It be yer birthday, PattiTheWicked! Arrrr!

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I be hopin' ye have a happy one, matey!
 

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Um. Persi. Right. I don't know if Pirates did a great deal of spanking, in the aforementioned days of yore. Just a thought. I don't think there was ever a "Paddle-Me-Heiney Jim" who ever swabbed a deck.

Ahem.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATTI! May your birthday be Wicked.
 
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PeeDee said:
Um. Persi. Right. I don't know if Pirates did a great deal of spanking, in the aforementioned days of yore. Just a thought. I don't think there was ever a "Paddle-Me-Heiney Jim" who ever swabbed a deck.

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Maybe not, but I know a few girls around here who wouldnt put up too much fuss if Orlando Bloom took them over his knee. I promised I wouldnt mention any names though. SHHHHHH.....
 

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Happy Birthday, Patti! I hope your day is perfectly perfect.
 

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Don't pity pretty Patti
a wickedly wonderful woman.
Another year for eye-spitting,
hair-splitting
and never quitting.

Many, many more, P.
 

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PeeDee said:
Um. Persi. Right. I don't know if Pirates did a great deal of spanking, in the aforementioned days of yore. Just a thought. I don't think there was ever a "Paddle-Me-Heiney Jim" who ever swabbed a deck.
You clearly haven't read the same erotica I have, PeeDee. (For real, although I must note that Jim also had no teeth.)

Be that as it may, may Patti have a wicked good birthday, as they say in Boston.

Since it's still early in the day, US time, would you prefer a brithday coffee cake over the more traditional fare?

Maryn, baking
 

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Arrgh, raise a toast o' rum, me hearties! It be Patti's birthday! Have a wicked one, Patti!
 

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Thanks, all of you! I've had a faboo day -- went and got my hair trimmed, got to go to Half Price Books and spend my $50 gift card, then I hung out at the library and got Chipotle food for lunch.

It doesn't get much better than this :)