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Bravo
09-29-2006, 06:31 AM
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Bravo
09-29-2006, 06:34 AM
hang on a sec.

im going to try and get one of the supermods to move this over to the "bargains board".

Lyra Jean
09-29-2006, 06:37 AM
The girls who are still waiting for help there knockers are huge while the ones who are success seemed to have reductions. I don't know just seemed like it would be the other way 'round.

billythrilly7th
09-29-2006, 06:40 AM
I wonder how many Sucker Joes sign up to do this.

Bartholomew
09-29-2006, 06:49 AM
Feeling Depressed?

Lonely?

Insecure?

Unsatisfied?

Ever want a rich man to take care of you?

Freeimplants.com (http://myfreeimplants.com/index.asp?)has just the thing for you!



and men, dont worry, freeimplants.com is always looking for kind benefactors.


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Boobjob means something different to men than women.

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Bravo
09-29-2006, 06:53 AM
doh!

:e2smack:


:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:


oops

:gone:

expatbrat
09-29-2006, 04:47 PM
Get pregnant - mine are growing out of control. I have already bought new bras and I already need to hit the shops to go another size bigger. If I was going to get a boob job I would have never got them THIS big.

Bmwhtly
09-29-2006, 04:50 PM
Get pregnant - mine are growing out of control. I have already bought new bras and I already need to hit the shops to go another size bigger. If I was going to get a boob job I would have never got them THIS big.
*Gibbers, Dribbles and bites fist*

Bravo
09-29-2006, 05:10 PM
is there a particular reason why the mods wont let me post this in the bargains area?

im just trying to help out here..... :(

TrainofThought
09-29-2006, 05:29 PM
Ever want a rich man to take care of you Sign me up, I can use some time off.

Stew21
09-29-2006, 07:43 PM
Get pregnant - mine are growing out of control. I have already bought new bras and I already need to hit the shops to go another size bigger. If I was going to get a boob job I would have never got them THIS big.

bearer of bad news. they usually go away. and then you're left with, well, not as much and not as perky.
enjoy them while they last. :)

aadams73
09-29-2006, 07:48 PM
is there a particular reason why the mods wont let me post this in the bargains area?

im just trying to help out here..... :(

Oooohhhh you're just so darn benevolent and well-meaning, aren't you? :D

writerterri
09-29-2006, 08:55 PM
Boobjob means something different to men than women.

<G>



What do you mean?

writerterri
09-29-2006, 08:57 PM
And I'm wondering what the girl has to do to earn the free boob job.


'Help her earn a free boob job'

aadams73
09-29-2006, 08:58 PM
I bet the girl has to do something else that ends in "job."

Haggis
09-29-2006, 09:14 PM
I bet the girl has to do something else that ends in "job."

Get a ___?

writerterri
09-29-2006, 09:23 PM
I bet the girl has to do something else that ends in "job."


Right, but then was it really free? NOT.

writerterri
09-29-2006, 09:24 PM
Get a ___?


Is that an advertisement? dirtyoldfart :tongue

Haggis
09-29-2006, 09:28 PM
Is that an advertisement? dirtyoldfart :tongue

Nuh-uh. I'm counting on word of mouth. ;)

eta: I was going for "Get a job." you dirty young thang, you

icerose
09-29-2006, 09:29 PM
Anything that has free and surgery in the same sentence just scares the heck out of me. I'll stick with mine, they've been rather good to me.

Come to think of it this has given me a great story idea...hmmm.

aadams73
09-29-2006, 09:32 PM
Right, but then was it really free? NOT.

Nope! In fact in some cases she'd be paying way to much for that "free" boob job. ;)

writerterri
09-29-2006, 09:36 PM
Nuh-uh. I'm counting on word of mouth. ;)

eta: I was going for "Get a job." you dirty young thang, you

I know what you were going for. Just wanted to make sure you were awake.


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writerterri
09-29-2006, 09:38 PM
Nope! In fact in some cases she'd be paying way to much for that "free" boob job. ;)



"Yes, Mr. Heffner, I would like the other boob done. I'll be right over...

I think you're right.

persiphone_hellecat
09-29-2006, 11:53 PM
Im wondering if I can turn my rep points in for boob job points...

Haggis
09-30-2006, 01:12 AM
Im wondering if I can turn my rep points in for boob job points...

I don't understand. Why do you want points on your boob job?

PeeDee
09-30-2006, 01:37 AM
I don't understand. Why do you want points on your boob job?

Beavis: Hehehhheehehehehhehhhh.
Butthead: pointsheheheheheeeehhhhehhhheboobs.....hehhehehehe heee

arrowqueen
09-30-2006, 02:48 AM
What, in the name of God, is a 'gummi bear implant'?

PeeDee
09-30-2006, 05:26 AM
What, in the name of God, is a 'gummi bear implant'?

It's more expensive than the Teddy Graham implant.

Carrie in PA
09-30-2006, 06:16 AM
What, in the name of God, is a 'gummi bear implant'?

It's the woman's answer to the man's gummi worm implant.

:D

persiphone_hellecat
09-30-2006, 07:05 AM
Please continue repping me. Only 2 million more rep points and I earn a gummi bear implant ... 4 million and i get the set.

arrowqueen
10-01-2006, 01:02 AM
Thanks for the information.

(Wishes she'd never asked.)