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TwentyFour
10-15-2006, 08:15 AM
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maestrowork
10-15-2006, 08:30 AM
Thanks a lot, for revealing my secret! * huff *

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 08:34 AM
HOW exactly is this better than Russian Mail-Order brides? I mean, with Imaginary girlfriends, I still have to do my own dishes.




:D

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 08:35 AM
Mail Order Russian women scam ya, these let you know up front you aint getting them in bed.

That's fine, how many dishes can you possibly wash in bed?

TrainofThought
10-15-2006, 08:41 AM
This is so pathetic. I wonder how much the girls make to be an ‘Imaginary Girlfriend’ (JK).

This reminds me of an article in the NYT regarding dating websites and they mentioned a website, www.Dontdatehimgirl.com (http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/), where women bash guys they dated.

Eveningsdawn
10-15-2006, 09:50 AM
I have to admit, I'd love to see the looks on people's faces when these girls say "I'm an imaginary girlfriend" when asked what they do for a job...

*snorts*


There are times when I cannot understand my gender.


Or species, for that matter.

whistlelock
10-15-2006, 10:50 AM
OMG, that is absolutly BRILLIANT!

Personalized letters, emails, AND phone messages.

Now your 'girlfriend' really can be from Niagra Falls, and you met when your parents took you there on vacation.

freaking brilliant.

dpaterso
10-15-2006, 05:12 PM
Great news! They told me my pic and details will be online within 24 hours, select "Derica" if you're looking for a really sweet person who loves cats and believes the planets guide all aspects of our lives.

-Derek
My Web Page - naked women, bestial sex, and whopping big lies. (http://hometown.aol.co.uk/DPaterson57)
You made me have a bowel movement in my britches. I ain't never gonna forgive you for that.

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 05:48 PM
Great news! They told me my pic and details will be online within 24 hours, select "Derica" if you're looking for a really sweet person who loves cats and believes the planets guide all aspects of our lives.

-Derek
My Web Page - naked women, bestial sex, and whopping big lies. (http://hometown.aol.co.uk/DPaterson57)
You made me have a bowel movement in my britches. I ain't never gonna forgive you for that.

Er. So long as it's not that green picture you also use as your avatar, and so long as it doesn't involve bestial sex and whopping big lies.

.....you know, I think that Conan O'Brian mentioned this web-site (or at least, this idea and service) a whole bunch of years ago. I distinctly remember it now, 'cause I went around joking about it for a week or so afterward.

TeddyG
10-15-2006, 05:52 PM
Nuts or not...
I wish I owned that Web Site...cause I am willing to bet they are making money!

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 05:57 PM
Agreed. They've gotta be making a killing.

I mean, go to the girlfriend's page and look at the ones that are unable and the ones that are Soon-to-be-available. That's alot of girls. That's a lot of money.

clockwork
10-15-2006, 06:04 PM
All I need now is an imaginary dream job, imaginary kids and imaginary summer house in Key West. Maybe then the 'rents will finally stop worrying.

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 06:13 PM
All I need now is an imaginary dream job, imaginary kids and imaginary summer house in Key West. Maybe then the 'rents will finally stop worrying.

They should set something up so that for $5,000 dollars, they'll add you as an editor to the inside page of The New Yorker, and then give you a tagline that points out that you live in a beautiful mansion estate on your island in the Bahamas with your lovely wife and two beautiful children, Nathanel and Superfly.

clockwork
10-15-2006, 06:19 PM
$5000? How ironic. I can't even afford an imaginary dream life. :cry:

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 06:20 PM
$5000? How ironic. I can't even afford an imaginary dream life.

That's where their sister site, the Banking & Loan company comes into play... :)

clockwork
10-15-2006, 06:22 PM
That's where their sister site, the Banking & Loan company comes into play... :)

That's also where I start to lose any semblence of reality and slip into a total fantasy world. Yes... I'm going to the happy place - where life is good.

(Almost done with your book Pete. Give me a week to get work stuff out the way and I'll hit you with an email)

maestrowork
10-15-2006, 06:25 PM
What about my imaginary sex life? How is that imaginary $5000 going to help? I'm not that cheap.

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 06:28 PM
What about my imaginary sex life? How is that imaginary $5000 going to help? I'm not that cheap.

Fortunately, you have your REAL sex life to fall back on, which only costs about five dollars.

:D

(Very glad to hear it, Clockwork! I look forward to the e-mail. That said, if you think it's utter tripe, you can just say so here and I'll go get on with hanging myself.)

clockwork
10-15-2006, 06:30 PM
(Very glad to hear it, Clockwork! I look forward to the e-mail. That said, if you think it's utter tripe, you can just say so here and I'll go get on with hanging myself.)

Was going to make jokes but have decided to control myself for now. :)

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 06:31 PM
Yes, because we all know that I have no sense of humor and do not take jokes well.

C'maawn.

I'm not hanging myself. I have too much writing to do. :D

clockwork
10-15-2006, 06:40 PM
Yes, because we all know that I have no sense of humor and do not take jokes well.

C'maawn.

