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WDS
09-15-2006, 01:20 AM
Bleh sorry people. Pictures are not working and I dunno whats wrong. I keep getting error messages. Now how do I delete this so people don't continue to waste time on it?

writerterri
09-15-2006, 01:24 AM
You did all that and they don't work.

WDS
09-15-2006, 01:33 AM
Yea, i'm workin on it.

Unique
09-15-2006, 03:30 AM
You owe me 5 seconds.

jdkiggins
09-15-2006, 03:43 AM
Where's the strumming fingers smilie when you need it? Get with the program, WDS. :)

deacon
09-15-2006, 03:51 AM
here, let me help you, pal. terriwriter's boyfriend. they met in scotland, or somewhere cold, i think. anyway, true love and all that.

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5596/253f69f675f8e86978035fb3557f98705c1237ddtt4.jpg

Bk_30
09-15-2006, 03:53 AM
Deacon, I don't think putting your picture up, and declaring yourself Terri's boyfriend, is gonna work the way you thought it would.:D

deacon
09-15-2006, 03:57 AM
Deacon, I don't think putting your picture up, and declaring yourself Terri's boyfriend, is gonna work the way you thought it would.:D

yeah, i wish i was that good looking. i'd have the world by the tail! i'd have to beat the women off with my fuzzy hat. (mmmm) :D

writerterri
09-15-2006, 04:59 AM
here, let me help you, pal. terriwriter's boyfriend. they met in scotland, or somewhere cold, i think. anyway, true love and all that.

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5596/253f69f675f8e86978035fb3557f98705c1237ddtt4.jpg


Your Momma!

writerterri
09-15-2006, 05:04 AM
Where's the strumming fingers smilie when you need it? Get with the program, WDS. :)




http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_109v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm080YYUS)

The only fingers they had I couldn't show here.



http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb097&pp=ZUxdm080YYUS (http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb097_ZUxdm080YYUS&utm_id=7925)

tiny
09-15-2006, 05:06 AM
yeah, i wish i was that good looking. i'd have the world by the tail! i'd have to beat the women off with my fuzzy hat. (mmmm) :D


Why are you people doing this to me?? There are soooo many things I want to say. The tail, beating off, fuzzy hats....... you're all really making it hard for me to curb my not-for-public-consumption comments.

tiny
09-15-2006, 05:07 AM
The only fingers they had I couldn't show here.


That smilie looks like he's scratching his ba...... never mind.

Stew21
09-15-2006, 05:17 AM
TT - I'm with you, girl. My brain to typing-fingers filter is working over time right now.

tiny
09-15-2006, 05:41 AM
My filter's been broken for years, I'm flying solo here.

Stew21
09-15-2006, 05:48 AM
mine rarely works...clogged. everything that comes out is dirty.

Maryn
09-15-2006, 05:49 AM
Bleh sorry people. Pictures are not working and I dunno whats wrong. I keep getting error messages. Now how do I delete this so people don't continue to waste time on it?Detailed how-to from Galoot, who I haven't seen in, like, forever:

I don't use AW's storage space. I've got nothing against it, but I like saving Jenna a few bucks. If everyone uploads a 50kb picture and then posts it to a thread, and hundreds of people read the thread, Jenna's just paid for umpteen megabytes of data being downloaded from the AW servers. Remember, AW gets over a million hits a month.

I like places like ImageShack.us. You can upload pictures from your hard drive to theirs, then display the pictures in the AW forums (or E-Bay, or your home page, or wherever). It's free. ImageShack encourages it. (Other sites don't, so don't steal their bandwidth.)

I don't know anything about the fancy Message Editor Interface down there. I switched it to bare-bones basic in my settings the day I joined up. All those doohickeys take too much time to load when all I want to do is write a short post. (Hey, it could happen that I'm brief!)

I know this much: whether you use the fancy interface or the plain one, the code to display images is the same. You can use the nice interface and still follow along with these examples.

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Posting images and shrinking AW's bandwidth bill:

1) Find an image you like on the net (get permission to use it if it's not in the public domain) or use an image of your own.

2) Save it to your computer. On the web, right-clicking your mouse on the image should pop up a menu, one of the choices being "Save Image As..." or something close. Save it in a place you can find it. I use the "C:\TempCrap" directory, and just delete everything in there once a week or so.

3) Go to ImageShack [thatís imageshack.us, NOT imageshack.com] and click the "Choose" button there. A window will pop up in which you can navigate your own hard drive. Do that and find the place where you stored your image. Select your image, then click OKAY or OPEN or whatever your operating system tells you when you're on the right track.

The image's location on your hard drive will now be shown in the text box to the left of that "Choose" button.

4) Click the "Host it!" button at ImageShack. Your computer will upload the image to their server. If it's a small image, go to step 5. If it's a large image, skip ahead to step 6.

5) a) If it's a small image you'll be brought to a page with a bunch of code on it. Select the code on the line that reads "Direct link to image" and copy it to your clipboard using CTRL-C.

b) In your AW message, type this:

Replace "PASTE THE CODE HERE" with the code you copied in the last step. Use CTRL-V.

c) You're done. Here's what it looks like with the sample image I used: [shows an image]

6) a) If it's a large image you'll be brought to a page with a bunch of code on it, and a small thumbnail version of your image. Select the code on the line that reads "Thumbnail for forums (1)" and copy it to your clipboard using CTRL-C.

b) In your AW message, paste the code you just copied into your message using CTRL-V. Like this:

c) When you post, you'll see a thumbnail image in your message that people can click on to see a larger version if they want. The little black bar at the bottom shows how big the full-sized version is. People with slow connections won't have to download the big image unless they want to.

