Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
[SIZE=+1]Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shanty was particularly ill.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day![/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]"I drink, therefore I am."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.[/SIZE]