I'm not hanging myself. I have too much writing to do. :D
Would you stop bothering me? I'm trying to read!

Go finish the Bufty puzzle! :tongue

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 06:44 PM
Would you stop bothering me? I'm trying to read!

Go finish the Bufty puzzle! :tongue

Finish? I haven't even started. I'm just waiting for someone to break down and tell me what the hell that's all about.

clockwork
10-15-2006, 06:51 PM
Do you want me to send the solution to you? :rolleyes:

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 06:52 PM
Yes.

If you want.

Otherwise, I'll just get back to writing and forget about all things in thirty seconds or so.

clockwork
10-15-2006, 07:00 PM
Done. Don't tell the Buffer.

maestrowork
10-15-2006, 07:04 PM
that's the most shameless thread-hijacking I've ever witnessed.

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 07:07 PM
Oh damn. I'm so ashamed to be part of the only thread on AW ever to be hijacked.


Frankie says relax.

clockwork
10-15-2006, 07:12 PM
that's the most shameless thread-hijacking I've ever witnessed.

More shamless than, say, hiring an imaginary girlfriend?

maestrowork
10-15-2006, 07:12 PM
Done. Don't tell the Buffer.

I just sent her a PM. You guys are busted!

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 07:15 PM
More shamless than, say, hiring an imaginary girlfriend?

ZING!

maestrowork
10-15-2006, 07:16 PM
Heh, she gives great imaginary...

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 07:17 PM
Heh, she gives great imaginary...

.....scrabble competition?

maestrowork
10-15-2006, 07:18 PM
Now that's disgusting.

clockwork
10-15-2006, 07:18 PM
I just sent her a PM. You guys are busted!

Kiss-a$$!
Geek!
(and, of course)
Squealer!

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 07:20 PM
Now that's disgusting.

After the second time, it gets that way, yeah.

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 07:21 PM
Kiss-a$$!
Geek!
(and, of course)
Squealer!
Yeah, we're not including Ray in any of the cool activities that the cool people were planning.

maestrowork
10-15-2006, 07:23 PM
Squealer!

What do you expect? I am a pig.

maestrowork
10-15-2006, 07:23 PM
Yeah, we're not including Ray in any of the cool activities that the cool people were planning.

You two are barred from the House of Love, where all the HOT people go.

:tongue

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 07:24 PM
What do you expect? I am a pig.

That's true.

Hm.

Bacon.

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 07:24 PM
You two are barred from the House of Love, where all the HOT people go.

:tongue


Oi! What do you call this? Hijacking a thread? I think so.

maestrowork
10-15-2006, 07:26 PM
It's not. The HOL is where all the HOT imaginary girlfriends and boyfriends hang out.

There.

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 07:27 PM
Like I need that. If I want totally smokin' babes, I can just step outside my front door. They're all lined up, waiting to sire me sons anyway. So there.

maestrowork
10-15-2006, 07:29 PM
The only Babe you're getting is my avatar.

TrainofThought
10-15-2006, 07:30 PM
Holy Crap, you guys are still going on. This is actually an imaginary thread that no one can see, except me.

*methinks I need to get some coffee*

clockwork
10-15-2006, 07:30 PM
I was the one dishing out the massages in Hol the other night. The girls were loving it - starlight, music, wine, the works.

I too have smokin' babes in real life. In fact, I'm just... great.

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 07:32 PM
Ray, the only thing I have with your avatar is a side of eggs and toast.

Bring it.

TrainofThought
10-15-2006, 07:32 PM
It’s amazing how boys’ imaginations run wild.

maestrowork
10-15-2006, 07:34 PM
Imagination is helpful on those lonely nights... to which PeeDee and Clock_Work9 are so accustomed!

clockwork
10-15-2006, 07:34 PM
Kill the pig! Cut his throat! Spill his blood! Do him in!

scarletpeaches
10-15-2006, 07:35 PM
That av's making me hungry for a bacon roll.

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 07:36 PM
Imagination is helpful on those lonely nights... to which PeeDee and Clock_Work9 are so accustomed!

That is true. Since I cannot accomodate all the hot babes who want a piece of the Pete in real life, I find that I have to spend whole nights at a time without smokin' female company. So I can rest up for the next day of smoking-hot-babe-work.

It's okay, Ray. Sometime you'll come by and the women won't run away in terror, and then you can really try....speaking to them!

maestrowork
10-15-2006, 07:36 PM
Savages! What has that little piggy done to you?

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 07:38 PM
Actually, I'm mostly vegetarian. If anything, my wife and I would probably wind up keeping him as another pet.

TrainofThought
10-15-2006, 07:38 PM
I wouldn’t mind eating a little bacon sitting on my avatar’s lap.

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 07:38 PM
I wouldn’t mind eating a little bacon sitting on my avatar’s lap.

Urk. Ooch.

maestrowork
10-15-2006, 07:38 PM
Now we're back on topic, thanks Train!

maestrowork
10-15-2006, 07:39 PM
Urk. Ooch.

right. i really don't want to think about matt's bacon...

clockwork
10-15-2006, 07:39 PM
Wow. That escalated really quickly.

