AW Decision '06

Are there any donuts?

Are you handing our free condoms?

Where is the "Is this the best we can do?" choice?

I noticed you conveniently left off the other candidates. It's almost like a real election now.

Don't matter who wins, I'm eventually taking over.



bloody coup

Hmmmm. Maybe I should run, just for the hell of it. That might be fun...

Hello? Where's dclary on the ballad? He's passing a everyone-must-read-chicklit-from-now-on law!

I voted for utensils. Just cause I like to be onery.

Who approved this message?

Despite what the numbers say, I have internal polling data that shows me ahead.

Maddy funny

maddythemad said:

Hello? Where's dclary on the ballad? He's passing a everyone-must-read-chicklit-from-now-on law!

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You funny!

Spork Is that really a picture of you?

What is this election for?

Or are you just stirring the pot and waiting for the fit to hit the shan?

No, that's a pic of Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi, one of my current favorite psychologists (he started the "Positive Psychology" movement).

I'm much younger and, in the words of Fat Bastard, "damn sexay."

uh huh

DrSpork said:

No, that's a pic of Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi, one of my current favorite psychologists (he started the "Positive Psychology" movement).

I'm much younger and, in the words of Fat Bastard, "damn sexay."

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Are you sure? You match your pic so well.

At my age, if I look like that picture, then life has not been kind to me.

How many cute, non-attached women are coming to the party?
Whoever has more gets my vote.

I didn't want to bring this up - and trust me, I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that I've been promised a position in the Fat Tire administration - but Spork has been sending me inappropriate, suggestive emails... I regret that this will surely lead to an ethics scandal that will result in Spork's defeat.




...Unless, of course, Dr. Spork also offers me a spot in his administration, in which case - in the words of Roseanne Roseannadana: "Never mind."

Beer Party, how could there be a contest?
Why, I just cracked a silver bullet. No doubt, I'm presently trying to ovecome my dejection form the Nextel race... nonetheless, I have to give my vote to beer.

FT's Poll: For AW Mod of Distirct 1

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FT - how do you spell "district"?

say what you will about spork and his forks and spoons, but at least his grammar is spot on.

and he did a damn good job critiquing some pages of mine.

i think he'll get my vote.

better luck next time FT.

FatTire said:

You just hate Jews.

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The pejoratives of a desperate candidate.

The attack ads have started.