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Mandy-Jane
09-13-2006, 07:43 AM
Okay, here's one. Instead of writing something about the person above you or below you, how about writing something about you. Something that no-one else on the boards knows. For example:

Mandy-Jane is not Mandy-Jane's real name.

Soccer Mom
09-13-2006, 07:49 AM
Soccer Mom is a member of the American Rabbit Breeders Association.

Opty
09-13-2006, 07:54 AM
DrSpork is neither a Dr. nor a spork.

He is, however, effulgence personified.

Or was it entertainment?

I can't remember.

Serena Casey
09-13-2006, 08:25 AM
Serena Casey can type 115 words per minute with 99% accuracy.

persiphone_hellecat
09-13-2006, 08:27 AM
Persiphone Hellecat is a retired professional clown known as Kotton Kandy.

earthshoes
09-13-2006, 08:28 AM
earthshoes hates brussel sprouts and loves broccoli

Bartholomew
09-13-2006, 08:53 AM
Bartholomew is single and looking, Ladies!

mkcbunny
09-13-2006, 09:03 AM
mkc is not a rabbit.

ModoReese
09-13-2006, 09:09 AM
Modoreese owns every single Chicago and Peter Cetera album, and was in fact better known in her high school as that "Peter Cetera girl" than by her own name.

Michelle <--- taste in music has changed quite a bit

dclary
09-13-2006, 09:40 AM
Dclary once shredded the seat of his pants by sliding down the rough-hewn side of the Temple of the Moon near Mexico City.

Bartholomew
09-13-2006, 11:34 AM
Ahem.


Bartholomew is single and looking, Ladies!

Ahem.

<Waits for his PM box to fill up.>

J. Weiland
09-13-2006, 11:38 AM
Soccer Mom is a member of the American Rabbit Breeders Association.

Have we met?

samgail
09-13-2006, 11:44 AM
Sam is a soccer mom

alleycat
09-13-2006, 11:50 AM
Alleycat is not really a cute, cuddly kitten.

Alien Enigma
09-13-2006, 12:33 PM
Alien Enigma is one good looking guy who knows how to carry a tune. Plus, the old chap has great hair. :)

aadams73
09-13-2006, 01:06 PM
<--------Alex is NOT really a Vargas girl.

*grumble*

Okay, aadams73 can lay tile, install cabinets and do her own plumbing(although under duress)

oswann
09-13-2006, 01:13 PM
Os is even less pleasant in person.

Bamponang
09-13-2006, 01:30 PM
Bamponang should spend less time with her laptop. She also wants to be more spontaneous.

Lyra Jean
09-13-2006, 03:13 PM
rosemerry is not really a green fairy. She doesn't even glow that well.

Nakhlasmoke
09-13-2006, 03:33 PM
nakhlasmoke is not currently allowed to smoke, nope not even nakhla tobacco.

Mandy-Jane
09-13-2006, 03:38 PM
Mandy-Jane really feels the cold and wears her coat inside the house all day long.

MajorDrums
09-13-2006, 04:24 PM
i have a twin brother, and absolutely HATE when people ask us if we are identical. i mean, how daft can you be to think a male and a female could be IDENTICAL? *rant*

JoeEkaitis
09-13-2006, 05:02 PM
JoeEkaitis has a typewritten rejection from 1971 for a regettably bad children's story called Percy Peacock and the Fantastic Fantail.

I . . . I'd rather not . . . talk about it.

Godfather
09-13-2006, 05:34 PM
Godfather has a joke with a friend which basically goes like this 'Grrrr... gynaecology!'

PattiTheWicked
09-13-2006, 05:40 PM
PattiTheWicked likes to sing sad ballads in the shower.

davids
09-13-2006, 05:43 PM
Davids is anonymous just the way they like it-alright it is not my real name

Maryn
09-13-2006, 05:48 PM
Maryn stole her user name from a kindergarten classmate of her daughter's. The girls are 21 now, and AW-Maryn worries how Original-Maryn feels when she googles herself and finds out she writes some pretty wild stuff...

Maryn, who saw a TV pilot last night with a character named Marin--usurper!

Soccer Mom
09-13-2006, 05:51 PM
Soccer mom feeds her children ketchup and peanut butter sandwiches. Not my fault though. My mother got them hooked on them. I'm waiting for the school to call CPS when they spot them in their lunchboxes.

TeddyG
09-13-2006, 05:55 PM
I am actually very shy and somewhat conservative. I wanted to use another nick when first registering at AW but figured what could I possibly post on a Writers Board that would get me in trouble? So I used my own name. (Boy did I have a lot to learn!)

MY BIG SECRET is that my first and secret love on AW was and will always be my favorite person, Saritams. Sara and family have a very special place in my heart. The moment I came to AW I fell in love with Sara. (and she knows it too!!!!)

Angelinity
09-13-2006, 06:17 PM
angelinity often reads things out loud to her furry critters. they're usually very much into the story through the end - except when she reads her own work. :Shrug:

MidnightMuse
09-13-2006, 07:09 PM
MidnightMuse wants to murder someone today.

Anyone will do :D

Stew21
09-13-2006, 07:26 PM
stew21 talks too much.

robeiae
09-13-2006, 07:28 PM
rob is guilty of naught but malice.

Stew21
09-13-2006, 07:29 PM
trish should learn that some things need to stay in HOL! :D

Stew21
09-13-2006, 07:30 PM
while Shrug was playing dukes of hazard, stew was playing charlie's angels. I was always Kate Smith's character (Samantha?) the least attractive but smart one.

robeiae
09-13-2006, 07:31 PM
rob is wondering what they'd look like playing Dukes of Hazzard now...

TrainofThought
09-13-2006, 07:32 PM
TrainofThought is somewhat disturbed in mind and with job. I’m looking forward to a tailgate weekend of food, drinks and socializing.

Stew21
09-13-2006, 07:33 PM
Stew has shortened TrainOfThought's SN to ToT and has already considered calling her Tater.

TrainofThought
09-13-2006, 07:36 PM
Stew has shortened TrainOfThought's SN to ToT and has already considered calling her Tater. Not bad. I've been called worse.

