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Stew21
09-30-2006, 09:08 AM
Have a great birthday, Ray!

:)

September skies
09-30-2006, 09:15 AM
Happy Birthday, Ray! How cool to share the same birthday with you.

persiphone_hellecat
09-30-2006, 09:17 AM
Everybody loves you Ray
With your charm, wit and good looks
We hope you have a special day
And sell a lot of books.

Persi

SpookyWriter
09-30-2006, 09:30 AM
Hey Bro. I wish you so much happiness today and always. Best wishes from me always. You are a total package and I am so lucky to even have the chance to chat once in a while.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

:partyguy: :partyguy::partyguy::partyguy::partyguy::partyguy: :partyguy::partyguy::partyguy::partyguy::partyguy: :partyguy::partyguy::partyguy::partyguy::partyguy: :partyguy::partyguy::partyguy::partyguy::partyguy: :partyguy::partyguy::partyguy::partyguy::partyguy: :partyguy::partyguy::partyguy::partyguy::partyguy: :partyguy::partyguy::partyguy::partyguy::partyguy: :partyguy::partyguy::partyguy::partyguy::partyguy: :partyguy::partyguy:

louisgodwin
09-30-2006, 09:44 AM
Happy birthday, man. Can't wait for your next book. Cheers!

JennaGlatzer
09-30-2006, 10:31 AM
Happy birthday to one of the most loved AWers in the world. Hope you have a terrific day!

writerterri
09-30-2006, 11:06 AM
Everyone pitched in and got you a cat for your birthday.



















































http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_98.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYUS)Meow. Happy birthday, Ray!


http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb114&pp=ZSYYYYYYYYUS (http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb114_ZSYYYYYYYYUS&utm_id=7922)

Jo
09-30-2006, 12:08 PM
What a great way to end September.

Many happies, Ray. :partyguy: Have a good one!

alleycat
09-30-2006, 12:51 PM
Happy Birthday!

Enjoy the hot tub.

ac

Patricia
09-30-2006, 01:22 PM
Happy Birthday, Ray! And thanks for all your help.

aadams73
09-30-2006, 02:14 PM
Happy Birthday, Ray!

Godfather
09-30-2006, 02:15 PM
yes yes happy birthday.

i ordered the pacific between. happy happy birthday.

rhymegirl
09-30-2006, 02:55 PM
To the Birthday Boy:


So, today's your birthday,
Here's a horn for you to toot :partyguy:
And don't forget we want to see you
in your birthday suit.

So do something exciting
after all, today's your day,
Enjoy the compliments and wishes--
Happy Birthday, Ray!

:partyguy: :partyguy: :PartySmil

clockwork
09-30-2006, 04:47 PM
Have a great birthday, Ray!

Serenity
09-30-2006, 05:23 PM
:hooray: :hooray: :hooray: :partyguy: :partyguy: :partyguy: :banana: :banana: :banana: :Cake: :Cake: :Cake: :PartySmil :PartySmil :PartySmil :PartySmil

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

maestrowork
09-30-2006, 05:36 PM
Awww, guys...

Sorry for the late reply but I had trouble getting up. Not that, silly, but you know, I can't find my walking stick. Let's start the joke coming...

Ray is so old that....

kristie911
09-30-2006, 05:55 PM
You're not old, Ray, so stop it!

Happy Birthday! Have a wonderful day and make sure you eat lots and lots of cake!!

Here's a dozen to get you started...
:Cake: :Cake: :Cake: :Cake: :Cake: :Cake: :Cake: :Cake: :Cake: :Cake: :Cake: :Cake:

jst5150
09-30-2006, 05:55 PM
Ray is so old that....

... when Christ was a corporal, Ray was his general.

... he still has his original map of where he put the fossils.

... his idea for 'oil' didn;t go over so big initially with the dinosaurs.

... counting all of his rings would take a Cray computer.

... he still believes 'carbon dating' is the same as a good night out.

... he remembers 'the Pacific Between' as a large empty canyon -- until the ice age.

... Neandrathal Man thanked him for the history lesson.

Happy Birthday, Ray.

v/r, Jason

robeiae
09-30-2006, 06:13 PM
What are you, like 23, Ray?

Happy birthday!

TrainofThought
09-30-2006, 06:35 PM
Happy Birthday Ray! Enjoy and eat lots of cake.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/13/13_10_3.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYJNUS)

DeniseK
09-30-2006, 06:35 PM
Happy, happy birthday, sexy!:Hug2:

DamaNegra
09-30-2006, 06:47 PM
Happy happy b-day!!! Hope you have a great one :D And you're not old!! You're great!!

