Who got the most right?

Who got the most right?


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Shadow_Ferret

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Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
[SIZE=+1]Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shanty was particularly ill.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day![/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]"I drink, therefore I am."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.[/SIZE]
 

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I thought it was that geeky Morman guy. You are talking about Jeopardy winners, aren't you?
 

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robeiae said:
I'm sorry, but any more references to Descartes and you will be shaved from ear to tail, forced into a tennis ball can, and given to Perks as a birthday present.

Descartes Descartes Descartes Descartes Descartes Descartes Descartes

I'm sorry. Dangerous or not, Perks is a total hottie. I'll take me chances. ;)

Descartes
 

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If thou art pained by any external thing, it is not this that disturbs thee, but thy own judgment about it. And it is in thy power to wipe out this judgment now.

Marcus Aurelius
 

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SC Harrison said:
Descartes Descartes Descartes Descartes Descartes Descartes Descartes

I'm sorry. Dangerous or not, Perks is a total hottie. I'll take me chances. ;)

Descartes
That punishment was specifically designed for the water rat.

You will have to give Dclary a pedicure.
 

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Stew21 said:
you subscribe to the philosophical principle that it isn't easy being green?

As one who spends most of their life drunk in the back of a bar in San Francisco, splayed over his Underwood, I would say yes, I most certainly subscribe to that principle.
 

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Hobbes. But I mean the tiger, not the man.
 

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robeiae said:
That punishment was specifically designed for the water rat.

You will have to give Dclary a pedicure.

I and my 9 1/2 toes weep for you.
 

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Due to an incomplete act of evolution, I have 4 1/2 toes on each foot, for an aggregate sum of 9 toes.

The additional 1/2 was a mistake. I think I may have momentarily flashed to a memory of Kim Basinger friggin herself in 9 1/2 Weeks.



And by 4 1/2 toes (if that question is next) I mean to say that I have 4 toe beginnings and 5 toe endings. The second and third toes on each foot are siamese toes, so to speak. I've heard them called "webbed" which is close, but not quite exact.
 

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Because of our joint membership in G.R.O.S.(S). I'm required to repeat the following chant.


Tigers are cool! Tigers are great!
Tiny Terror's the bestest Tiger in the State!

Tigers are awesome! Tigers are the best of us!
Tiny Terror's the Tiger we celebrate at Festivus!
 

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dclary said:
And by 4 1/2 toes (if that question is next) I mean to say that I have 4 toe beginnings and 5 toe endings. The second and third toes on each foot are siamese toes, so to speak. I've heard them called "webbed" which is close, but not quite exact.

That's actually pretty cool. So...can you more easily pick up pencils off the floor, hold a lit cigarette between them, or other cool stuff?

I have all ten of the recommended toes, but (Steve looks down) they all look weird. Both my pinky toes are in pretty bad shape, thanks to countless impacts with door cases, corners, furniture legs, etc. The number two toes are both slightly longer than the big toe, as if they're trying to prove something. Without even touching them, I can make them arch up and cross over on top of the big...CRAMP! Er...I gotta go!
 

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Martin Heidegger


My favorite on the list is Nietzsche, but he was a bit off in a couple of ways.

Mill was perhaps the smartest man in the history of the world (really, there are studies on this). I mean. . . he just makes a lot of sense.
 
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