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dclary
09-27-2006, 10:44 PM
So I'm watching late-night TV last night, and who should be advertising?

The freaking CIA.

So I'm went to their website to see if they had any professional messageboard poster opportunities available, and found their personality test!

Take it! (https://www.cia.gov/careers/CIAMyths.html)

This is what *I* got:

http://randomsynapses.com/images/cia.jpg

maestrowork
09-27-2006, 10:48 PM
I'm a daring thrill-seeker. BillyThrilly and I have something in common.

jbal
09-27-2006, 10:52 PM
Thoughtful Observer.

Which of these would you most like to do?
Dine on fine cuisine in Europe
Have sex on a hot air balloon
Wrestle a hyena

What is this?

billythrilly7th
09-27-2006, 10:52 PM
Wouldn't you know it.

I'm a "Daring THRILL Seeker."

Perfect.

I am happy.
:)

billythrilly7th
09-27-2006, 10:54 PM
I'm a daring thrill-seeker. BillyThrilly and I have something in common.

We certainly do.

We should apply for the amazing race together, Ray.

With my brains and your brawn we might just win.

DeborahM
09-27-2006, 10:58 PM
I got the daring thrill-seeker.

Vincent
09-27-2006, 11:03 PM
Well, you're all on some database now.

Christine N.
09-27-2006, 11:08 PM
I started seeing these commericals when I was on vacation. They must only run them on cable, because I haven't seen a single one since coming home (we have satellite)

Weird.

I'm a thoughtful observer.

DeborahM
09-27-2006, 11:10 PM
Well, you're all on some database now.

Doesn't matter...been there for some time.

Sarita
09-27-2006, 11:13 PM
My dream job is to be a translator/researcher for the CIA... They tell me I'm an Impressive Mastermind.

Bwah-hahahahaaaaa!!!!!

Haggis
09-27-2006, 11:15 PM
Impressive Mastermind. Go figure. And for all those years, my ex kept telling me that I was nothing but a ****head.

aadams73
09-27-2006, 11:17 PM
I'm a Thoughtful Observer

billythrilly7th
09-27-2006, 11:38 PM
Mission Impossible 4: The Thoughtful Observer

:sleepy:

Provrb1810meggy
09-27-2006, 11:43 PM
I'm a Thoughtful Observer also.

Christine N.
09-28-2006, 12:02 AM
I would think MOST writers would be Thoughtful Observers. It's kind of what we do. Billy and DClary, well, that's just obvious. They're out to take over the world.

maestrowork
09-28-2006, 12:05 AM
I thought I would be observer or mastermind, but apparently I am in my thrill-seeking phase now. I just scheduled my next parachuting session.

My name is Wong. Ray Wong.

Jaycinth
09-28-2006, 12:33 AM
Gee. I'm a thoughtful observer. I guess they don't know me very well, do they?
So now I'll go get a job as an IRS Auditor. That ought to teach them a thing or two!

Rachael
09-28-2006, 12:49 AM
Impressive mastermind. yay.

Lyra Jean
09-28-2006, 12:52 AM
I'm an innovative pioneer and they gave me a Daniel Boone hat. :D

Sheryl Nantus
09-28-2006, 01:00 AM
dang, I got "Thoughtful Observer" as well...

considering I almost got accepted into CSIS, guess they're just as fussy.

:D

Cath
09-28-2006, 01:02 AM
Same as Rosemerry - Innovative Pioneer. But I knew that anyway :D

billythrilly7th
09-28-2006, 01:04 AM
I took it again with my back up answers and I'm also an impressive mastermind.

Quite frankly, I'm surprised that the CIA hasn't merged IP addresses with results, filtered the findings and called me yet.

Hopefully within the hour.

Gravity
09-28-2006, 01:07 AM
I'm an Impressive Mastermind. Bow low, knaves, and tug your forelocks in groveling...

MattW
09-28-2006, 01:23 AM
Is "Potential Terrorist" one of the outcomes? That CIA is so clever....

Wordworm
09-28-2006, 01:28 AM
Me: Innovative Pioneer, and I think that fits.

Raiyah
09-28-2006, 01:50 AM
Impressive Master Mind, no doubt obviously.

writerterri
09-28-2006, 02:15 AM
Innovative Pioneer :D

arrowqueen
09-28-2006, 02:19 AM
Innovative Pioneer. (Too busy reading my book in the hot air balloon to observe anything.)

