too much like apples, oranges, and kiwi fruit...
Sounds like a fruit salad to me.
Reminds me that I use to detest Shakespeare... Until I ran into a professor who was talking at a restaurant...He told me to "Come out to my class production and I can show you why you hate him. And then I'll show you something you will love."
Even though I was not part of his class--I was not even going to college-- He put me in one of his stage plays. He said, "Shakespeare was never meant to be read, it was meant to be acted, and it doesn't matter how bad you act, you can have fun in a Shakespeare production."
He was right.
The reason I did not like Shakespeare was because all I had ever encountered was people who quoted him and dissected his words.
The best way to enjoy Shakespeare is to get on stage and have fun.