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Bravo · Sep 28, 2006

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Bravo · Sep 28, 2006

hang on a sec.

im going to try and get one of the supermods to move this over to the "bargains board".

Lyra Jean · Sep 28, 2006

The girls who are still waiting for help there knockers are huge while the ones who are success seemed to have reductions. I don't know just seemed like it would be the other way 'round.

billythrilly7th · Sep 28, 2006

I wonder how many Sucker Joes sign up to do this.

Bartholomew · Sep 28, 2006

Bravo said:
Feeling Depressed?

Lonely?

Insecure?

Unsatisfied?

Ever want a rich man to take care of you?

Freeimplants.com has just the thing for you!

and men, dont worry, freeimplants.com is always looking for kind benefactors.

sign up today!

Boobjob means something different to men than women.

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Bravo · Sep 28, 2006

doh!

oops

expatbrat · Sep 29, 2006

Get pregnant - mine are growing out of control. I have already bought new bras and I already need to hit the shops to go another size bigger. If I was going to get a boob job I would have never got them THIS big.

Bmwhtly · Sep 29, 2006

expatbrat said:
Get pregnant - mine are growing out of control. I have already bought new bras and I already need to hit the shops to go another size bigger. If I was going to get a boob job I would have never got them THIS big.

*Gibbers, Dribbles and bites fist*

Bravo · Sep 29, 2006

is there a particular reason why the mods wont let me post this in the bargains area?

im just trying to help out here.....

TrainofThought · Sep 29, 2006

Bravo said:
Ever want a rich man to take care of you

Sign me up, I can use some time off.

Stew21 · Sep 29, 2006

expatbrat said:
Get pregnant - mine are growing out of control. I have already bought new bras and I already need to hit the shops to go another size bigger. If I was going to get a boob job I would have never got them THIS big.

bearer of bad news. they usually go away. and then you're left with, well, not as much and not as perky.
enjoy them while they last.

aadams73 · Sep 29, 2006

Bravo said:
is there a particular reason why the mods wont let me post this in the bargains area?

im just trying to help out here.....

Oooohhhh you're just so darn benevolent and well-meaning, aren't you?

writerterri · Sep 29, 2006

Bartholomew said:
Boobjob means something different to men than women.

<G>

What do you mean?

writerterri · Sep 29, 2006

And I'm wondering what the girl has to do to earn the free boob job.

'Help her earn a free boob job'

aadams73 · Sep 29, 2006

I bet the girl has to do something else that ends in "job."

Haggis · Sep 29, 2006

aadams73 said:
I bet the girl has to do something else that ends in "job."

Get a ___?

writerterri · Sep 29, 2006

aadams73 said:
I bet the girl has to do something else that ends in "job."

Right, but then was it really free? NOT.

writerterri · Sep 29, 2006

Haggis said:
Get a ___?

Is that an advertisement? dirtyoldfart :tongue

Haggis · Sep 29, 2006

writerterri said:
Is that an advertisement? dirtyoldfart

Nuh-uh. I'm counting on word of mouth.

eta: I was going for "Get a job." you dirty young thang, you

icerose · Sep 29, 2006

Anything that has free and surgery in the same sentence just scares the heck out of me. I'll stick with mine, they've been rather good to me.

Come to think of it this has given me a great story idea...hmmm.

aadams73 · Sep 29, 2006

writerterri said:
Right, but then was it really free? NOT.

Nope! In fact in some cases she'd be paying way to much for that "free" boob job.

writerterri · Sep 29, 2006

Haggis said:
Nuh-uh. I'm counting on word of mouth.

eta: I was going for "Get a job." you dirty young thang, you

I know what you were going for. Just wanted to make sure you were awake.

Ow! That felt GOOD! Do it again! ~giggle~

writerterri · Sep 29, 2006

aadams73 said:
Nope! In fact in some cases she'd be paying way to much for that "free" boob job.

"Yes, Mr. Heffner, I would like the other boob done. I'll be right over...

I think you're right.

persiphone_hellecat · Sep 29, 2006

Im wondering if I can turn my rep points in for boob job points...

Haggis · Sep 29, 2006

persiphone_hellecat said:
Im wondering if I can turn my rep points in for boob job points...

I don't understand. Why do you want points on your boob job?

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