Do Any Men Work At Victoria's Secret?

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Ladies?

Ever seen a man work there?

I was thinking of applying for a job there. It could be a lot of fun.

Do they hire men?

Don't they have to? Like some law or something?

What say you?

Thank you.
 

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billythrilly7th said:
I was thinking of applying for a job there. It could be a lot of fun.

Do they hire men?

I'm not sure, but I know they don't appreciate it when you flood them with applications and hang out for hours right outside the dressing rooms. ;)
 

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I believe men do work at Victoria's Secret. But I don't know. I've never been inside their store.
 

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Yes. I have seen men working in Victoria's Secret. And no they weren't sniffing panties or foaming at the mouth. In fact, I don't think they were terribly interested in the clientele, if you get my drift :)
 

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Have you tried one of the San Francisco stores?
 

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Wouldn't it be against the law to refuse to hire men?

Although I'd like to know why Baseball Umpires are only men.
 

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I haven't seen any men working at VS, but I have seen a high school boy work at Sephora.

Smart kid. He said that thanks to his job (and the discounts he gets), he has four potential dates for the homecoming dance. I'm sure he's the most popular guy at his school.
 
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aadams73 said:
Yes. I have seen men working in Victoria's Secret. And no they weren't sniffing panties or foaming at the mouth. In fact, I don't think they were terribly interested in the clientele, if you get my drift :)

I do.

I think I should apply and try to convey that lack of interest.

I smell a sitcom!

"Billy's Secret"

A man fakes being gay to get a job at the local lingerie shop in a small Pacific Northwest town and hijinks ensue.
 

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Once went shopping with my wife. This is hellish, but she offered me the carrot of a trip to VS at the end when she would buy something saucy.

So in we go and she selects a couple of items, pops off to the changing rooms and I am left holding bags and waiting. Sounds like I shoulda been happy, right?

But no. I was the only guy in the place and every female pair of eyes was watching me like I was some kind of monster, drooling and waiting to leap on anyone who strayed too close. Now granted, I might we be like that, but I was out with my wife and looking at the prospect of some jollies later - therefore, I'm on my best behavior. I couldn't get out quick enough and have never strayed back in again. I had a very real fear that if I had waited any longer, castration was on the cards.
 

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billythrilly7th said:
I smell a sitcom!

"Billy's Secret"

A man fakes being gay to get a job at the local lingerie shop in a small Pacific Northwest town and hijinks ensue.
And you can have him room with two woman, one a ditzy blonde and the other one who overacts every line. And for that old-fashioned humorous touch, Billy can trip over things all the time.

I can almost hear the opening theme now . . .

Come and shop at our store,
Where life's never a bore

Okay, the jingle needs work.
 

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Hmmmm...I don't know.

I doubt they let men work there. That'd kinda be like men working as mammogram technicians. It would make women nervous.
 

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Oooh, war paint ! :D

LOL!! I can usually control myself in there, but I have, um, 18 red lipsticks and 10 bottles of perfume. Apparently, my self-discipline is lacking in two specific areas.
 

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Screw that. *I* am going to become a waiter at Hooters, if I can't work at Victoria's Secret then!
 

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Haggis said:
I'm sitting here trying to imagine a toad wearing lipstick and eyeliner.

It would certainly make it easier to kiss...
 

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Oh, man! That would be neat if it were not for the time a girlfriend dragged me into one in Orlando. All the salesgirls were dressed in scanty silky things, looking oh so pretty and zeroed in on me. It think my skin left my embarrassment, ran outside, and waited for me to leave.

I got even with her when we dropped into a department store where I paused at a mannequin, lifted up its dress and peaked.

Ah, memories of long ago. I miss those days I had in my youth.

Oh, I forgot, no there wasn’t any men working in there.
 

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What would be fun is, while your girlfriend/wife is in the changing room and you're holding the bag, tell every person who walks by (whether they look at you or not) "It's not for me! IT's for my girlfriend!" And say it very defensively.
 

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When I worked in the mall, I knew of a guy who worked the "fragrance counter" at VS. He was straight (supposedly) and was doing it to get chicks, but it turned out none of them were interested in him and I think they thought he was gay.
 

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You could always try standing out front, with your tongue pressed up against the glass, and claim you're the window washer.
 
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Maybe I'll just apply for a stock boy position.

After Closing...
Hot Manager: Oh, stock boy, can you help me unload the new WonderWear Lingerie.
Billy: Of course, ma'am.
Hot Manager: Wow, stock boy, you have great thighs. No wonder you're so strong and can lift those boxes.
Billy: Thank you.
Hot Manager: Stock boy, do you think these WonderWear outfits are sexy?
Billy: Uh...I don't know. I guess I'd have to see them on someone.
Hot Manager: I'll try them on and you tell me what you think.
Billy: Okay.

Hot manager disrobes and puts on the WonderWear skyblue bra and thong panties.

Hot Manager: What do you think?
Billy: I think they are very sexy.
Hot Manager: I think you're the sexiest stock boy we've ever had work here.

:kiss:

Billy: Oooooh, baby.

holla dolla