P.H.Delarran
09-30-2006, 06:50 PM
Happy Birthday!!

Good Word
09-30-2006, 06:57 PM
Happy Birthday to our dear boy.

Old boy.

:)

Haggis
09-30-2006, 06:57 PM
Have a happy one, Ray.

Angelinity
09-30-2006, 07:00 PM
prepare seven wishes - magic lamp's in the mail (have pen ready).

happy day to you! :snoopy:

K1P1
09-30-2006, 07:02 PM
Happy, happy birthday, Ray. Sorry I'm late, but I got up early and wrote.

Have a wonderful day. I'd offer cake, but I see there's plenty up above. You've already got a cat. What more do you need? Better still, what do you want?

PS - I ordered a rainbow for your birthday. :)

DeborahM
09-30-2006, 07:04 PM
Hey there Ray! Have a great birthday!


:partyguy:

jdkiggins
09-30-2006, 07:05 PM
Happy Birthday, sweetie. Hope you have many more.

ChaosTitan
09-30-2006, 07:21 PM
Have a Happy Cake Day!

Cath
09-30-2006, 07:26 PM
Happy birthday sir.

maestrowork
09-30-2006, 09:02 PM
If I eat more cake, I'll be 280 lbs.

TeddyG
09-30-2006, 09:04 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAY

samgail
09-30-2006, 09:33 PM
Happy Birthday Ray, Have a fabulous day!
Sam

allion
10-01-2006, 02:52 AM
Happy Birthday Ray!!

All the best to you, and everyone else sharing this birthday.

Enjoy the cake :Cake:

Karen

CaroGirl
10-01-2006, 03:17 AM
Ray, have a wonderful day. HaPpY BiRtHdAy to YOOOOOU!!

wyntermoon
10-01-2006, 04:45 AM
Have a wonderful birthday, Ray! :D

Jean Marie
10-01-2006, 05:19 AM
Happy Birthday, Ray :partyguy:

My-Immortal
10-01-2006, 05:48 AM
Happy Birthday, Ray! I hope you have a great one. :)

Shwebb
10-01-2006, 07:38 AM
Okay, Ray, have some ice cream. But everyone knows that cake and ice cream calories don't count on your birthday!

Hope it's been a good one!

maestrowork
10-01-2006, 08:01 AM
Yes they do. I eat too much already. Except a few hiccups, it has been a wonderful day. I even got to meet and shake hands with the mayor, and rub elbows with some important people in town. Then I had dinner with George Clooney... okay, not really, but where Clooney dined. Anyway, everything was great.

And then I come here and see everyone smiling. I feel blessed.

Thank you for making this a great day.

SeanDSchaffer
10-01-2006, 08:07 AM
I figured that somewhere there had to be a birthday thread for you, Maestro. I'm glad I was right.


Happy Birthday. I wish you all the best for the coming year.

:Sun:

Greenwolf103
10-01-2006, 08:33 AM
Happy birthday, Maestro. :Hug2: Much love, and here's wishing you many more happy birthdays!!

Lyra Jean
10-01-2006, 08:35 AM
Hey Ray,

Aren't you lucky that you share a birthday with me? yeah right I'm the lucky one.

Sounds like you had a great day. Hope the rest of your year is just as happy.

Soccer Mom
10-02-2006, 12:36 AM
Sheesh. I go away fro the day and people start having birthdays! Happy birthday, ray!

Elincoln
10-02-2006, 05:19 AM
Better late than Never!

Happy Birthday, Sweetie! We all know you're 25+ forever.

:Hug2: HUGS & KISSES :kiss:

badducky
10-02-2006, 07:54 AM
And I thought I was drunk because my writing sucked!

No, I'm drunik because it's Ray's birthday!

THis chugs for you!:e2drunk: :e2coffee: :e2dance:

clintl
10-02-2006, 08:03 AM
Happy Birthday, Ray!

Carole
10-02-2006, 02:03 PM
Oops! I've been absent.

Happy Birthday!! :)

NeuroFizz
10-02-2006, 04:26 PM
Sorry this is a little late--I've been out of town. Many, many more for you, Ray. And, thanks for all you do here at AW. Keep the stories coming.

poetinahat
10-02-2006, 04:36 PM
For the umpteenth time, Ray -- happy birthday, a little late! But really, it's good to stretch them out, isn't it?

maestrowork
10-02-2006, 05:10 PM
You know me... I am all about being long-lasting...

