messages
4,448
Reaction score
918
Location
Canada
I suppose that can apply to the recent failed attempt of me and my ex getting back together.
 

Bravo

Socialitest
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Mar 31, 2006
Messages
5,336
Reaction score
1,446
i still love you.
 

Bravo

Socialitest
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Mar 31, 2006
Messages
5,336
Reaction score
1,446
and im sorry i cheated on you.
 

Bravo

Socialitest
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Mar 31, 2006
Messages
5,336
Reaction score
1,446
all this guilt is making it hard for us to communicate.

i dont think we'd work as friends.
 

Bravo

Socialitest
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Mar 31, 2006
Messages
5,336
Reaction score
1,446
i dont want to burn bridges, spork.

i know youre not talking to me right now, but just know this: if you ever need anything, anything at all, id still post a message for you.
 

Opty

Banned
Joined
Jul 8, 2006
Messages
4,448
Reaction score
918
Location
Canada
I don't know whether to feel honored or creeped out.











I'm goin' with "creeped out."

:tongue:
 

dclary

Unabashed Mercenary
Poetry Book Collaborator
Requiescat In Pace
Registered
Joined
Oct 17, 2005
Messages
13,050
Reaction score
3,524
Age
55
Website
www.trumpstump2016.com
The man-love between qravo and sporky makes my loins tremble.
 

aadams73

A Work in Progress
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Feb 12, 2005
Messages
9,901
Reaction score
6,428
Location
Oregon
Didn't you have a flouncy-man-period fit about a month ago, Spork? Did you have to start another thread announcing your manstruation and your need for cookies?

Also, where are our cookies?:tongue
 

FatTire

Who?
Super Member
Registered
Joined
May 2, 2006
Messages
401
Reaction score
101
Location
Absent
Bravo said:
jokes are rarely as funny the second time around.

nosmile.gif

Just because I don't find suicide bombings funny, doesn't mean that we can't be friends. :tongue

Ok, I see your point. I've got to find a more original comeback. Give me a few hours. It's Monday and I haven't had my tea yet. :Hug2:
 

dclary

Unabashed Mercenary
Poetry Book Collaborator
Requiescat In Pace
Registered
Joined
Oct 17, 2005
Messages
13,050
Reaction score
3,524
Age
55
Website
www.trumpstump2016.com
MANSTRUATION!?!?!?

ROFL!

Lol, sporky, she SPANKED you!

PS. You know where to send my cookies.
 

Soccer Mom

Crypto-fascist
Kind Benefactor
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Jul 5, 2006
Messages
18,604
Reaction score
8,039
Location
Under your couch
Back to back days of nake Dclary jokes and man love involving Spork.

*shudders*

Y'all are helping me fix my AW addiction.

Blech!

ETA: Dclary and Loins should never, EVER be in the same post.
 

dclary

Unabashed Mercenary
Poetry Book Collaborator
Requiescat In Pace
Registered
Joined
Oct 17, 2005
Messages
13,050
Reaction score
3,524
Age
55
Website
www.trumpstump2016.com
Soccer Mom said:
Back to back days of nake Dclary jokes and man love involving Spork.

*shudders*

Y'all are helping me fix my AW addiction.

Blech!

ETA: Dclary and Loins should never, EVER be in the same post.

Unless they're pork loins.

mmmmmmm.