Just for a bit of stretching the ol funny bones, I wanted to share a humor exercise that I like doing. I write these little top ten lists from time to time (at work, when I'm supposed to be doing far-less-interesting things).
But I'm more interested in your additions. Add to the list! If this gets decent responses I'll change up the top ten topic (I have several others).
Top Ten Rejected Product Slogans
Rice Krispies: Snap, Crackle, Pop, and Meow
Folger’s: Now with one percent less bug parts allowed.
Ozarka: Fresh from the Ozark Mountains. No, not where Deliverance was filmed.
Nike: The swish makes you cooler than the poor kids.
McDonald’s: We don’t even need to advertise anymore. Apparently we can say random crap and you’ll still eat here. So neener-neener, hey nonny hey, oogy-boogy.
Budweiser: Daddy drinks because you cry.
Ford: Built strong to last until right after you have it paid off.
Pepsi: Holding strong as America’s second favorite cola!
Red Bull: Gives you warts.
SPCA Humane Society: Get here quick before we murder all the good ones
But I'm more interested in your additions. Add to the list! If this gets decent responses I'll change up the top ten topic (I have several others).
Top Ten Rejected Product Slogans
Rice Krispies: Snap, Crackle, Pop, and Meow
Folger’s: Now with one percent less bug parts allowed.
Ozarka: Fresh from the Ozark Mountains. No, not where Deliverance was filmed.
Nike: The swish makes you cooler than the poor kids.
McDonald’s: We don’t even need to advertise anymore. Apparently we can say random crap and you’ll still eat here. So neener-neener, hey nonny hey, oogy-boogy.
Budweiser: Daddy drinks because you cry.
Ford: Built strong to last until right after you have it paid off.
Pepsi: Holding strong as America’s second favorite cola!
Red Bull: Gives you warts.
SPCA Humane Society: Get here quick before we murder all the good ones
