The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
Dangerous: What's for dinner?
Safer: Can I help with dinner?
Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner?
Ultra Safe: Here, have some chocolates.
Dangerous: Are yo wearing that?
Safer: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
Safest: Wow! Look at you!
Ultra Safe: Here, have some chocolates.
Dangerous: What are you so worked up about?
Safer: Could we be overacting?
Safest: Here's my paycheck!
Ultra Safe: Here, have some chocolates.
Dangerous: Should you be eating that?
Safer: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Safest: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
Ultra Safe: Here, have some chocolates!
Dangerous: What did you DO all day?
Safer: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
Safest: I've always love you in that robe!
Ultra Safe: Here, have some chocolates!
11 Things PMS stands for:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite:
11. Potential Murder Suspect
Remember: Money talks...but Chocolate SINGS!
Dangerous: What's for dinner?
Safer: Can I help with dinner?
Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner?
Ultra Safe: Here, have some chocolates.
Dangerous: Are yo wearing that?
Safer: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
Safest: Wow! Look at you!
Ultra Safe: Here, have some chocolates.
Dangerous: What are you so worked up about?
Safer: Could we be overacting?
Safest: Here's my paycheck!
Ultra Safe: Here, have some chocolates.
Dangerous: Should you be eating that?
Safer: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Safest: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
Ultra Safe: Here, have some chocolates!
Dangerous: What did you DO all day?
Safer: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
Safest: I've always love you in that robe!
Ultra Safe: Here, have some chocolates!
11 Things PMS stands for:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite:
11. Potential Murder Suspect
Remember: Money talks...but Chocolate SINGS!
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