The DClary Drinking Game

FatTire · Sep 21, 2006

Brought to you by the man behind the National Professional Message Board Poster League (NMBPL) come another exciting game: The Dave Clary Drinking Game.

This fun, interactive game can be enjoyed by anybody over 21, or in possesion of a fake ID. For an added bonus, make this game a family experience. (Disclaimer: FatTire does not support the drinking of under age minors)

The Rules:

Take 1 shot everytime DClary posts a pro-Bush message.

Take 2 shots everytime DClary posts a "Country is doing great, yeah Bush" post. (For those of you at home, you would take 3 shots if this happens)

Take 1 shot everytime DClary posts about how much money he makes.

Take 3 shots everytime DClary says some thing nice about librals.

Take 2 shots everytime DClary reminds us how superior to us he is.

Take 5 shots everytime DClary bashes Bush.

Take 1 shot everytime DClary praises the Iraqi war.

Take 1 shot everytime DClary posts about how great the economy is.

By now you should be hammered, but as you can see, this game can go on forever.

The DClary Drinking Game, where reading a DClary posts is actually fun!

@2006 FatTire Productions

Akiahara · Sep 21, 2006

aadams73 · Sep 21, 2006

Wow, that's really...uh...crappy.

Jaycinth · Sep 21, 2006

FatTire said:
Brought to you by the man behind the National Professional Message Board Poster League (NMBPL) come another exciting game: The Dave Clary Drinking Game.

This fun, interactive game can be enjoyed by anybody over 21, or in possesion of a fake ID. For an added bonus, make this game a family experience. (Disclaimer: FatTire does not support the drinking of under age minors)

I do not drink under age miners, I prefer to slow roast them over a bed of hot hickory wood....

Perks · Sep 21, 2006

This could single handedly fix all that is wrong with TIO. Fewer cats will be kicked. More love will be made. Things will make simultaneously more and less sense. Rainbow halos around light bulbs will prevail.

Assoverteakettle plunges down the stairs may, however, dramatically increase.

Opty · Sep 21, 2006

FatTire said:
Brought to you by the man behind the National Professional Message Board Poster League (NMBPL)

NMBPL is a subsidiary of the National Association of Message Board Leagues of American (NAMBLA).

aadams73 · Sep 21, 2006

Jaycinth said:
I do not drink under age miners, I prefer to slow roast them over a bed of hot hickory wood....

This reminds me of Galaxy Quest.

Could they be the miners?
Sure, they're like three years old.
MINERS, not MINORS.

FatTire · Sep 21, 2006

You have to visit TIO to under this post. DClary is loved by all, especially himself. :Hug2:

FatTire · Sep 21, 2006

Jaycinth said:
I do not drink under age miners, I prefer to slow roast them over a bed of hot hickory wood....

Those poor under aged miners. I hope they get paid well. Sucking coal can stunt your growth.

Akiahara · Sep 21, 2006

Jaycinth said:
I do not drink under age miners, I prefer to slow roast them over a bed of hot hickory wood....

They make fabulous jerky!

Stew21 · Sep 21, 2006

I couldn't possibly do that many shots and still be standing and can only imagine that my own posts would look like Drunk Thrilly posts. I am much safer watching this sport be played than participating.

Akiahara · Sep 21, 2006

Not to mention... at least where I'm located, it's the middle of the day. It'd be terrible if I were that smashed this early. And on a Thursday!

writerterri · Sep 21, 2006

Ieel drinck too ttat1

Unique · Sep 21, 2006

I've got a better idea. Why don't we have dclary do shots of Everclear everytime he does one of those things, hmm? Same point value - no need to get complicated.

badducky · Sep 21, 2006

Don't forget when he mentions his strange/estranged step-daughter...

dclary · Sep 21, 2006

FatTire said:
Brought to you by the man behind the National Professional Message Board Poster League (NMBPL) come another exciting game: The Dave Clary Drinking Game.

This fun, interactive game can be enjoyed by anybody over 21, or in possesion of a fake ID. For an added bonus, make this game a family experience. (Disclaimer: FatTire does not support the drinking of under age minors)

The Rules:

Take 1 shot everytime DClary posts a pro-Bush message.

Take 2 shots everytime DClary posts a "Country is doing great, yeah Bush" post. (For those of you at home, you would take 3 shots if this happens)

Take 1 shot everytime DClary posts about how much money he makes.

Take 3 shots everytime DClary says some thing nice about librals.

Take 2 shots everytime DClary reminds us how superior to us he is.

Take 5 shots everytime DClary bashes Bush.

Take 1 shot everytime DClary praises the Iraqi war.

Take 1 shot everytime DClary posts about how great the economy is.

By now you should be hammered, but as you can see, this game can go on forever.

The DClary Drinking Game, where reading a DClary posts is actually fun!

@2006 FatTire Productions

This is AWESOME!!!

Thanks BFT! Man, if the economy wasn't going so well, and our President leading us so magnicently through this tough -- but almost won -- war in Iraq, I'd almost be tempted to take all those shots. But that's kinda beneath me, so I'll let you indulge.

You're not so bad, for a leftist. Now if you don't mind, I gotta go get the Benz detailed.

dclary · Sep 21, 2006

badducky said:
Don't forget when he mentions his strange/estranged step-daughter...

Others this board may not be familiar with:

"Beware! I am death."
"The Big Fat Loser Diet"
"How I eliminated 100K in consumer credit through the miracle of bankruptcy"
"The 80s rocked!"

dclary · Sep 21, 2006

Stew21 said:
I couldn't possibly do that many shots and still be standing and can only imagine that my own posts would look like Drunk Thrilly posts. I am much safer watching this sport be played than participating.

Actually, I think getting you a bit smashed might be productive... /leer

Opty · Sep 21, 2006

*sigh*

I was so proud of my NAMBLA joke.

Perks · Sep 21, 2006

I couldn't decide whether to laugh or beat you to a magenta pulp. So I took the high road, but there you go bringing it up again.

dclary · Sep 21, 2006

DrSpork said:
*sigh*

I was so proud of my NAMBLA joke.

I got it. I'll rep ya for it, Sporky.

writerterri · Sep 21, 2006

I didn't get it. What do I get?

dclary · Sep 21, 2006

writerterri said:
I didn't get it. What do I get?

You actually don't want to get it, so don't worry about it.

Seriously.

:|

writerterri · Sep 21, 2006

dclary said:
You actually don't want to get it, so don't worry about it.

Seriously.

:|

I'm going to trust you on that one.

Robert Toy · Sep 21, 2006

DrSpork said:
NMBPL is a subsidiary of the National Association of Message Board Leagues of American (NAMBLA).

Ouch!!!

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