TrainofThought
10-15-2006, 07:40 PM
LOL…I can’t seem to stop thinking about this now. I need a cold shower.

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 07:41 PM
Things do tend to rise up pretty fast around here, yes.

Mentioning MATT'S BACON doesn't get a banning from the HOL?

maestrowork
10-15-2006, 07:42 PM
HOL is all about eating someone's bacon. Or sausage, if you do prefer.

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 07:43 PM
This explains why I haven't been in there in about 1,000 pages. Spooky dubbed me "Manly Bacon," so it wouldn't be safe for me in there.

TrainofThought
10-15-2006, 07:43 PM
What do you mean by ‘rise up’?

And no MATT’S BACON is an encouraging topic. It gets the blood flowing.

TrainofThought
10-15-2006, 07:45 PM
Okay I really have to go now. Take care all.

clockwork
10-15-2006, 07:47 PM
Hol is really just the chat room for that imaginary girlfriend site. Except it's way filthier.

SpookyWriter
10-15-2006, 08:06 PM
This explains why I haven't been in there in about 1,000 pages. Spooky dubbed me "Manly Bacon," so it wouldn't be safe for me in there.:roll:

TeddyG
10-15-2006, 08:07 PM
Jo
you aint hot if you dont hang in HOL....
there is just no way...

And Ray is partially right..
HOL is just about eating....you have to decide what you want from the platter though....
We even have an official cook :D

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 08:10 PM
I'm like a self-contained HOL, okay? It's no wonder women have such difficulty around me.

TeddyG
10-15-2006, 08:11 PM
I'm like a self-contained HOL, okay? It's no wonder women have such difficulty around me.

everyone is allowed their own fantasy once in a while :D

SpookyWriter
10-15-2006, 08:13 PM
Just my luck to get an imaginary girlfriend and then have to pay child support for 18 years. :rant:

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 08:14 PM
everyone is allowed their own fantasy once in a while :D

You're right. I should try having one of those one of these days. :)

Bravo
10-15-2006, 09:34 PM
thanks for the sig, peedee.

lol.

PeeDee
10-15-2006, 09:38 PM
Bravo, you just became my most favoritest person that doesn't owe me five bucks. :D

arrowqueen
10-16-2006, 02:27 AM
They ALL did.

:D

Carrie in PA
10-16-2006, 02:40 AM
They ALL did.

:D

:roll: :roll:

clockwork
10-16-2006, 02:47 AM
I know a good thing when I see it.

Online or otherwise. :)

PeeDee
10-16-2006, 02:50 AM
They sent me free samples. Will report back.

Carrie in PA
10-16-2006, 02:51 AM
They sent me free samples. Will report back.



Yeah. Free. Like you didn't cough up the bucks for the deluxe package. Mmmm-hmmm.

PeeDee
10-16-2006, 02:52 AM
Like I NEED to cough up bucks for any kind of package. They just show up.

clockwork
10-16-2006, 02:53 AM
Pete had Clorox for dinner.

Carrie in PA
10-16-2006, 02:53 AM
Like I NEED to cough up bucks for any kind of package. They just show up.

:roll::roll: :roll: Whateeeeeeeeeeever you say. *snort*

PeeDee
10-16-2006, 02:56 AM
Pete had Clorox for dinner.

No. I had soylent green. Haven't you wondered where Haskins is?

clockwork
10-16-2006, 02:58 AM
Haskins will return one day. And when he does... he's going to eat your head.

PeeDee
10-16-2006, 02:59 AM
Not if he don't have five bucks he ain't, girlfriend!

clockwork
10-16-2006, 03:02 AM
AW. The filthiest forum on the web. :D

PeeDee
10-16-2006, 03:02 AM
Not intentionally, I don't think.

clockwork
10-16-2006, 03:06 AM
Yeah, I'm sure it's just a horrible mistake. ;)

Carrie in PA
10-16-2006, 03:14 AM
:Shrug: Filth? I see no filth here...

Ol' Fashioned Girl
10-16-2006, 05:06 AM
Okay, ladies, confess... how many tried to check out 'www.imaginaryboyfriend.com'? :)

PeeDee
10-16-2006, 05:08 AM
Okay, ladies, confess... how many tried to check out 'www.imaginaryboyfriend.com'? :)

I....did that thirty seconds after I saw the link for "imaginarygirlfriends.com" and if there had been anything there, I would have mentioned it gleefully.

THAT'S our business angle! We're writers, aren't we? WE can make a KILLING at this! You can have an exotic and extremely articulate boyfriend.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
10-16-2006, 05:11 AM
With the kind of love scenes I write, I imagine I could make a fair bit at love letters. :D

PeeDee
10-16-2006, 05:33 AM
With the kind of love scenes I write, I imagine I could make a fair bit at love letters. :D

She would tell people that her exotic boyfriend, "Dete Czynski" is actually on safari but he sends her exciting letters, and then I would give her the letters.

(just once, I would probably goof up and forget to replace "Riki Tiki Tavi" in one of the letters, and then I'd be screwed)