Carrie in PA
09-13-2006, 07:37 PM
Carrie in PA believes that Titanic is the crappiest movie ever made and she still deeply regrets the 4 hours she wasted on it. Plus the 6+ hours afterward that she sat, staring at the now-black television screen, like this: :Wha:

robeiae
09-13-2006, 07:38 PM
Stew has shortened TrainOfThought's SN to ToT and has already considered calling her Tater.rob is wondering why Stew didn't like being called Tater, then...

robeiae
09-13-2006, 07:39 PM
Carrie in PA believes that Titanic is the crappiest movie ever made and she still deeply regrets the 4 hours she wasted on it. Plus the 6+ hours afterward that she sat, staring at the now-black television screen, like this: :Wha:rob is stunned that there is someone else out there who thinks the same thing he does about that piece of crap.

Carrie in PA
09-13-2006, 07:42 PM
rob is stunned that there is someone else out there who thinks the same thing he does about that piece of crap.

That l..e..n..g..t..h..y piece of crap. *shudder*

Carrie in PA is happy someone else hated it. :D

Stew21
09-13-2006, 07:48 PM
rob is wondering why Stew didn't like being called Tater, then...

Stew doesn't have a good answer for that.

Eveningsdawn
09-13-2006, 08:01 PM
Edie tells fairy tales to her horses because she thinks that they like the really bloody ones.

J. Weiland
09-13-2006, 08:26 PM
That l..e..n..g..t..h..y piece of crap. *shudder*

Carrie in PA is happy someone else hated it. :D

Is that a Jamal Lewis shirt you are wearing, Carrie?

J. Weiland is a Baltimore Ravens fan.

jbal
09-13-2006, 08:33 PM
I am actually very shy and somewhat conservative. I wanted to use another nick when first registering at AW but figured what could I possibly post on a Writers Board that would get me in trouble? So I used my own name. (Boy did I have a lot to learn!)

MY BIG SECRET is that my first and secret love on AW was and will always be my favorite person, Saritams. Sara and family have a very special place in my heart. The moment I came to AW I fell in love with Sara. (and she knows it too!!!!)
So that's what that thread was about!

Titanic-I knew when it came out that there was no way I could avoid it forever, so I waited to see it by force at someone's house where it was free. Hated it as well.

And so I don't derail further-Jbal has self inflicted scars from his youth.

writerterri
09-13-2006, 08:36 PM
I'm back to writing! Knock if you need me.

Shadow_Ferret
09-13-2006, 09:03 PM
There. Finished.

*looks at his handy work. the word "something" printed on the walls, desk, floor and ceiling of his cubicle*

Well, you did say write something about you.

Carrie in PA
09-13-2006, 11:06 PM
Is that a Jamal Lewis shirt you are wearing, Carrie?

J. Weiland is a Baltimore Ravens fan.

That it is!

Carrie in PA thinks the Ravens are going to kick some serious *** this season. :D

davids
09-13-2006, 11:11 PM
I think I could be madly in love with a lady here but my wife who I love madly is also a serial killer

MajorDrums
09-13-2006, 11:36 PM
Another thing, once I decided I wanted to write professionally, I went thru a slew of pen names, and I settled on Lividay Sand a few months ago. But when I sent out my first completed manuscript to a publisher last week...I changed it again:o

Jaycinth
09-13-2006, 11:43 PM
Jaycinth just finished filing 32 tax returns and is wondering why NO ONE at AW shot her last week, when she dearly begged for it.

Angelinity
09-13-2006, 11:47 PM
angelinity needs to find a pen name for her literary crap, and another for the not-so-literary crap. and a third for her non-fiction crap. and... oh, crap!

Stew21
09-13-2006, 11:53 PM
stew needs to get this story out of her head and on paper before it eats her alive, brain first.

TeddyG
09-14-2006, 12:03 AM
It is 11PM here and Teddy is going to watch ...YOU |GOT IT...
SEINFELD
then ta-da
CSI

Shadow_Ferret
09-14-2006, 12:08 AM
Shadow Ferret wonders why they didn't teach "the fine art of query letter writing" in the fiction workshops he took.

Jaycinth
09-14-2006, 12:09 AM
Jaycinth is making a serious consideration of buying a bottle of Bacardi and calling in sick. (There's school tomorrow, right? I don't want my kids bothering me when I'm sick.)

aadams73
09-14-2006, 12:15 AM
aadams73 is 5'3" and wishes she had another two or three inches in height just so she wouldn't have to have pants and dresses hemmed.

Stew21
09-14-2006, 12:16 AM
Stew would like to stay home sick like Jaycinth tomorrow, but undoubtedly will have her butt in her chair at work, while she wishes she was writing instead of recruiting.

MidnightMuse
09-14-2006, 12:37 AM
Midnight Muse watched Eureka last night . . . and liked it.

TrainofThought
09-14-2006, 01:11 AM
aadams73 is 5'3" and wishes she had another two or three inches in height just so she wouldn't have to have pants and dresses hemmed.Trainofthought also wishes to have several inches added instead of the 5’3” stature, but doesn’t hem. Why pay money for a seamstress when I have duck tape.

Silver King
09-14-2006, 01:19 AM
Silver King is an alcoholic who drinks incessantly while posting. Sometimes he doesn't remember his posts until someone's reply jars his memory, and he thinks to himself, "Why did I say that?"

Today he received a negative rep point for something he said two weeks ago, and he was seriously at a loss trying to recall ever making the statement he's accused of uttering.

Maryn
09-14-2006, 01:31 AM
Maryn is disgusted with the other writing board she frequents and is going to hide here until nearly everybody there has died. (I wish!)

Maryn, who doesn't really wish them dead, just gone away

A. Hamilton
09-14-2006, 01:37 AM
P.H. doesn't often like talking about herself.

Silver King
09-14-2006, 01:45 AM
Silver King was about to post for the sole purpose of seeing his avatar placed directly above and below Maryn's. P.H.Delarran squeezed in before he had a chance, but he posted anyway.

He's not drunk yet, though he's starting to act like he's well on his way...

