THE OFFICIAL CIA PERSONALITY TEST: Take it!

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So I'm watching late-night TV last night, and who should be advertising?

The freaking CIA.

So I'm went to their website to see if they had any professional messageboard poster opportunities available, and found their personality test!

Take it!

This is what *I* got:

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Thoughtful Observer.

Which of these would you most like to do?
Dine on fine cuisine in Europe
Have sex on a hot air balloon
Wrestle a hyena

What is this?
 
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maestrowork said:
I'm a daring thrill-seeker. BillyThrilly and I have something in common.

We certainly do.

We should apply for the amazing race together, Ray.

With my brains and your brawn we might just win.
 

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Well, you're all on some database now.
 

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I started seeing these commericals when I was on vacation. They must only run them on cable, because I haven't seen a single one since coming home (we have satellite)

Weird.

I'm a thoughtful observer.
 
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My dream job is to be a translator/researcher for the CIA... They tell me I'm an Impressive Mastermind.

Bwah-hahahahaaaaa!!!!!
 

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Impressive Mastermind. Go figure. And for all those years, my ex kept telling me that I was nothing but a ****head.
 

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I thought I would be observer or mastermind, but apparently I am in my thrill-seeking phase now. I just scheduled my next parachuting session.

My name is Wong. Ray Wong.
 

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Gee. I'm a thoughtful observer. I guess they don't know me very well, do they?
So now I'll go get a job as an IRS Auditor. That ought to teach them a thing or two!
 
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I took it again with my back up answers and I'm also an impressive mastermind.

Quite frankly, I'm surprised that the CIA hasn't merged IP addresses with results, filtered the findings and called me yet.

Hopefully within the hour.
 

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Is "Potential Terrorist" one of the outcomes? That CIA is so clever....
 
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