The "Evil Editor" thread reminded me of this game. It's easy:
Pick a classic or popular work. Search for it on Amazon. Sort the customer reviews for "Lowest Rating First." Enjoy the ridiculousness.
Some fun ones I found: (all [sic], obviously)
Moby Dick:
"Herman Melville was a whaler, and wrote a very long and boring book about whaling. Seriously, this book is not an adventure. It is 540 some pages of boring whaling details. I suppose perhaps not much happens at sea from day to day."
Catcher in the Rye:
"The plot is totally worthless. It seemed like Salinger wasn't really sure what to do with himself when he wrote this. Holden ALMOST calls his ex. Then he ALMOST becomes a hermit. He ALMOST makes it with a hooker.
J.R.R. Tolkien said to C.S. Lewis concerning Lewis's first book "Clive, people who are willing to use the word 'bunk' are going to call this book 'bunk.' They don't know any better." I am an educated man, and to call The Catcher in the Rye "bunk" is to give it far too high a praise. "
To Kill a Mockingbird:
"Say what you will, but this never picks up. It starts out with Scout talking about how her brother once broke his arm. Who cares? The book's most exiting part is extremely confusing, and don't tell me I'm stupid; I have an IQ of 140. I personally prefer books that have something called action, such as Michael Chricton or Stephen King novels."
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone:
"SO I SUPPOSE THE POINT OF THIS BOOK IS THAT PEOPLE WHO WEAR TURBANS ARE EVIL??? THERE ARE NO MINORITIES IN THE BOOK AND HARRY "THE WHITE BOY" POTTER SAVES THE DAY THIS BOOK IS RACIST AND SHOULD BE CONDEMNED BUT NO PEOPLE READ AND THE ONLY GIRL IN THE STORY IS PORTRAYED AS A NERDY BOOKWORM SIDEKICK BUTT KISSER REAL GOOD PORTRAYAL OF WOMEN WASNT IT WRITTEN BY A WOMAN??? THIS BOOK IS STUPID AND RACIST AND DONT BUY IT"
Pick a classic or popular work. Search for it on Amazon. Sort the customer reviews for "Lowest Rating First." Enjoy the ridiculousness.
Some fun ones I found: (all [sic], obviously)
Moby Dick:
"Herman Melville was a whaler, and wrote a very long and boring book about whaling. Seriously, this book is not an adventure. It is 540 some pages of boring whaling details. I suppose perhaps not much happens at sea from day to day."
Catcher in the Rye:
"The plot is totally worthless. It seemed like Salinger wasn't really sure what to do with himself when he wrote this. Holden ALMOST calls his ex. Then he ALMOST becomes a hermit. He ALMOST makes it with a hooker.
J.R.R. Tolkien said to C.S. Lewis concerning Lewis's first book "Clive, people who are willing to use the word 'bunk' are going to call this book 'bunk.' They don't know any better." I am an educated man, and to call The Catcher in the Rye "bunk" is to give it far too high a praise. "
To Kill a Mockingbird:
"Say what you will, but this never picks up. It starts out with Scout talking about how her brother once broke his arm. Who cares? The book's most exiting part is extremely confusing, and don't tell me I'm stupid; I have an IQ of 140. I personally prefer books that have something called action, such as Michael Chricton or Stephen King novels."
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone:
"SO I SUPPOSE THE POINT OF THIS BOOK IS THAT PEOPLE WHO WEAR TURBANS ARE EVIL??? THERE ARE NO MINORITIES IN THE BOOK AND HARRY "THE WHITE BOY" POTTER SAVES THE DAY THIS BOOK IS RACIST AND SHOULD BE CONDEMNED BUT NO PEOPLE READ AND THE ONLY GIRL IN THE STORY IS PORTRAYED AS A NERDY BOOKWORM SIDEKICK BUTT KISSER REAL GOOD PORTRAYAL OF WOMEN WASNT IT WRITTEN BY A WOMAN??? THIS BOOK IS STUPID AND RACIST AND DONT BUY IT"