Mom'sWrite
09-14-2006, 01:51 AM
screenmom used to read children's books out loud every night before she had any children.

screenmom could swear in Polish when she was 6.

screenmom's first love turned out to be gay.

screenmom found "Titanic" to be a titantic bore. Who wrote that?

Freckles
09-14-2006, 02:03 AM
Freckles is hooked on pickles and olives.

TeddyG
09-14-2006, 02:07 AM
Teddy feels totally discombobulated this evening...
and has to do some serious work tomorrow...

Teddy sometimes thinks he lives in 5 different realities...

davids
09-14-2006, 02:17 AM
Had enough-bye bye-sad-sad

moneyonthepage
09-14-2006, 02:29 AM
page came to find out what her best friend has found to be the best group of people, but hasn't told her friends she is here......

moneyonthepage
09-14-2006, 02:45 AM
Stew would like to stay home sick like Jaycinth tomorrow, but undoubtedly will have her butt in her chair at work, while she wishes she was writing instead of recruiting.

page wonders why she doesn't write between reading resumes...

Angela
09-14-2006, 02:47 AM
Angi is very short-tempered.

aadams73
09-14-2006, 02:58 AM
aadams73 wears a size 7 shoe.

littlewriter
09-14-2006, 03:00 AM
littlewriter has just turned 23 years old!:partyguy:

moneyonthepage
09-14-2006, 03:01 AM
page has three wee ones under the age of 4

Silver King
09-14-2006, 03:12 AM
Silver King wishes he could trade places with littlewriter. When he wasn't getting his face pounded in or arrested, 23 was a great age to be alive.

moneyonthepage
09-14-2006, 03:14 AM
page wishes she could be on more often

persiphone_hellecat
09-14-2006, 03:17 AM
Today is Persi's birthday.

jdkiggins
09-14-2006, 03:38 AM
My life is an open book.
I talk too much.

Silver King
09-14-2006, 03:39 AM
Now Silver King wishes he could trade places with Persi. He can't make up his mind what he wants: Young and free, or older and more attractive and SOBER.

DamaNegra
09-14-2006, 03:39 AM
Dama Negra is neither a lady nor black ;)

wyntermoon
09-14-2006, 03:42 AM
Wyntermoon's second toes are longer than her big toes.

moneyonthepage
09-14-2006, 03:42 AM
Page was an accomplish hacker in her day....

zarch
09-14-2006, 03:47 AM
Zarch is having his wisdom teeth extracted tomorrow. Zarch should have done this when he was 18. Zarch gets to take Valium before the surgery.

aadams73
09-14-2006, 03:49 AM
aadams73 used to be a die-hard beach bunny surfer chick

(WAY back in the teen years)

Silver King
09-14-2006, 03:51 AM
Wyntermoon's longish second toes are the kind that cut Silver King's lip when goes to kiss the big toes.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-14-2006, 03:53 AM
Okay, here's one. Instead of writing something about the person above you or below you, how about writing something about you. Something that no-one else on the boards knows.

There isn't much AW doesn't know about OFG... oh! Wait!

OFG went to high school with the Selmon brothers: Lucious, Leroy and Dewey. (Only die-hard OU fans and followers of Miami Dolphins football will get that.)

Shiraz
09-14-2006, 03:58 AM
I still battle some odd demons from my youth, but all-in-all am a pretty well-adjusted adult. That's probably why I'm a Christian Spiritualist who investigates the paranormal as a hobby. And being a Libran can make all of that very challenging. :Sun:

moneyonthepage
09-14-2006, 04:03 AM
:Hail: OFG :hail: OFG

Silver King
09-14-2006, 04:05 AM
Silver King reminds his friend, OFG, that an entire expressway in Tampa, FL, has been recently named in honor of LeRoy Selmon, whose exploits reside in the NFL Football Hall of Fame.

Wordworm
09-14-2006, 04:11 AM
In his youth, Wordworm studied French for seven years, Latin for six years, ancient Greek for four years, Hebrew for five years—and remembers virtually nothing of any of them.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-14-2006, 04:16 AM
Silver King reminds his friend, OFG, that an entire expressway in Tampa, FL, has been recently named in honor of LeRoy Selmon, whose exploits reside in the NFL Football Hall of Fame.

Really?!

Boy! I bet he's proud! That beats that dinky street in his home town renamed 'Selmon Ave'!

Silver King
09-14-2006, 04:27 AM
Really?!
No kidding. It's called The LeRoy Selmon Expressway. The roadway is elevated, too, which seems appropriate in honor of the highway's namesake.

He's highly regarded in these parts as the only retired member of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to make it into the Hall. That'll change with time, but for now, he's the sole resident (and an all around great person).

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-14-2006, 04:32 AM
He always was the sweetest of the boys. His momma and daddy were both little bitty people - and his momma ruled the family with an iron fist.

I'll never forget one of the interviews they gave at the height of their local fame. They told the reporter they didn't have any weights to lift, in response to his question about how they maintained their strength - I think it was Lucious who said, "We just pick up the hogs an' throw 'em over the fence."

Okay... sorry for the hijack... carry on!

Silver King
09-14-2006, 04:48 AM
Jen, if you ever visit Florida, you can dine at LeRoy Selmon's Restaurant (spelled Lee Roy), located in Temple Terrace (http://restaurantbooths.com/showselmons.htm). From what I hear, they have the finest liver and onions this side of Tampa Bay.

moneyonthepage
09-14-2006, 04:51 AM
Page was just found out....LOL

littlewriter
09-14-2006, 05:05 AM
littlewriter studied chemistry, biology and physics at college because the english teacher was a pervert and it was the next best thing she could think of to study.

moneyonthepage
09-14-2006, 05:13 AM
Page studied Math because her third grade teacher told her she was no good at math. I hesitated with the flash cards and she called me stupid. My folks never believed me...

littlewriter
09-14-2006, 05:21 AM
little writer only got a C in math at school, but they let her study physics anyway (even though you needed an A grade) because she once gave her physics teacher a cigarette when he ran out! Absolutely true!

littlewriter
09-14-2006, 05:22 AM
Littlewriter regrets the flippant decisions made by her and her physics teacher

moneyonthepage
09-14-2006, 05:26 AM
I ended up in IT, although my math was good I ended up with a Management Information Systems degree, have 10 years experience and can't get a new job to save my life?!?!?!?