TrainofThought
09-28-2006, 03:28 AM
Innovative Pioneer.

MidnightMuse
09-28-2006, 03:39 AM
Terror Suspect.

Hmm, that's odd.

Rachael
09-28-2006, 03:41 AM
lol!!! How'd you get that one, MM?

psychnurse
09-28-2006, 03:58 AM
It looks like the business card used in an old show called "Have Gun Will Travel". Mine was thoughtful observer.

TsukiRyoko
09-28-2006, 04:08 AM
I got the thoughtful observer, which makes since because I'll only be observing (I ain't getting off my lazy butt for nothing).

persiphone_hellecat
09-28-2006, 06:02 AM
Impressive Mastermind here. It is NO way NO how possible I scored the same as Clary and Haggis. Does that mean we get to go on a mission together? Hellecat. Persiphone Hellecat. Following in the footsteps (and catsuit) of Emma Peel - the woman most young guys in the 60's masturbated to. I do so love a spy in black leather.

persiphone_hellecat
09-28-2006, 06:08 AM
Wouldn't you know it.

I'm a "Daring THRILL Seeker."

Perfect.

I am happy.
:) Good morning Agent Thrilly. We suspect that several componants of dirty bombs have been entering this country through the women's lingerie market. Your assignment, if you should decide to take it (and we KNOW you will) is to go undercover at Victoria's Secret as a mild mannered stock boy. You will have to do your best to figure out a way to infiltrate the organization and see exactly what is going on there. Use any means necessary! We strongly suspect that transactions are being handled within the dressing room area. We need you to find out for us exactly what goes on inside those dressing rooms! As always, should you not return from this mission, the agency will disavow any knowledge of you (we do that anyway) and screw your family out of your pension. Good luck Mr. Thrilly.

Soccer Mom
09-28-2006, 06:26 AM
Hmm. I'm another thoughtful observer. Go figure. So many of us on a writer's board.

Inkdaub
09-28-2006, 12:53 PM
Thoughtful Observer!

FergieC
09-28-2006, 01:40 PM
Innovatove pioneer, although it failed to pick up 'non-American citizen', which is presumably a problem for a CIA career.

Vincent
09-28-2006, 02:15 PM
I don't see why, Fergie. Are you willing to pass state secrets to America?

rhymegirl
09-28-2006, 03:06 PM
I'm an Innovative Pioneer. What the heck does that mean?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-28-2006, 03:22 PM
Impressive Mastermind.

And in good company, I see. ;)

Nicholas S.H.J.M Woodhouse
09-28-2006, 03:24 PM
thrill-seeking bastard

Haggis
09-28-2006, 04:36 PM
Impressive Mastermind here. It is NO way NO how possible I scored the same as Clary and Haggis.

Geezus! That would freak me out too.

Oh, wait ...

:D

robeiae
09-28-2006, 05:18 PM
It offered me a job as "Director." What do you suppose that means?

aadams73
09-28-2006, 05:26 PM
It means it couldn't figure out if you have a personality or not ;)

Jenan Mac
09-28-2006, 09:15 PM
I wonder if it's reflective of anything that when I tried to follow any of the links back to CIA.gov, they were all non-functional?

alleycat
09-28-2006, 09:20 PM
Thoughtful Observer.

SpookyWriter
09-28-2006, 09:28 PM
Unclassifed. Now that sucks or I'm thrilled to dead...

Soccer Mom
09-29-2006, 12:14 AM
Unclassifed. Now that sucks or I'm thrilled to dead...

They just didn't have a classification for restless wanderer :)

allion
09-30-2006, 07:26 AM
Thoughtful observer. It's a good way to say introvert.

Karen

BradyH1861
09-30-2006, 07:38 AM
I'm a thoughtful observer.

Bk_30
09-30-2006, 07:49 AM
Inovative Pioneer..but I disagree they never gave me the question about sex in a hot air balloon...I demand a re-test!!!

wyntermoon
09-30-2006, 07:50 AM
Innovative Pioneer, pass the coonskin cap!

A. Hamilton
09-30-2006, 07:58 AM
Innovative Pioneer.

whistlelock
09-30-2006, 09:21 AM
Liberal Mastermind!

wait.

Impressive Liberal Mastermind!


there we go.

and somehow, so fitting.