maybe some of these are for the best, maybe not.
1: M&Ms. they *should* be a secret ingredient in everything.
2: human flesh. not only would the challenger be amazing to watch, but i'd love to hear alton brown's commentary about how long you should broil thigh.
3: glass. i suggest flambe'd for a duel effect.
4: tobacco leaves. just because i think it'd be funny.
5: cicadas. hey, bugs are high in protein. just ask alton. and i'll bet morimoto has a good beetle recipe he's been dying to use.
6: cat. again, don't go up against morimoto on this one.
7: cocaine. if you thought alton brown was high-strung before....
8: pigeon and rat. kill two vermin with one baking stone. any hobo worth his lice should pose a threat.
9: bubble gum. oh, come on, like *you've* never swallowed gum before....
10: mountain dew. i'd stand a chance with this one.
11: mountain oyster. mm mm yuck. something tells me alton brown knows a lot about this ingredient.
12: jellyfish. try the jellyfish ice cream with bits of frozen chicklets. yummy.
13: monkey paw. a delicacy in some places. no place i'd ever want to visit, but a delicacy just the same.
1: M&Ms. they *should* be a secret ingredient in everything.
2: human flesh. not only would the challenger be amazing to watch, but i'd love to hear alton brown's commentary about how long you should broil thigh.
3: glass. i suggest flambe'd for a duel effect.
4: tobacco leaves. just because i think it'd be funny.
5: cicadas. hey, bugs are high in protein. just ask alton. and i'll bet morimoto has a good beetle recipe he's been dying to use.
6: cat. again, don't go up against morimoto on this one.
7: cocaine. if you thought alton brown was high-strung before....
8: pigeon and rat. kill two vermin with one baking stone. any hobo worth his lice should pose a threat.
9: bubble gum. oh, come on, like *you've* never swallowed gum before....
10: mountain dew. i'd stand a chance with this one.
11: mountain oyster. mm mm yuck. something tells me alton brown knows a lot about this ingredient.
12: jellyfish. try the jellyfish ice cream with bits of frozen chicklets. yummy.
13: monkey paw. a delicacy in some places. no place i'd ever want to visit, but a delicacy just the same.
Whether it's in the food or not is still up for debate. One day I had a hanburger that was sprinkled in what looked like flour. I didn't sleep for 4 days.
