The day you die

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That's no fun. It said I was going to live until Friday, September 26th, 2126.

Blah...
 
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WDS said:
Jan 10, 2044. Damn, so much time to fill.
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Do drugs, alcohol, and have tons of meaningless sex. You'll be surprised how quickly time goes by. ;)
 
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DamaNegra said:
Saturday, August 9, 2087

Wohoo!! I'm almost gonna reach 100!!
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Don't forget to do the conversion from Mexican to American...that's like 4 to 1...so it really means you've got about seven good years left...better start partying now...:partyguy:
 
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expatbrat said:
It's not a computer bug or anything. I mean I am way too scared to open that site.
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If you don't open the site then you might not live long enough to know if it was right or not. Hmmm...
 
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BottomlessCup said:
Jesus. Being a guy cost me twenty-five years?

Smoking only costs me five. Stupid penis.
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For me, I like to think that it's the result of the immense strain on my heart from having to pump all that blood into something so big.

Or not.
 
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Friday, February 7, 2053
"The Day The Thrilly Died"


Final Post Count Pace:519,150.

I'm going to have to double my output if I want to reach my lifetime goal of 1 million posts.

Sorry.
 
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It says I should have died a few months ago. :\
 
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The only thing it calculates off is BMI and whether or not you smoke? That's bogus.
 
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