:)

Carole
10-03-2006, 03:22 AM
Carole? Ummm. No. Can't say as though I know her? Oh. Wait a minute? Long blond hair...has a dog that sometimes pees in the house. Two kids. I think I vaguely remember her. Carole...sometimes Carol, but only reluctantly. Yes...that's her. HELLO CAR-O.
Haa haa. Funny. It's been busy as hell around here. And you do so TOO know me :)

sthrnwriter
10-03-2006, 08:56 AM
I know its a little late, but Happy Belated Birthday. I hope it was a good one!

Cabinscribe
10-07-2006, 04:07 AM
Happy belated B-day, Ray!
:partyguy:

Cassiopeia
10-07-2006, 05:19 AM
Happy Birthday Ray...I hope you have many wonderful days ahead of you. What the heck..you are spring chicken compared to me...Live it up man!

mkcbunny
10-07-2006, 07:35 AM
A very happy, very belated birthday Ray. Go ahead, stretch it out. You deserve it.

Susie
10-07-2006, 07:42 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Hope your birthday
Was as great as you!!!

Sure hope you had a great day!

Let's party: :Cake: :popcorn: :Cake: :snoopy: :TheWave: :PartySmil: :partyguy: :hooray:

Shadow_Ferret
10-07-2006, 08:48 AM
Did I miss Ray's birthday? I don't want him to think I was ignoring him. I was just, well, I missed this whole thing and you know how things get what with work and the family and bills and telemarketers and car troubles and you get a few beers in you and you just start to get a little tipsy and forgetful and things just pass by quickly without you realizing they needed your attention because you were sitting there listening to some music and typing away at your novel while the dog sat at your feet wondering if you were going to give him some affection and then of course you have that bag of chips that's calling your name in that evil fashion "Ferret, Ferret, eat me, eat me" the bag says and you can't ignore it's siren call any more than you can ignore the fact that your mother-in-law had been over a few days ago and left the water running in the deep sink in the basement and you can't help but wonder just how many gallons of water were wasted and what the next water bill is going to look like and yet there you are posting at AW and you suddenly realize you forgot to wish Ray a Happy Birthday.

BottomlessCup
10-07-2006, 08:57 AM
Missed this one, too.

Happy Late Birthday, Ray!

Mom'sWrite
10-07-2006, 08:59 AM
See, I told you I was on the dying end of the grapevine.

Hope it kicked *** Ray!

Happy Birthday.

Carol the oblivious

TsukiRyoko
10-07-2006, 09:43 AM
Happy birthday, indeed :D.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
10-07-2006, 04:02 PM
Did you ever have one of those threads that you saw, were getting ready to post in, and then got interrupted by real life and forgot to go back?

Well, this one is one of those.

Hey, Ray! Better late than never! Happy Birthday!

aadams73
10-07-2006, 05:36 PM
Happy Birthday, again, Ray ;)

(actually I'm just waiting for robaie-i-i-o to come along and whine about it. His mangina appears to be on the rag this week.)

rhymegirl
10-07-2006, 06:37 PM
Good God, is Ray STILL having a birthday?

I thought he was all set after I gave him my present.

mkcbunny
10-07-2006, 07:25 PM
I hope it was waterproof. You know he likes to put his toys in the hot tub.

robeiae
10-07-2006, 07:41 PM
Happy Birthday, again, Ray ;)

(actually I'm just waiting for robaie-i-i-o to come along and whine about it. His mangina appears to be on the rag this week.)And after I went to all that trouble (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=846158&postcount=69) for your birthday...

aadams73
10-07-2006, 08:02 PM
Yeah, but it wasn't my *favorite* cake.

BradyH1861
10-07-2006, 08:05 PM
Happy Belated Birthday, Ray.



B.

rhymegirl
10-07-2006, 08:29 PM
I hope it was waterproof. You know he likes to put his toys in the hot tub.

It was a picture of a woman and that's all I'm saying.

maestrowork
10-07-2006, 08:44 PM
Don't worry, in six months Rob will bump this thread again and you can all wish me a happy birthday once more.

I am so drained...

ETA: Actually you're not too late... today happens to be my Chinese Birthday. I was born the day after the Harvest Moon (or Moon Festival in China). Have some moon cakes on me!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
10-07-2006, 11:04 PM
Not only do you orgasm for an extended period, you get extended birthdays, too!

maestrowork
10-07-2006, 11:09 PM
It pays to be Chinese... you get two birthdays and a month-long celebration.