Super Qaz said:
Rumsfeld developed an interrogation plan that required the Gitmo detainee to “stand naked in front of a female interrogator, was accused of being a homosexual, and was forced to wear women’s underwear and to perform ‘dog tricks’ on a leash.”
I have the audio tape of what actually happened here.
RUMMY
What's this? Madame Zora left me a note? She knows she cant send me stuff here. What if the press sees? Oh man, this makes me feel so dirty!
/reads
RUMMY
Holy cow. I've got a boner the shape and size of tennessee. Man, I can't wait until I see her again and she does all this to...
CONDALEEZE RICE enters the room
CONDIE
Hey Rummy.
RUMMY
Oh! Uh. Hi! Hi, Condie, er. Um. Let me just adjust my, uh, pants here. Sorry.
CONDIE
What's that you got, Rummy?
RUMMY
Oh, uh. Jeez. It's nothing. Nothing, ok?
CONDIE
Lemme see! Come on!
RUMMY
It's just, oh give me that! Um.
CONDIE
What IS this?
RUMMY
It's uh, a new interrogation technigue? I, um, developed for gitmo?
CONDIE
Keep up the good work, Rummy. I, uh, can see you're very excited about defending America.