I'm the McWHAT?!?

McWhat?!!!


Ahh...McPure. McWonderful!

writerterri said:

McWhat?!!!


Ahh...McPure. McWonderful!

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McAintGettingAny. (for adults only smirk) The kids version is McYouBetterNotBeGettingAny!

Ok, and you're the McSluts.

SpookyWriter said:

McAintGettingAny. (for adults only smirk) The kids version is McYouBetterNotBeGettingAny!

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McNone!

writerterri said:

McNone!

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McIamSterile -- want kids with that order? Good luck!!!

SpookyWriter said:

McIamSterile -- want kids with that order? Good luck!!!

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I apologize on behalf of my preggie sistren.

Problem with Mc'd and the young women working there is that it's hard to distinguish which ones are pregnant and which ones just celebrated their first anniversay.

Just tell them you're Mc Choosey hon --- you're waiting for the Mr. Mc Right to come along - not Mr. Mc Right Now. Personally, at my age, I'm looking for Mr. Mc Anything That Breathes. Mr. Mc Spooky is looking better and better all the time ... LOL Mc Persi

persiphone_hellecat said:

Mr. Mc Spooky is looking better and better all the time ... LOL Mc Persi

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Are you sure?

Ummmm... give me some time to McThink about that one.

Reminds me of a joke. An old sailor decides to go down to the docks one last time to pick up a hooker and get it on. He chooses one, they check into a one hour no tell motel, she gets naked, he gets on top and starts humping and pumping away.

After a few minutes, he looks down and asks her, "How am I doing baby?"

She replies "You're doing about three knoughts, sailor."

He says, "What are you talking about?"

She says, "You're not hard, You're not in, and You're not getting your money back."

It must be catching. I just left Mc Donalds and there were a whole lot of Mc Preggos there.

Hmmm, I know another soccer mom with five kids. She is a McD manager. Is it something in the McNuggets or just something that bored people do when the drive thru is empty?

You're just the McPrincess and your McPrince will come

I just hope he looks better than Mc Spooky

Project nachonaco said:

They said "You know, you're the only one NOT pregnant here, so we'll call you the McVirgin."

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I would've been unable to resist a "McSmartEnoughToWorkACondom" joke.

Or maybe McKeptMyKneesTogether

persiphone_hellecat said:

Or maybe McKeptMyKneesTogether

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Or for the guys: McPryBar

Oh my ... that was good...

Oh my ... I imagine that gave Mom a lump in her throat herself ... I bet you had some explaining to do...

persiphone_hellecat said:

Oh my ... I imagine that gave Mom a lump in her throat herself ... I bet you had some explaining to do...

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I was the one who told my mom what she was calling me. My mom said I had to say something to her. No way. If anything, I would rent the movie, put a post it on top that says, "Watch this and STOP calling me that name." I never said anything, but she stopped. Someone said something to her.

That's good. I could see how that could be embarassing. I remember the movie well. Actually I thought it was hilarious, but I don't think that's an appropriate office nickname -- especially in these days of sexual harassment charges right and left. I'm glad they stopped.

TrainofThought said:

I’d rather be called McVirgin than what my boss, SVP, called me Deep Throat. Those around were not thinking Watergate. I don’t think she heard of the movie, but my mom and aunt did. She nicknamed me this because of my deep, raspy voice, but the young guys who heard it would smile and ask what I was doing later.

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Am I a pervert? 'cause I actually do know what that means. As I also know what voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir means.

If you say that phrase, you probably won't be a McVirgin for very long.

No you arent a pervert. However I would seriously question how much street learning is going on out there in Orchard, Nebraska. I thought you country boys were ... you know ... kinda behind the times on stuff like that. I think I was at least 16 before I saw it.