You're done. Here's what it will look like:

Look at this poor confused snake! [he has a cute pic here]

Click on it if you want to see the big version. (Then say, "Ooo, that's neat, Galoot. Did you make that?" And I'll say, "Why yes, I did. Aren't I great?")

Maryn, who can copy and paste with the best of them

deacon
09-15-2006, 05:56 AM
tiny terror, trish, go for it, ya sissies!

writerterri, bite me!

:D

tiny
09-15-2006, 05:58 AM
I just can't. I'll get tossed out on my ear... ::snicker:: tossed. :D

WerenCole
09-15-2006, 06:01 AM
At least you are thinking the dirty thoughts. . . that is why you two are my favorites. . .

Stew21
09-15-2006, 06:02 AM
I just can't. I'll get tossed out on my ear... ::snicker:: tossed. :D

oh, i don't get it <smirk> but give me a minute and it'll come to me.

:ROFL:

deacon
09-15-2006, 06:06 AM
I just can't. I'll get tossed out on my ear... ::snicker:: tossed. :D

almost!!


oh, i don't get it <smirk> but give me a minute and it'll come to me.

oh, come on! think!

Stew21
09-15-2006, 06:08 AM
oh, come on! think!

re-read it with a perverted mind
it'll COME to me.

jeez - that was MY joke.

WerenCole
09-15-2006, 06:11 AM
Meow. . . .oooh, bad kitty. . .

deacon
09-15-2006, 06:11 AM
re-read it with a perverted mind
it'll COME to me.

jeez - that was MY joke.

:hooray:

tiny
09-15-2006, 06:15 AM
Took you long enough, Deacon and Weren.

deacon
09-15-2006, 06:21 AM
Took you long enough, Deacon and Weren.

it may graze my head, but it'll never go over it!

tiny
09-15-2006, 06:24 AM
It was pretty low-brow, you must be sitting.

writerterri
09-15-2006, 06:35 AM
tiny terror, trish, go for it, ya sissies!

writerterri, bite me!

:D


Bare it!

deacon
09-15-2006, 06:41 AM
Bare it!

let's do this!

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/274/largesmiley047ku5.gif

tiny
09-15-2006, 06:45 AM
and that just makes it all worth it

writerterri
09-15-2006, 06:45 AM
let's do this!

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tiny
09-15-2006, 06:46 AM
You were supposed to bite him, not kick him. Kicking butt is my job.

writerterri
09-15-2006, 06:55 AM
You were supposed to bite him, not kick him. Kicking butt is my job.

I couldn't find one!



http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_5_135.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm080YYUS) But here's one for you.

http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb096&pp=ZUxdm080YYUS (http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb096_ZUxdm080YYUS&utm_id=7924)

deacon
09-15-2006, 06:55 AM
this is not a funny picture, just an interesting one, if you like girls who fish.

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4349/0d654bf85b5e47566634d6876348f59eb789feb3qr4.jpg

writerterri
09-15-2006, 06:58 AM
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_5_2.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm080YYUS)





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tiny
09-15-2006, 07:00 AM
women who really fish keep their beer on a stringer in the water

deacon
09-15-2006, 07:02 AM
women who really fish keep their beer on a stringer in the water

i know. and one beer? get real!

tiny
09-15-2006, 07:03 AM
Gotta be a six pack, gives you some where to hook the stringer until you fill it with largemouth (spent my youth standing in Marion Lake fishing).

dclary
09-15-2006, 09:54 AM
this is not a funny picture, just an interesting one, if you like girls who fish.

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4349/0d654bf85b5e47566634d6876348f59eb789feb3qr4.jpg

I'm in love.

Seriously.

SpookyWriter
09-15-2006, 09:58 AM
I'm in love.

Seriously.Will you date my cousin?

http://badgas.co.uk/moments/moment_130.jpg

writerterri
09-15-2006, 08:19 PM
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_213.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm080YYUS)


decon will!





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deacon
09-15-2006, 08:32 PM
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_213.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm080YYUS)


decon will!





http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb113&pp=ZUxdm080YYUS (http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb113_ZUxdm080YYUS&utm_id=7921)

nooooooooooooo!!! sorry, but like dclary, i'm leaning toward women who like to fish. not women who look like fish.

SpookyWriter
09-15-2006, 08:33 PM
nooooooooooooo!!! sorry, but like dclary, i'm leaning toward women who like to fish. not women who look like fish.She can fish so you'd have the best of both worlds. :tongue

deacon
09-15-2006, 08:34 PM
Will you date my cousin?

http://badgas.co.uk/moments/moment_130.jpg

daaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmn! :roll:

writerterri
09-16-2006, 01:29 AM
nooooooooooooo!!! sorry, but like dclary, i'm leaning toward women who like to fish. not women who look like fish.


LOL!

dclary
09-16-2006, 01:36 AM
Will you date my cousin?

http://badgas.co.uk/moments/moment_130.jpg

By "cousin" you mean on the primate tree, right?