Maryn
09-14-2006, 06:34 AM
Maryn lied at the other writing website, telling people who have been just horrid that she was putting a great many people on Ignore status instead of just literally ignoring them. But she didn't, and one has apologized (an apology Maryn, should not have been able to see) while another has called her "insufferable b!tch" (which she wishes she did not have to see).

Maryn, on her way to the UK to kick butt and take names

Alan Yee
09-14-2006, 06:38 AM
Alan Yee's novel-in-progress is too sexy for you. ;)

Soccer Mom
09-14-2006, 06:49 AM
Soccer Mom is a sports addict: Soccer, Football, NASCAR, Baseball, Tennis, Swimming, Skating, Gymnastics, Track & Field, Equestrian; I'll watch just about anything!

Maryn
09-14-2006, 06:52 AM
Maryn will watch any version of Law & Order, any episode. No matter how many times she's seen it.

Well, except for the ones that predate Jerry Orbach. Paul Sorvino? George Dzunda? Puh-lease!

Maryn, L&O freak

Alan Yee
09-14-2006, 06:52 AM
Alan Yee likes most hip-hop (but not all of it). He is a big fan of Missy Elliott, TLC, and Aaliyah.

Soccer Mom
09-14-2006, 06:57 AM
This weekend, SM will go to see Rangers play Angels in person, watch college football and go see her kids play soccer on saturday and on sunday watch NASCAR and NFL. Somewhere in there she has to sneak in laundry and writing. :D

SM's hubby is a Law & Order freak. ;)

Silver King
09-14-2006, 07:07 AM
while another has called her "insufferable b!tch"
Did someone disrespect Maryn? Silver King rolls up his sleeves, angry beyond measure, and finds his shirt tearing apart where his newly formed Popeye arms rip the fabric to shreds.

If he had the URL, he'd blow the place to bits...

DamaNegra
09-14-2006, 07:25 AM
Dama Negra actually likes Shakira's Hips Don't Lie song. Although she'll never admit it :tongue

Mom'sWrite
09-14-2006, 07:40 AM
screenmom's favorite song is "Love Shack" by the B-52s. Whenever that particular song comes on, screenmom cranks the volume until the windows rattle and makes all her monkeys dance like Batman with her.

Unique
09-14-2006, 08:28 AM
Unique really can turn invisible. Most people don't believe her but it's true.

Silver King
09-14-2006, 08:39 AM
Has anyone seen Unique? I could've sworn I saw her here a second ago. Now she's gone. She must be off seeking liver and onions with LOTS of butter...

Eveningsdawn
09-14-2006, 08:41 AM
Edie has issues telling the gender of people on AW and is occasionally forced to flip her perspective.


Edie was just removed from her friend's dorm room in the following way: he picked her up, put her outside, gave her back her shoes, jacket, cell phone, keys, and a hug, then shut the door. Thus depriving her of her walking companion, Sonja, and causing her to walk home in the rain. Edie is experiancing the joys of COLLEGE!

A. Hamilton
09-14-2006, 09:06 AM
P.H. needs chocolate.
NOW.

Silver King
09-14-2006, 09:26 AM
P.H. needs chocolate.
NOW.
Here you go. Is that enough? They're cherry blossoms.

But what happened to Unique? Silver King swears she vanished before his mega-lops eyes at the exact moment she said she would. Now he's worried about the feline/fish relation, and how she might be eating away at his avatar at this very moment.

Should this be cause for concern, or simply paranoia that will dissipate with the light of day?

Atomic Bear
09-14-2006, 09:28 AM
The Atomic Bear is procrastinating on most things in life, all the while evil aliens are invading the world. What will happen next.

moneyonthepage
09-14-2006, 10:43 AM
Page has successfully given herself a good helping of depression topped with insomnia.

littlewriter
09-14-2006, 12:59 PM
littlewriter is sitting infront of the pc bouncing her 19 month old toddler on her knee

Maryn
09-14-2006, 04:16 PM
Maryn is awaiting the furnace repair guy. It's 58 degrees in here.

Maryn, who left Tucson but forgets why

aadams73
09-14-2006, 04:29 PM
aadams73 just had to rescue her cat. Daft critter had her claws stuck in the window screen in a Spider-Kitty imitation.

Carrie in PA
09-14-2006, 05:33 PM
Carrie in PA didn't get enough sleep. She's grumpy. She also has a to-do list a billion miles long for today. *grumble grumble*

littlewriter
09-14-2006, 05:43 PM
littlewriter is getting senile in her old age. She had to give her address to a friend and accidently gave her the address of the house she lived in 5 years ago

Bmwhtly
09-14-2006, 05:50 PM
Ben is wondering why it's so hot in this office (off ice <- do ya see? do ya?) when its cold, wet and windy outside.
It Defies the Laws of Physics!

GPatten
09-14-2006, 05:57 PM
GPatten is not madly in love with any women, either in real life, or on this forum, but he likes yah, all.

Yes he does, he does. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/pattengr/OldSeaCaptain.jpg

Also, I have a hard time telling the gender of some people on AW.

Jaycinth
09-14-2006, 06:08 PM
Jaycinth has decided that Bacardi in the bedroom closet is the coward's way out, and so, came to work. (gimme a hammer so I can fix my brain.....)

Stew21
09-14-2006, 06:12 PM
trish is shivering cold.

Carrie in PA
09-14-2006, 06:13 PM
Carrie in PA just shaved her legs while browsing the forums. :roll:

littlewriter
09-14-2006, 07:01 PM
littlewriter has lost 70lbs of baby weight in the past year and wishes she could eat an indian curry without feeling as if she will go to hell for it

Soccer Mom
09-14-2006, 07:16 PM
Soccer Mom has a sucky lunch meeting scheduled with a Very Important Man whom she detests but has to be nice to because of her job. Blech.

ETA: SM survived the lunch and no blood was shed. :D

Robert Toy
09-14-2006, 07:25 PM
Robert Toy is not my real name – my real name is Terbor Yot (a Himalayan Yak herder with a wireless laptop)

MidnightMuse
09-14-2006, 08:22 PM
MidnightMuse was born on April Fool's Day.

No foolin'

TrainofThought
09-14-2006, 08:25 PM
TrainofThought is sad the last job at the University she applied to was filled. I was looking forward to leaving present job soon.

oswann
09-14-2006, 08:37 PM
I do actually look like the Green Hornet but with slightly less creepy eyes, well, still creepy but a different creepy, not like a radiation victim or nothing, if you know what I mean, in fact not at all creepy really.


Os.

tiny
09-14-2006, 08:38 PM
I like to irritate Os.

oswann
09-14-2006, 08:43 PM
I like getting irritated by Tiny.


Os.

Bk_30
09-14-2006, 09:07 PM
Bk_30 has had to learn to type with a cat in her arms.

wyntermoon
09-14-2006, 09:08 PM
Wyntermoon's 7yr old daughter believes she is goth and knows *most* of the words of American Idiot by Green Day (mama's favorite band). This is what she gets for naming the aforementioned 7yr old, Wynter.

DamaNegra
09-14-2006, 09:47 PM
DamaNegra suddenly had a devastating allergic reaction and is currently writing her testament... no more WIP, more like RIP.

Soccer Mom
09-14-2006, 10:08 PM
SM really hopes that Dama was joking and is okay, because she's such a nice girl. :(

Stew21
09-14-2006, 10:12 PM
trish has a migraine. i'm sitting in my office (yes at work) in the dark to see if i can get it to go away. Any other suggestions?

Mom'sWrite
09-14-2006, 10:18 PM
trish has a migraine. i'm sitting in my office (yes at work) in the dark to see if i can get it to go away. Any other suggestions?

I used to get migraines regularly. Then I got a divorce and poof...no more migraines.

(seriously, stress increases the likelihood of migraine headaches. Try a bit of meditation or creative visualization.)

Mom'sWrite
09-14-2006, 10:22 PM
screenmom just finished a 2.5 mi hill climb and is currently sweating on her laptop. I hope I don't get electrocuted.

crashbam
09-14-2006, 10:34 PM
for migraines, lie with your neck on an ice pack. if that doesn't work, put the ice pack on your forehead and eyes.

crashbam once broke his ankle by skitching on a skateboard behind the sweetest 1968 GTO you ever saw. The car and I were born the same year.

Jaycinth
09-14-2006, 11:19 PM
Jaycinth is bemoaning the lack of cyanide in her coffee. . . .

DamaNegra
09-14-2006, 11:22 PM
SM really hopes that Dama was joking and is okay, because she's such a nice girl. :(

Dama is starting to recover (after almost 2 hours). Bad, bad ordreal :( I don't know what happened, my brain clogged up, my nose decided it was time to flush out all my internal fluids and I felt so dizzy I fell out of my own chair. Dama's really hoping that doesn't happen again, she now looks like Rudolph (the red-nosed reindeer). Oh, and she somehow got a black eye without being hit by anything.

Robert Toy
09-14-2006, 11:49 PM
trish has a migraine. i'm sitting in my office (yes at work) in the dark to see if i can get it to go away. Any other suggestions?
Trish, as suggested by crashbam - "for migraines, lie with your neck on an ice pack. if that doesn't work, put the ice pack on your forehead and eyes."

OR

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l253/RT_2006/icecopy.gif

:D

Maryn
09-14-2006, 11:59 PM
Maryn has had three migraines in her life and finds that more than sufficient.

Poor Trish!

Soccer Mom
09-15-2006, 12:10 AM
Dama is starting to recover (after almost 2 hours). Bad, bad ordreal :( I don't know what happened, my brain clogged up, my nose decided it was time to flush out all my internal fluids and I felt so dizzy I fell out of my own chair. Dama's really hoping that doesn't happen again, she now looks like Rudolph (the red-nosed reindeer). Oh, and she somehow got a black eye without being hit by anything.

SM is so glad Dama is getting better and is sorry she's been sick and hurt. The MOM part of Soccer Mom always feels protective of her friends.

Eveningsdawn
09-15-2006, 12:30 AM
Edie sympathizes with Trish and adds that the only way she can make migraines go away is to shut all the curtains in her room, close the door, take 2 migraine pills, and spend the next two to four hours with her head under the pillow. Migraines run in Edie's family.

Edie is about to go give blood. She's rather freaked.

TrainofThought
09-15-2006, 12:41 AM
TrainofThought is 50% Lithuanian and 50% German heading out of town to cheer for an all Irish Football Team (Notre Dame). Won’t be back to work until next Tuesday. HOORAY!!!!

DamaNegra
09-15-2006, 02:01 AM
Dama Negra is beginning to think she suddenly developed a fulminating allergy to libraries.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-15-2006, 05:00 AM
I forgot all the genealogy trivia! OFG is the 11th great-granddaughter of the last woman who was hanged for witchcraft in Connecticut in the mid-1600s, and is the 32nd great-granddaughter (on the wrong side of the sheets) of William the Conqueror. Ol' Boy is related, by marriage, to the Wright Brothers, William Clark (of the Lewis and Clark Expedition), and Daniel Boone.

tiny
09-15-2006, 05:01 AM
I'm short.

DragonHeart
09-15-2006, 05:55 AM
DragonHeart owns nearly every book ever written by Michael Crichton with the exception of Travels. This is despite the fact that DragonHeart reads fantasy. Crichton so far is the sole exception.

~DragonHeart~

WerenCole
09-15-2006, 06:03 AM
Weren Cole's real name is not actually Weren Cole

cree
09-15-2006, 06:13 AM
Cree is not Native American, but an Irish girl with hair almost as long as Maryn's.

Alan Yee
09-15-2006, 06:41 AM
Alan Yee's real name is actually Alan Yee.

Gasp.

Rolling Thunder
09-15-2006, 06:54 AM
RllgThunder only has four fingers on his right hand. His left hand is useless.

Alan Yee
09-15-2006, 07:18 AM
Good idea, OFG.

Alan Yee is the 8th cousin 5 times removed of Ernest Hemingway. He is also related to William Howard Taft, George H.W. Bush, Barbara (Pierce) Bush, and of course, everyone's best buddy G.W. The Bushes are my 12th and 13th cousins, more or less.

cree
09-15-2006, 07:50 AM
Cree is a descendant of Michael Collins (Irish rebel) and eats uncooked spinach and a glass of soymilk for breakfast, followed by coffee with a shot of liquor.

samgail
09-15-2006, 08:04 AM
Sam will call Weren Cole whatever he wants

SpookyWriter
09-15-2006, 08:20 AM
I like pumpkin pie.

Soccer Mom
09-15-2006, 08:24 AM
Soccer Mom is a Hatfield (as in vs. the Mcoys). My Great-grandmother was a Hatfield.

So don't mess with me. :D

BottomlessCup
09-15-2006, 08:42 AM
BottomlessCup plans to be good and tipsy by the time he gets on this plane.

SpookyWriter
09-15-2006, 09:31 AM
BottomlessCup plans to be good and tipsy by the time he gets on this plane.BottomlessCup is talking in third person which is kind of spooky.

DeborahM
09-15-2006, 09:39 AM
DeborahM once owned a seafood-steak restaurant and made homemade cheesecakes for dessert. One customer offered me $5,000 for the receipe. I couldn't bring myself to sell it because my great-grandmother found it in a cookbook and the family hasn't changed one thing in the receipe.

BottomlessCup
09-15-2006, 09:41 AM
BottomlessCup is talking in third person which is kind of spooky.

BottomlessCup wonders what this has to do with SpookyWriter. BottomlessCup furthers points out that everybody else is doing it.
BottomlessCup.

SpookyWriter
09-15-2006, 09:42 AM
BottomlessCup wonders what this has to do with SpookyWriter. BottomlessCup furthers points out that everybody else is doing it.
BottomlessCup.:roll: Freak!

persiphone_hellecat
09-15-2006, 10:23 AM
Persi's brand new laptop blew up today and she isnt a very happy camper. And she is speaking in third person too. However, she isnt a freak - just a pervert.

Mandy-Jane
09-15-2006, 10:51 AM
Mandy-Jane is about to go and have a beer, because it's Friday night and that's what I do!

Nakhlasmoke
09-15-2006, 11:36 AM
Nakhlasmoke should be working. Nakhlasmoke is avoiding the waiting manuscript like a pile of cat vomit. Nakhlasmoke is also avoiding the real pile of cat vomit in the kitchen. When she can identify what animal it used to be, Nakhlasmoke gets ill.

Maryn
09-15-2006, 06:07 PM
Cree is a descendant of Michael Collins (Irish rebel) and eats uncooked spinach and a glass of soymilk for breakfast, followed by coffee with a shot of liquor.Careful, healthy-eating person! Did you read that fresh spinach has been linked to more than 50 e. coli poisonings (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060915/ap_on_he_me/tainted_spinach_23) in nine states this week?

Maryn, who eats uncooked spinach frequently but will cook the half-bag in the bin right now

cree
09-15-2006, 06:09 PM
I just read that earlier today! Eeek.
Cree, who will bypass the spinach and go straight to the liquor until this e coli thing dies down.

Mom'sWrite
09-15-2006, 10:05 PM
:roll: Freak!

screenmom is trying to find the right words to encourage Mr. Spookywriter to change his nightmarish avatar. Let me think....oh yeah. Please. PLEASE. PLEASE!!!!!! I'm begging you, man. That thing just scares me to pieces.

Thank you.

(compliance=cookies, remember that.)

SpookyWriter
09-15-2006, 10:11 PM
screenmom is trying to find the right words to encourage Mr. Spookywriter to change his nightmarish avatar. Let me think....oh yeah. Please. PLEASE. PLEASE!!!!!! I'm begging you, man. That thing just scares me to pieces.

Thank you.

(compliance=cookies, remember that.)So are you planning to come over with Badducky next week? I promise to wear lipstick. ;)

Mom'sWrite
09-15-2006, 10:19 PM
So are you planning to come over with Badducky next week? I promise to wear lipstick. ;)

That shade isn't working for me. Please, please bring the creeped-out baby back. Mom's asking nice, now.

SpookyWriter
09-15-2006, 10:21 PM
That shade isn't working for me. Please, please bring the creeped-out baby back. Mom's asking nice, now.How's this one?

Mom'sWrite
09-15-2006, 10:26 PM
How's this one?

God bless you, Spookywriter.

Thanks.

(I much prefer swine with good dental hygiene to humans in bad drag.)

SpookyWriter
09-15-2006, 10:28 PM
God bless you, Spookywriter.

Thanks.

(I much prefer swine with good dental hygiene to humans in bad drag.)I actually like the baby better. :D

Mom'sWrite
09-15-2006, 10:31 PM
screenmom is happy that she can finally unclench her jaw and is going to resume making plans for her very first ski trip this Christmas. Should I reserve a hospital bed early?

Soccer Mom
09-15-2006, 10:40 PM
Male chauvanist pig :D

SpookyWriter
09-15-2006, 10:48 PM
Male chauvanist pig :DYou?

Jaycinth
09-15-2006, 11:19 PM
Jaycinth just realized that there is more work than hours in a day and that she probably isn't going to go out with anyone except her own kids this weekend.(:cry: ) Jaycinth has also noticed that the pile of work that was on her bosses desk has migrated to her own desk as the boss went out the door.

Soccer Mom
09-15-2006, 11:26 PM
You?

There was a piggy! I swear! The puppy in the shoe must be hallucinating. And there is a Screenmom and Soccermom :D We've been confused a lot lately.

Shiraz
09-16-2006, 12:05 AM
Shiraz is a closet Captain and Tennille fan, with the exception of "Muskrat Love," and hopes that she dies before Elton John so she doesn't have to go through mourning the loss.

Stew21
09-16-2006, 12:17 AM
Trish knows that the puppy in the shoe isn't hallucinating because she saw the piggy too!

Nakhlasmoke
09-16-2006, 08:51 AM
Nakhlasmoke is up at 6:49 on a Saturday morning. Why? Because Nakhlasmoke is a parent.

The cat vomit is still there.

aadams73
09-16-2006, 03:00 PM
Nakhlasmoke is up at 6:49 on a Saturday morning. Why? Because Nakhlasmoke is a parent.

The cat vomit is still there.

You need a dog. That'll take care of the vomit.

aadams73 is also up early. Which is why she is now going to Starbucks.

oswann
09-16-2006, 03:10 PM
Today feels like a good day.


Os.

Mandy-Jane
09-17-2006, 08:55 AM
Mandy-Jane is not happy because her computer has a virus and she has to use her husband's computer, which is crappy.

SpookyWriter
09-17-2006, 09:37 AM
I like pumpkin pie.

tiny
09-17-2006, 09:55 AM
I'm crazy about someone. He makes me laugh. :D

samgail
09-17-2006, 10:59 AM
Sam wants to tell Stanley Kubrick he is a freaking genius

SpookyWriter
09-17-2006, 11:00 AM
I'm crazy about someone. He makes me laugh. :DHey DC you got a groupie...:hooray:

persiphone_hellecat
09-17-2006, 11:06 AM
He better become a benefactor so his mailbox can hold all the fan mail.

tiny
09-17-2006, 07:39 PM
Hey DC you got a groupie...:hooray:



Nope, not a chance. Anyone who's been watching knows who it is ;)

Stew21
09-17-2006, 07:43 PM
Trish has been watching. Trish knows.

aadams73
09-17-2006, 07:50 PM
Trish has been watching. Trish knows.

Alex knows too. Women know these things.

Serenity
09-17-2006, 08:15 PM
Serenity is glad that her birthday has passed. Now she can go back to deluding herself into believing that she's still 29.

DamaNegra
09-17-2006, 08:23 PM
Dama just ordered a copy of Jenna's Outwitting the Writer's Block :D She's happy!! (Damn international shipping though, 13-21 days)

wyntermoon
09-17-2006, 09:34 PM
Wyntermoon is almost 100% sure she has the same doll, lower right-hand, as DamaNegra that she picked up for her daughters while in Tulum. :D

ChaosTitan
09-17-2006, 10:05 PM
chaostitan is glad to finally see sunlight after five days of clouds and rain!

Stew21
09-17-2006, 10:26 PM
all the rain Chaos just got rid of is falling on Stew at this very moment.

tjwriter
09-17-2006, 10:54 PM
TJ was wondering if Stew was getting all wet because the clouds had her wondering when the rain was coming and the weather map shows all the rain is 3 hours east in St. Louis.

TJ is preparing for the big CareerFest tomorrow, where she may hopefully land a good job.

DamaNegra
09-17-2006, 11:03 PM
Dama has just realized I Shrugged is a woman.

DamaNegra
09-17-2006, 11:04 PM
And she seriously needs to get some writing done.

Serenity
09-17-2006, 11:12 PM
Serenity just read Dama's blog and hopes that things improve there once the new government settles in. Apart from that, she also wants to know who's been teaching her such language!!!

tjwriter
09-17-2006, 11:17 PM
Tori is wondering if anyone is in the chat, but knows that she should focus on her job fair stuff, not AW.

DeborahM
09-17-2006, 11:37 PM
I'm crazy about someone. He makes me laugh. :D

Deborah is happy for tiny terror. It is good for the soul when you find someone who makes you laugh and makes you crazy.

Serena Casey
09-18-2006, 12:26 AM
Serena thinks wyntermoon has one of the best avatars ever.

Aubrey
09-18-2006, 03:12 AM
Aubrey feels like the guy from Seinfeld when she talks this way.

Aubrey is getting sick of only thinking of side plots and plots for the end of her novel. She'd like to actually have some strong plot in the middle.

Aubrey is addicted to BitTorrent.

Aubrey is going to shut up now before someone smacks her (or she smacks herself).

tjwriter
09-18-2006, 03:23 AM
TJ is also uncomfortable speaking in the third person, but wants to fit in and hang with the cool kids.

She is also enjoying the fact that Baby P is home, as the little one spent all morning and afternoon at Grandma & Papaw's.

She is also still racking her brain for a good introductory statement to use at the job fair tomorrow and is posting in a hope that inspiration will strike.

She has also decided she needs more coffee, even if she is almost out of half & half and the gas station has none.

DamaNegra
09-18-2006, 03:23 AM
Apart from that, she also wants to know who's been teaching her such language!!!

You mean my excelent English? Or perhaps my french? :2angel:

:ROFL:

dancingandflying
09-18-2006, 04:50 AM
so, dancingandflying is thinking about changing from 'dancingandflying' to 'sherpa girl' or 'grow.'.

;D dancingandflying.

ChaosTitan
09-18-2006, 04:53 AM
chaostitan hates attending store meetings on her day off. And now she hates it even more, because she has to attend in dress code.

Eveningsdawn
09-18-2006, 06:40 AM
Edie is slowly learning that a dorm room with a ground-floor window just invites trouble. She also adds that she is easily startled and has very bad balance while standing. And that her new friends know this.

Unique
09-18-2006, 06:52 AM
Unique is a fount of useless information.

(useless to her, anyway)

Silver King
09-18-2006, 06:56 AM
Silver King quit drinking recently, but only for an hour. Then he started right back up again. Truthfully, he doesn't drink as much as his family believes...he drinks A LOT more than that!

billythrilly7th
09-18-2006, 06:58 AM
Billy digs music.

littlewriter
09-21-2006, 11:41 AM
Littlewriter is going to kill her fiance with her bare hands when he gets home today. She asked him this morning before he left the house, "Do you have enough cigarettes?"
"No, I'll buy some."
"Well here, take these, I have some in my handbag anyway." I kindly offer.

So he leaves for work, the lying bugger, with the cigarettes I gave him, plus the cigarettes he took out of my handbag earlier that morning! He could have at least put them back!

So now I have no cigarettes, its raining and blowing a gale, I have a toddler who isn't awake yet and who I'd have to wrap up warm to take him to the shop. But oh, guess what? He left the stroller at my mums house last night so I can't go anywhere! AAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Jaycinth
09-21-2006, 06:34 PM
Jaycinth is contemplating what to make for dinner tonight, and also wondering if it wouldn't be easier to serve some generic frozen pot pies to the family and polish off a bottle of Zinfandel for herself. (ponder...ponder..ponder)

davids
09-21-2006, 07:31 PM
The lobster has lost one of his kiddos and it is sad-wonder what I did?

expatbrat
09-21-2006, 07:35 PM
Expat has not even opened her WIP for more than a week.

expatbrat
09-21-2006, 07:36 PM
Expat has to get up at 5.45am to teach swimming, so expat is now off to bed.

Akiahara
09-21-2006, 08:08 PM
Akiahara is not Japanese, as her name might imply. :)

Her characters have also forced her to start writing a new outline. She's kinda angry with them!

Jack_Roberts
09-21-2006, 08:43 PM
Jack Roberts is really the name of a online character I wrote about. My real name is Scott. Jack is just a pen name to protect my family.

Eveningsdawn
09-21-2006, 09:18 PM
Edie was kissed last night.
She is not sure how she feels about this.

Raiyah
09-21-2006, 09:20 PM
Raiyah is simply gorgeous and fabulous and everyone wishes they had her shoes!

Jack_Roberts
09-21-2006, 09:24 PM
Jack listens to Halloween music all Sep and Oct. It provides for wonderful inspiration!

Raiyah
09-21-2006, 09:26 PM
Raiyah is bored, screenwriting class does not begin for her till 2:20

Akiahara
09-21-2006, 09:26 PM
Akiahara is debating on whether to read, write, or go back to sleep.

She is also eating a hot pocket and needs a refill on diet cherry coke.

Carrie in PA
09-21-2006, 09:44 PM
Carrie in PA looked like a lunatic this morning. (a different form of lunacy than most mornings)

There was a bird on the road that narrowly missed getting run over in front of Carrie and her DS. It wouldn't get off the road. After her DS got on the bus, Carrie stood in the middle of the road, blocking traffic, to rescue this damn bird.

She scooped it up and realized there was something wrong with its eyes. Poor little bugger. So she took it behind her house into the woods and it flew up into a tree.

Yes, Carrie is aware that she saved it from being squashed only to probably hand-deliver it to something carnivorous. But it was still a good deed. :tongue

Akiahara
09-21-2006, 09:48 PM
Good deed. :)

Akiahara thinks Carrie deserves a cookie. :P

Carrie in PA
09-21-2006, 09:53 PM
Carrie likes cookies. A lot. :D This is why Carrie joined Weight Watchers. :ROFL:

Akiahara
09-21-2006, 10:09 PM
:roll:

Akiahara envisions cookie support groups.

"Hi, my name is Lena and I'm addicted to the Oreo. I think that made the chocolate chips angry, but most of all, my *** is angry with them. It doesn't appreciate having all that extra mass."

Oh, dear...

davids
09-21-2006, 10:19 PM
I am preternatural

Mom'sWrite
09-21-2006, 10:46 PM
Screenmom is putting off writing a nasty-gram to her insurance company. Screenmom hates confrontation and having to kick up a fuss to get anything done.

Blech.

MidnightMuse
09-21-2006, 10:59 PM
<--- loves writing nasty grams, and once petitioned the State Insurance Commissoner and won her case :D

Mom'sWrite
09-21-2006, 11:08 PM
<--- loves writing nasty grams, and once petitioned the State Insurance Commissoner and won her case :D

Screenmom is happy that Muse kicked *** and took names. It makes her think that her efforts may not be entirely futile.:)

Screenmom goes forth into the breech once more, my friends...

Akiahara
09-21-2006, 11:13 PM
Akiahara has a little bit of a stomachache. Hot pocket, maybe?

She also hears the cat yowling, probably at her illegal ferrets... who, last time she checked, were lazily munching on their own feet.

MidnightMuse
09-21-2006, 11:13 PM
<--- Believes going forth into the breech might be gross, depending on who's breech it could be. But forge onward, Screenmom! Forge onward!

wyntermoon
09-21-2006, 11:14 PM
wyntermoon's first child was breech, rotten kid had her head in wyntermoon's ribcage for two months. Said child was extracted via c-section in a quick 8-minute tug through the tummy. The rest of the children were shot out like cannonballs the natural way.

Mom'sWrite
09-21-2006, 11:22 PM
<--- Believes going forth into the breech might be gross, depending on who's breech it could be. But forge onward, Screenmom! Forge onward!

:roll:

Okey dokey. Screenmom is totally embarrassed about misspelling her Shakespeare.

Breach.
Breech.

(I'm going to go close up the wall with my dead English now. Bye.)

Maryn
09-21-2006, 11:36 PM
Maryn put off bathing as long as she could, because the furnace has died and it's now 58 degrees in here. But finally, she could tolerate the smell no longer. Now she's cold.

Maryn, wet-headed

DamaNegra
09-21-2006, 11:38 PM
Dama's head hurts so much she can't think. It's been hurting for 3 days now.

Mandy-Jane
09-22-2006, 01:48 AM
Mandy-Jane's very excited because her football team is playing in the AFL Preliminary Final tonight,and when they win, they'll go into the Grand Final next week! She's not thinking about much else at the moment.

Silver King
09-22-2006, 02:18 AM
Silver King is wondering what happened to Maryn's furnace repair guy, and why he didn't get the job done days ago.

He's off now to make a Pasta e Fagioli soup, which will take about an hour to prepare, two more hours to simmer, and only ten minutes to eat. All the while, he'll be thinking warm thoughts that he wishes would be enough to heat Maryn's frigid house.

dpaterso
09-22-2006, 02:28 AM
dpaterso has two ugly sumbitch scars on his chest that stop him from going to the swimming pool or beach, not just because people stare, but because they ask him "Who did that?" as if it's a conversation piece. And then they kinda shuffle off nervously when he tells them the tale. Not all of it. Just enough.

-Derek
My Web Page - shameless vampyre fiction & other shameless writings. (http://hometown.aol.co.uk/DPaterson57)
That was really fun, the humiliation, running from the hotel security staff - and the nifty little outfit, which seemed to tell so many conventioneers, "Pet me, I'm a whore."

tiny
09-22-2006, 02:57 AM
I should have been taller but my mom smoked.